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  • Apparently, black is NOT slimming

    Dude. Can. Fly.

  • #2
    QUOTE(dvyyyyyy @ Oct 27 2005, 01:46 PM) Quoted post


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    Neither is striped, powder blue..

    "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
    Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
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    • #3
      DAMN!

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      • #4
        Standing next to Mangino is slimming.
        "Need some wood?" -- George W. Bush, October 8, 2004

        "Historians will judge if this war is just, not your punk ass." -- Dave Glover, December 8, 2004

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        • #5
          QUOTE(dvyyyyyy @ Oct 27 2005, 01:46 PM) Quoted post
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          Looks like someone ate the pep band.

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          • #6
            Mangino gives KU a double-chin up on the competition.
            Dude. Can. Fly.

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            • #7
              let's talk smack after MU doesn't completely blow this weekend.
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              • #8
                How is he alive?
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                • #9
                  (Courtesy of tigerboard.com) Mangino is so fat...

                  when he wears a yellow raincoat, people say "Taxi!"

                  he had to go to Sea World to get baptized

                  he has to iron his pants on the driveway.

                  he puts on preparation H with a paint-roller

                  he's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book

                  he sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw him in

                  his ass has its own Congressman

                  he's on both sides of the family

                  the animals at the zoo feed him
                  The Dude abides.

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                  • #10
                    QUOTE(Moe_Szyslak @ Oct 27 2005, 01:51 PM) Quoted post
                    he's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book[/b][/quote]

                    I find this very offensive.

                    But I laughed anyway.
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                    • #11


                      "Holy crap, that guy is HUGE!"
                      You can't kill terror
                      So let's declare war
                      There's so many dead that we can't keep score

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                      • #12
                        QUOTE(Moe_Szyslak @ Oct 27 2005, 01:51 PM) Quoted post

                        (Courtesy of tigerboard.com) Mangino is so fat...

                        when he wears a yellow raincoat, people say "Taxi!"

                        he had to go to Sea World to get baptized

                        he has to iron his pants on the driveway.

                        he puts on preparation H with a paint-roller

                        he's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book

                        he sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw him in

                        his ass has its own Congressman

                        he's on both sides of the family

                        the animals at the zoo feed him
                        [/b][/quote]

                        [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img] Good ones!

                        How about

                        the KU track team practices by running around him

                        It takes him 2 days to turn around

                        The city has to adjust the water pressure so he can take a dump

                        He is clearly seen on the weather satellite maps ("right here, approaching Mangino, we have a cold front moving in...")
                        “I’ve always stated, ‘I’m a Missouri Tiger,’” Anderson said March 13 after Arkansas fired John Pelphrey, adding, “I’m excited about what’s taking place here.”

                        Asked then if he would talk to his players about the situation, he said, “They know me, and that’s where the trust comes in.

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                        • #13
                          Mangino is so fat that Rand McNally now refers to Lawrence, Kansas as Mangino, Kansas on their road atlases
                          “I’ve always stated, ‘I’m a Missouri Tiger,’” Anderson said March 13 after Arkansas fired John Pelphrey, adding, “I’m excited about what’s taking place here.”

                          Asked then if he would talk to his players about the situation, he said, “They know me, and that’s where the trust comes in.

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                          • #14
                            I'm gonna laugh if KU knocks off Mizzou....

                            "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
                            Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
                            -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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                            • #15
                              QUOTE(*007* @ Oct 27 2005, 02:06 PM) Quoted post

                              I'm gonna laugh if KU knocks off Mizzou....
                              [/b][/quote]

                              We are immune to pain. Like G. Gordon Liddy. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif[/img]
                              The Dude abides.

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