WTF is wrong with these damn troubled teens?

[Jim Carr]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/10/29/neighborh...e.ap/index.html


Can't we put all these "gloom and doom I hate life" fuckers on an island and nuke them all?

[The Skeptic]

Look on the bright side.

Perhaps the neighbor was a sex offender......

Whaddya say, Shoot it Al?

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[YYZ]

QUOTE(Jim Carr @ Oct 30 2005, 01:04 AM) Quoted post

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/10/29/neighborh...e.ap/index.html


Can't we put all these "gloom and doom I hate life" fuckers on an island and nuke them all?
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Sure, let's take all the nutso, homicidal teens and lock 'em up. One problem: how do you figure out which ones are like that? And while we're at it, let's figure out a way to determine which normal-looking adults will find their way on to the sex offenders map.

[210]

At least the guy killed himself saving the taxpayers the cost of a trial and incarceration...

[Jack Daniels]

QUOTE(210 @ Oct 30 2005, 08:28 AM) Quoted post

At least the guy killed himself saving the taxpayers the cost of a trial and incarceration...
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As Denis Leary calls it: "That's natural selection, nature's way of taking care of the food chain."

From the "No Cure For Cancer" album.

[Jim Carr]

QUOTE(YYZ @ Oct 30 2005, 01:51 AM) Quoted post

QUOTE(Jim Carr @ Oct 30 2005, 01:04 AM) Quoted post

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/10/29/neighborh...e.ap/index.html


Can't we put all these "gloom and doom I hate life" fuckers on an island and nuke them all?
[/b][/quote]

Sure, let's take all the nutso, homicidal teens and lock 'em up. One problem: how do you figure out which ones are like that? And while we're at it, let's figure out a way to determine which normal-looking adults will find their way on to the sex offenders map.
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The ones who walk around wearing their little black get ups who write stupid shit on their arms and hands. They are the ones who need the early 4th innning hook.

[Sheriff Blaylock]

I blame those violent video games...........and George Bush

[Jack Daniels]

I blame today's shitty music that Rolling Stone has the nerve to call ROCK.....

[Jim Carr]

QUOTE(Sheriff Blaylock @ Oct 30 2005, 10:23 AM) Quoted post

I blame those violent video games...........and George Bush
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I blame the Burger King.

[ChiTownBluesFan]

I blame the roof being open at Minute Maid.

[Daisy Mae]

I blame the Teletubbies. I think that show seriously screws with their minds when they are babies.

[Jack Daniels]

QUOTE(ChiTownBluesFan @ Oct 30 2005, 12:31 PM) Quoted post

I blame the roof being open at Minute Maid.
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I blame "Shemp" Selig!

[TTB]

I blame timeouts...in lieu of ass whippins

[Bleacher Creature]

I blame the Astros for not having African American ballplayers.

[Bleacher Creature]

QUOTE(TTB @ Oct 30 2005, 11:35 AM) Quoted post

I blame timeouts...in lieu of ass whippins
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AMEN BROTHER!!!