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  • You know you spend too much time at the Lounge...

    Last night I was out with some non-Lounger friends. One of them said something I happened to agree with, and I replied (out loud, mind you), "Plus-Fucking-Plus."

    He said, "What??"

    I said, "I mean, 'I think so too.'"

    I thought, "I have got to spend less time on that board."

    (and yet, here I am, relatively bright and early this morning...at least it seems bright and early...) [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]
    "It would have been difficult for us to discuss it with his dick in my mouth, so evidently I don't know him that well."

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    I don't even laugh anymore. I just say "L-O-L."

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    • #3
      Celtic has a funny story like that also...

      And I, like him, have begun asking people at work if they have "access to a smart person" (although I do it on purpose [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] )


      I also have to be extra special when sending e-mails at work. More than once I have caught myself wearing my "Lounge hat" when replying to e-mails. I have to read each one three times, now.

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      I somehow don't think my manager would appreciate me answering one of his questions with "Get a fucking Mac".
      " Look, forget the myths the media's created about the White House--the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand."

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      • #4
        QUOTE(CSD @ Oct 23 2005, 11:00 AM) Quoted post

        I don't even laugh anymore. I just say "L-O-L."

        [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
        [/b][/quote]
        [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/roll2.gif[/img]

        I bring index cards when needed of the smilies...

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        Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
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        • #5
          QUOTE(*007* @ Oct 23 2005, 12:37 PM) Quoted post

          QUOTE(CSD @ Oct 23 2005, 11:00 AM) Quoted post

          I don't even laugh anymore. I just say "L-O-L."

          [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
          [/b][/quote]
          [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/roll2.gif[/img]

          I bring index cards when needed of the smilies...
          [/b][/quote]


          I need to start doing that.
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          • #6
            QUOTE(CSD @ Oct 23 2005, 11:38 AM) Quoted post

            QUOTE(*007* @ Oct 23 2005, 12:37 PM) Quoted post

            QUOTE(CSD @ Oct 23 2005, 11:00 AM) Quoted post

            I don't even laugh anymore. I just say "L-O-L."

            [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
            [/b][/quote]
            [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/roll2.gif[/img]

            I bring index cards when needed of the smilies...
            [/b][/quote]


            I need to start doing that.
            [/b][/quote]
            It's a bitch setting up the tab to pull for the [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/roll2.gif[/img] smiley...

            "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
            Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
            -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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            • #7
              QUOTE(*007* @ Oct 23 2005, 11:39 AM) Quoted post

              QUOTE(CSD @ Oct 23 2005, 11:38 AM) Quoted post

              QUOTE(*007* @ Oct 23 2005, 12:37 PM) Quoted post

              QUOTE(CSD @ Oct 23 2005, 11:00 AM) Quoted post

              I don't even laugh anymore. I just say "L-O-L."

              [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
              [/b][/quote]
              [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/roll2.gif[/img]

              I bring index cards when needed of the smilies...
              [/b][/quote]


              I need to start doing that.
              [/b][/quote]
              It's a bitch setting up the tab to pull for the [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/roll2.gif[/img] smiley...
              [/b][/quote]
              I just start rolling around on the ground and giggle for that
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              • #8
                Sometimes when I'm talking about sports, especially hockey, I repeat what I've read here and act like it's my idea. People now think I know lots more than before.

                The Rams are terrible. JJ.

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                • #9
                  QUOTE(*007* @ Oct 23 2005, 11:39 AM) Quoted post

                  QUOTE(CSD @ Oct 23 2005, 11:38 AM) Quoted post

                  QUOTE(*007* @ Oct 23 2005, 12:37 PM) Quoted post

                  QUOTE(CSD @ Oct 23 2005, 11:00 AM) Quoted post

                  I don't even laugh anymore. I just say "L-O-L."

                  [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
                  [/b][/quote]
                  [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/roll2.gif[/img]

                  I bring index cards when needed of the smilies...
                  [/b][/quote]


                  I need to start doing that.
                  [/b][/quote]
                  It's a bitch setting up the tab to pull for the [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/roll2.gif[/img] smiley...
                  [/b][/quote]

                  On the other hand, there's another smiley that works in so many situations, and doesn't require animation....

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                  • #10
                    Like JJ - for me it has it upside.

                    Lately I've been taking a page from Glovey and diagraming everything.

                    When people don't understand I say - STFU - just the letters.

                    If they press it - I say

                    Do you know you are messing with the official sponsor of the small but mighty state of Rhode Island.

                    They usually leave me alone then.
                    Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

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                    • #11
                      I also have threatened to sick moon man and Turd on more than one person

                      They think I am talking about Shannon and Hagin.
                      Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

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                      • #12
                        in a meeting the other day, i was looking at a report and i said to myself....whiskey...tango...foxtrot
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                        • #13
                          sometimes people at work think I am laughing at something funny they said. Sometimes I play along but sometimes I tell them I am actually reading something funny on the board.
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                          • #14
                            QUOTE(Gracie @ Oct 23 2005, 10:55 AM) Quoted post

                            Last night I was out with some non-Lounger friends. One of them said something I happened to agree with, and I replied (out loud, mind you), "Plus-Fucking-Plus."

                            He said, "What??"

                            I said, "I mean, 'I think so too.'"

                            I thought, "I have got to spend less time on that board."

                            (and yet, here I am, relatively bright and early this morning...at least it seems bright and early...) [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]
                            [/b][/quote]

                            I have a similar story, though not Lounge-related. My wife and I have been together long enough to where we can finish each other sentences and would always say, "You were reading my mind." The wife said that was getting old and we needed to say something different to change it up. I suggested, "The drapes are on fire," every time we knew what the other would say. That became part of our normal conversation. One day in college, my logic prof said something and, out loud, I say, "You know, sir, the drapes are on fire because I was about to say the same thing." The class, all of whom at least 12 years younger than me and some of them I consider to be borderline retarded, began staring at me as did the prof. I had to explain myself and the prof thought it funny...the rest of the class thought I was ignorant...Or as we say back home, ignernt...
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                            • #15
                              QUOTE(*007* @ Oct 23 2005, 11:37 AM) Quoted post

                              QUOTE(CSD @ Oct 23 2005, 11:00 AM) Quoted post

                              I don't even laugh anymore. I just say "L-O-L."

                              [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
                              [/b][/quote]
                              [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/roll2.gif[/img]

                              I bring index cards when needed of the smilies...
                              [/b][/quote]Can you imagine if Sooc did that.
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