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    ST. LOUIS (AP) -- Veteran Cardinal reliever Cal Eldred, who was unused in the National League Championship Series, today publicly thanked Manager Tony LaRussa for not using him in the playoffs.

    "Let's face it, I've been living on fumes for some time," said the 60-year-old reliever, a former Cub. "All I was going to do was embarrass myself. Look at Morris."
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    I have a feeling TLR will moe dock him.
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    • #3
      QUOTE(kennyboyerfan @ Oct 21 2005, 11:28 AM) Quoted post

      ST. LOUIS (AP) -- Veteran Cardinal reliever Cal Eldred, who was unused in the National League Championship Series, today publicly thanked Manager Tony LaRussa for not using him in the playoffs.

      "Let's face it, I've been living on fumes for some time," said the 60-year-old reliever, a former Cub. "All I was going to do was embarrass myself. Look at Morris."
      [/b][/quote]

      Eldred then got in his car and did doughnuts in the outfield while chanting, "VIVA BUSH!"

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      • #4
        QUOTE(AWSmith98 @ Oct 21 2005, 11:33 AM) Quoted post

        QUOTE(kennyboyerfan @ Oct 21 2005, 11:28 AM) Quoted post

        ST. LOUIS (AP) -- Veteran Cardinal reliever Cal Eldred, who was unused in the National League Championship Series, today publicly thanked Manager Tony LaRussa for not using him in the playoffs.

        "Let's face it, I've been living on fumes for some time," said the 60-year-old reliever, a former Cub. "All I was going to do was embarrass myself. Look at Morris."
        [/b][/quote]

        Eldred then got on his wheelchair and did doughnuts in the outfield while chanting, "VIVA BUSH!"
        [/b][/quote]



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        • #5
          QUOTE(Ohio Blues @ Oct 21 2005, 11:33 AM) Quoted post

          I have a feeling TLR will moe dock him.
          [/b][/quote]

          Anything but a "moe docking" [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
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          • #6
            What's a moe dock?
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            • #7
              QUOTE(moedrabowsky @ Oct 21 2005, 11:59 AM) Quoted post

              What's a moe dock?
              [/b][/quote]

              I don't know, I think it's a Hucklebucks reference.
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              • #8
                QUOTE(JWB @ Oct 21 2005, 10:59 AM) Quoted post

                QUOTE(moedrabowsky @ Oct 21 2005, 11:59 AM) Quoted post

                What's a moe dock?
                [/b][/quote]

                I don't know, I think it's a Hucklebucks reference.
                [/b][/quote]

                Illuminating. Thanks.
                His mind is not for rent, to any god or government.
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                • #9
                  QUOTE(moedrabowsky @ Oct 21 2005, 12:03 PM) Quoted post

                  QUOTE(JWB @ Oct 21 2005, 10:59 AM) Quoted post

                  QUOTE(moedrabowsky @ Oct 21 2005, 11:59 AM) Quoted post

                  What's a moe dock?
                  [/b][/quote]

                  I don't know, I think it's a Hucklebucks reference.
                  [/b][/quote]

                  Illuminating. Thanks.
                  [/b][/quote]

                  Sorry.
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                  You'll never be forgotten.

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                  • #10
                    QUOTE(moedrabowsky @ Oct 21 2005, 12:03 PM) Quoted post

                    QUOTE(JWB @ Oct 21 2005, 10:59 AM) Quoted post

                    QUOTE(moedrabowsky @ Oct 21 2005, 11:59 AM) Quoted post

                    What's a moe dock?
                    [/b][/quote]

                    I don't know, I think it's a Hucklebucks reference.
                    [/b][/quote]

                    Illuminating. Thanks.
                    [/b][/quote]
                    You remember that crazy poster, Soocrates? Yea, he posted it at Hucklebucks or something. We still don't know what it means.

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                    • #11
                      QUOTE(JWB @ Oct 21 2005, 11:05 AM) Quoted post

                      QUOTE(moedrabowsky @ Oct 21 2005, 12:03 PM) Quoted post

                      QUOTE(JWB @ Oct 21 2005, 10:59 AM) Quoted post

                      QUOTE(moedrabowsky @ Oct 21 2005, 11:59 AM) Quoted post

                      What's a moe dock?
                      [/b][/quote]

                      I don't know, I think it's a Hucklebucks reference.
                      [/b][/quote]

                      Illuminating. Thanks.
                      [/b][/quote]

                      Sorry.
                      [/b][/quote]

                      I was being serious.
                      His mind is not for rent, to any god or government.
                      Pointless debate is what we do here -- lvr

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                      • #12
                        QUOTE(GloveSaveandaBeauty @ Oct 21 2005, 11:07 AM) Quoted post

                        QUOTE(moedrabowsky @ Oct 21 2005, 12:03 PM) Quoted post

                        QUOTE(JWB @ Oct 21 2005, 10:59 AM) Quoted post

                        QUOTE(moedrabowsky @ Oct 21 2005, 11:59 AM) Quoted post

                        What's a moe dock?
                        [/b][/quote]

                        I don't know, I think it's a Hucklebucks reference.
                        [/b][/quote]

                        Illuminating. Thanks.
                        [/b][/quote]
                        You remember that crazy poster, Soocrates? Yea, he posted it at Hucklebucks or something. We still don't know what it means.
                        [/b][/quote]

                        Thanks, Glovey. I can't keep up with all this intranets terminology.
                        His mind is not for rent, to any god or government.
                        Pointless debate is what we do here -- lvr

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                        • #13
                          QUOTE(moedrabowsky @ Oct 21 2005, 12:07 PM) Quoted post

                          QUOTE(JWB @ Oct 21 2005, 11:05 AM) Quoted post

                          QUOTE(moedrabowsky @ Oct 21 2005, 12:03 PM) Quoted post

                          QUOTE(JWB @ Oct 21 2005, 10:59 AM) Quoted post

                          QUOTE(moedrabowsky @ Oct 21 2005, 11:59 AM) Quoted post

                          What's a moe dock?
                          [/b][/quote]

                          I don't know, I think it's a Hucklebucks reference.
                          [/b][/quote]

                          Illuminating. Thanks.
                          [/b][/quote]

                          Sorry.
                          [/b][/quote]

                          I was being serious.
                          [/b][/quote]

                          Oh, my bad [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]
                          RIP Chris Jones 1971-2009
                          You'll never be forgotten.

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                          • #15
                            QUOTE(Ohio Blues @ Oct 21 2005, 06:06 PM) Quoted post
                            His mind is not for rent, to any god or government.
                            Pointless debate is what we do here -- lvr

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