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    Naked man orders coffee while masturbating
    Canadian Press
    Oct. 26, 2005 10:31 AM
    WOODSTOCK, Ont. - A man who drove up to a Tim Hortons drive-thru while stark naked and masturbating has pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act, saying "fantasy" got the best of him.

    A female employee at the restaurant in nearby Thamesford took an order for a large coffee just past midnight on Oct. 3, prosecutor Michael Carnegie told court Tuesday.

    When the car pulled up to the window, the employee noticed a man alone in the vehicle, completely nude and masturbating, Carnegie said.
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    The man handed money to the employee with his unoccupied left hand, court heard.

    The employee wrote down the car's licence plate number and called police.

    When the 38-year-old Woodstock man met with police after the incident, he admitted to doing "a bad thing" and suggested he did it "for the thrill," court heard.

    Joseph Priddle will be sentenced Dec. 6. [/b][/quote]

    http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/...drive26-ON.html
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    QUOTE(mw.2 @ Oct 26 2005, 10:39 PM) Quoted post

    QUOTE
    Naked man orders coffee while masturbating
    Canadian Press
    Oct. 26, 2005 10:31 AM
    WOODSTOCK, Ont. - A man who drove up to a Tim Hortons drive-thru while stark naked and masturbating has pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act, saying "fantasy" got the best of him.

    A female employee at the restaurant in nearby Thamesford took an order for a large coffee just past midnight on Oct. 3, prosecutor Michael Carnegie told court Tuesday.

    When the car pulled up to the window, the employee noticed a man alone in the vehicle, completely nude and masturbating, Carnegie said.
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    The man handed money to the employee with his unoccupied left hand, court heard.

    The employee wrote down the car's licence plate number and called police.

    When the 38-year-old Woodstock man met with police after the incident, he admitted to doing "a bad thing" and suggested he did it "for the thrill," court heard.

    Joseph Priddle will be sentenced Dec. 6. [/b][/quote]

    http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/...drive26-ON.html
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    Good GOD, coffee drive-thru masturbation is so bad they need to plan how to stop it, but at the same time they plan on how to re elect a president who is screwing up the country financially and has gotten over 1000 kids killed (rightly or wrongly)?!?!??!?!!!?
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    • #3
      guess he needed some creamer for his coffee
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      • #4
        QUOTE(Guppy @ Oct 26 2005, 10:16 PM) Quoted post

        guess he needed some creamer for his coffee
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        [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

        Could you imagine the potential lawsuit from spilled coffee? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif[/img]

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        • #5
          QUOTE(Guppy @ Oct 26 2005, 10:16 PM) Quoted post

          guess he needed some creamer for his coffee
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          He should know that it doesn't mix well...he needed a bigger stirrer... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]

          Dat's right!

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          • #6
            QUOTE(Guppy @ Oct 26 2005, 10:16 PM) Quoted post

            guess he needed some creamer for his coffee
            [/b][/quote]


            Heh!
            Dude. Can. Fly.

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            • #7
              QUOTE(mw.2 @ Oct 26 2005, 09:39 PM) Quoted post

              QUOTE
              Naked man orders coffee while masturbating
              Canadian Press
              Oct. 26, 2005 10:31 AM
              WOODSTOCK, Ont. - A man who drove up to a Tim Hortons drive-thru while stark naked and masturbating has pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act, saying "fantasy" got the best of him.

              A female employee at the restaurant in nearby Thamesford took an order for a large coffee just past midnight on Oct. 3, prosecutor Michael Carnegie told court Tuesday.

              When the car pulled up to the window, the employee noticed a man alone in the vehicle, completely nude and masturbating, Carnegie said.
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              The man handed money to the employee with his unoccupied left hand, court heard.

              The employee wrote down the car's licence plate number and called police.

              When the 38-year-old Woodstock man met with police after the incident, he admitted to doing "a bad thing" and suggested he did it "for the thrill," court heard.

              Joseph Priddle will be sentenced Dec. 6. [/b][/quote]

              http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/...drive26-ON.html
              (found on Fark)
              [/b][/quote]

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              • #8
                Mmmmm.... Timmy Hortons....

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                • #9
                  QUOTE(Guppy @ Oct 26 2005, 10:16 PM) Quoted post

                  guess he needed some creamer for his coffee
                  [/b][/quote]
                  Hey-O!

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                  • #10
                    Fucking Canadians.. if you can't spank the old monkey in your own car, where the hell can you???
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                    • #11
                      Wasn't me.....I don't take cream with my coffee. In fact, I like my coffee like I like my women.........

                      .......Thrown into a burlap sack, strapped to the back of a donkey, and dragged through the mountains by Juan Valdez

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                      • #12
                        QUOTE(Hepatitis Dispenser @ Oct 27 2005, 07:41 AM) Quoted post

                        Wasn't me.....I don't take cream with my coffee. In fact, I like my coffee like I like my women.........

                        .......Thrown into a burlap sack, strapped to the back of a donkey, and dragged through the mountains by Juan Valdez
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                        • #13
                          QUOTE(Hepatitis Dispenser @ Oct 27 2005, 08:41 AM) Quoted post

                          Wasn't me.....I don't take cream with my coffee. In fact, I like my coffee like I like my women.........

                          .......Thrown into a burlap sack, strapped to the back of a donkey, and dragged through the mountains by Juan Valdez
                          [/b][/quote]

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                          • #14
                            QUOTE(Hepatitis Dispenser @ Oct 27 2005, 07:41 AM) Quoted post

                            Wasn't me.....I don't take cream with my coffee. In fact, I like my coffee like I like my women.........

                            .......Thrown into a burlap sack, strapped to the back of a donkey, and dragged through the mountains by Juan Valdez
                            [/b][/quote]


                            I didn't think that sounded like something Hep would do. Now the burlap sack, donkey and dragging through the mountains, that sounds like Hep. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
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