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  • It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas...

    What a lovely time of year, with Fitzmas carolers all out singing in the joy of the season....

    Walking in a Beltway Wonderland!

    Pundits talk, are you listening?
    On Rove's brow, sweat is glistening.
    A beautiful sight,
    Fitz will indict,
    Walking in a beltway wonderland!

    In the meadow we can build a snowman,
    And pretend that he is Preznit Bush.
    We'll call him an indicted co-conspirator,
    And then we'll start to kick him in the tush!

    Can you tell, we're excited?
    Just to see, who's indicted!
    Those who have clout,
    Will be frog-marched out,
    Walking in a beltway wonderland!

    _______________________________________________


    O Aspen Tree

    O Aspen tree,
    O Aspen tree,
    Your roots are all connected.
    O Aspen tree,
    O Aspen tree,
    But your sources aren't protected.
    How shall we sell the war to them?
    Just send some lies to Judy M.
    O Aspen tree,
    O Aspen tree,
    Your roots are all connected.

    __________________________________________

    O Little Town of Washington

    O Little Town of Washington,
    How still we see thee lie.
    The folks below
    Don't seem to know
    That Fitzmas day is nigh.
    The grand jury is weighing
    Indictments `gainst these crooks.
    Hopefully, we soon will see,
    Fitzgerald throw the book!

    ______________________________________________

    "Plame!" the White House Sources Say

    "Plame!" the White House sources say,
    "Wilson's wife is CIA!"
    "She's the one who booked the trip"
    "To debunk the Niger tip."
    Slowly now the Aspens turn!
    Fitz has energy to burn!
    He'll flip the sources from the WHIG,
    Turn this into something big!
    "Plame!" the White House sources say,
    "Wilson's wife is CIA!"
    I like cheese.

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    I thought this was going to be a Ryan Fitzpatrick thread. I'm disappointed.
    Official sponsor of Mike Shannon's Retirement Party

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    • #3
      Heheh.

      I received these in an email last week with the subject "You are much better". [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

      Some colleagues and I did a similar thing two years ago, with a corrupt Connecticut governor who had basically been letting his buddies run a racketeering operation out of his office for two terms and into a third, complete with kickbacks, free vacations and many, many "gifts" from "subordinates".

      It was the holiday season, and the songs were just intended for a carolling demonstration outside a fundraiser, but we actually went back to my place and recorded two of 'em. Gave to WTIC radio here and got some drivetime talk airplay.

      My first (and last) commercial radio play [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]
      Damn these electric sex pants!

      26+31+34+42+44+46+64+67+82+06 = 10

      Bring back the death penalty for corporations!

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