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    Man Kills Buck With Bare Hands in Bedroom

    BENTONVILLE, Ark. (AP) -- For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.

    Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay dead on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.

    Goldsberry was at his daughter's home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer.

    "I was standing about like this peeking around the corner when the deer came out of the bedroom," said Goldsberry. The deer ran down the hall and into the master bedroom - "jumping back and forth across the bed."

    Goldsberry entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it.

    Goldsberry, sore from the struggle, dragged the dead animal out of the house.

    "He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for a while," Deputy Doug Gay said.

    At this time of year, a buck that sees its reflection in a window often charges, believing it is fighting off a rival, Gay said.

    Goldsberry intended to have the deer processed for its meat.[/b][/quote]

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  • #2
    Bare hands? Why not just use a car like everybody else?
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    • #3
      How fucking ridiculous.

      Forty minutes for either the police to show up or the guy to tell his wife to call 911.

      Had this ended the other way (ie: the deer snapping the guy's nexk) I'd be happy to claim Darwin was at work.

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      • #4
        Great story.

        Must have been a big window, maybe a sliding door in which the buck saw it's reflection and charged.

        Or maybe he just hit the window from a dead sprint like birds hit my kitchen windows some time.

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        • #5
          I'm just wondering why he didn't just shut the door and let the cops take care of it. But you gotta love the guy -- he's going to eat it.
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          Jeffro is a hell of a good man.

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          • #6
            In 1973,my father strangled a deer during an organized hunt in Boston Township,Texas....not a very good nickname afterward.
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            • #7
              QUOTE(blue zone @ Nov 2 2005, 05:51 PM) Quoted post

              In 1973,my father strangled a deer during an organized hunt in Boston Township,Texas....not a very good nickname afterward.
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              I'm sorry, but the "Texas choker" nickname is already taken by the Astros

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              • #8
                QUOTE(FAR52 @ Nov 2 2005, 04:48 PM) Quoted post
                I'm just wondering why he didn't just shut the door and let the cops take care of it. But you gotta love the guy -- he's going to eat it. [/b][/quote]

                And I bet the family is going to REALLY get sick and tired of hearing about it every time they have a venison meal.

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                • #9
                  QUOTE(King @ Nov 2 2005, 07:28 PM) Quoted post

                  Great story.

                  Must have been a big window, maybe a sliding door in which the buck saw it's reflection and charged.

                  Or maybe he just hit the window from a dead sprint like birds hit my kitchen windows some time.
                  [/b][/quote]
                  Maybe the deer thought that guy's daughter was hot.

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