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    Who signed me up for David DeAngleo's "Dating Tips" newsletter? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif[/img]

  • #2
    QUOTE(GloveSaveandaBeauty @ Oct 21 2005, 07:14 AM) Quoted post

    Who signed me up for David DeAngleo's "Dating Tips" newsletter? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif[/img]
    [/b][/quote]

    Any good tips you can share with us?
    No president wants war. Everything you may have heard is that, but it's just simply not true
    President George W. Bush, March 21, 2006

    I'm a war president
    President George W. Bush, February 8, 2004

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    • #3
      QUOTE(mw.2 @ Oct 21 2005, 06:21 AM) Quoted post

      QUOTE(GloveSaveandaBeauty @ Oct 21 2005, 07:14 AM) Quoted post

      Who signed me up for David DeAngleo's "Dating Tips" newsletter? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif[/img]
      [/b][/quote]

      Any good tips you can share with us?
      [/b][/quote]
      [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif[/img]

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      • #4
        Here's a bit from the latest one [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif[/img] :

        QUOTE
        WHAT WOMEN "REALLY MEAN"...

        I hope you're sitting down... because what I'm
        about to share with you will change how you view
        women and dating.

        I'm about to take you "behind the scenes" in
        the female mind.

        I'm going to give you a perspective that most
        men never see or realize.

        Unfortunately for most guys, not seeing things
        the way I'm about to share with you, keeps them
        trapped in their own little world of failure.

        If you pay careful attention to the things I'm
        about to reveal to you, you'll definitely have
        more success with women.

        THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WORDS AND THE REAL
        WORLD...

        Have you ever heard a woman say something like:

        "I want a guy who is sensitive."

        "I want a guy who's in touch with his feelings."

        "I want a guy who's a good communicator."

        "I want a guy who is strong."

        "I want a guy who is sexy."

        ...?

        Of course you have.

        Women say this stuff all the time.

        One of my favorites is:

        "I want a REAL MAN."

        I love that one.

        In the past, when I'd hear women say, "I want a
        REAL MAN", I had NO IDEA what the hell they were
        talking about.

        It almost didn't make sense.

        But keep in mind, even though these things
        don't always make sense to us guys, they make
        PERFECT sense to women.

        Here's the problem...

        When a woman says one of these things, she
        actually MEANS something that is different from
        what a guy would mean if he said the same words.

        Let me explain.

        If a guy says "I'm going to stay home and relax
        today", he probably means that he's going to stay
        home, watch some sports, drink a beer, look at
        pictures of women on the internet, and order a
        pizza.

        If a WOMAN says that she's going to stay home
        and relax, she's probably NOT going to watch some
        sports, drink a beer, look at pictures of women on
        the internet, and order a pizza.

        IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are reading this right
        now and you are a woman who watches sports, drinks
        beer, looks at pictures of the women on the
        internet, and orders pizza to relax, then contact
        me immediately at the email address below. And
        send pictures.

        Back to what I was saying...

        Women are DIFFERENT from men. And the words
        they use often don't mean what they SOUND like
        they mean.

        So, the FIRST thing that you have to get
        through your head is that just because a woman
        SAYS something to you, doesn't mean that it means
        what you THINK it means.

        Catch my meaning?[/b][/quote]

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        • #5
          It wasn't me, but thanks for the chuckle this morning. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]

          At least it's for dating women...

          jj twiggs - A great family restaurant

          Dear God, KBF here. I'd just like to say thanks, once again, for allowing Dusty Baker and I to live during the same time period. Every time I think he's given me his last gift -- overpitching Prior in the playoffs, getting cocky in Game 6 vs. the Angels, blowing another game for the Cubs -- he does something stupid like pitching to Albert Pujols. Thy will be done, baby!!!!!

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          • #6
            What does he have to say about girls transferring to get away?
            Anything to counteract that?
            "Whaddya mean I hurt your feelings?"
            "I didn't know you
            had any feelings"

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            • #7
              QUOTE(SunuvaNun @ Oct 21 2005, 07:36 AM) Quoted post

              What does he have to say about girls transferring to get away?
              Anything to counteract that?
              [/b][/quote]
              I'll e-mail him and let you know. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif[/img]

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              • #8
                QUOTE(SunuvaNun @ Oct 21 2005, 07:36 AM) Quoted post

                What does he have to say about girls transferring to get away?
                Anything to counteract that?
                [/b][/quote]
                [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

                jj twiggs - A great family restaurant

                Dear God, KBF here. I'd just like to say thanks, once again, for allowing Dusty Baker and I to live during the same time period. Every time I think he's given me his last gift -- overpitching Prior in the playoffs, getting cocky in Game 6 vs. the Angels, blowing another game for the Cubs -- he does something stupid like pitching to Albert Pujols. Thy will be done, baby!!!!!

                Comment


                • #9
                  QUOTE(GloveSaveandaBeauty @ Oct 21 2005, 08:03 AM) Quoted post

                  Here's a bit from the latest one [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif[/img] :

                  QUOTE
                  WHAT WOMEN "REALLY MEAN"...

                  I hope you're sitting down... because what I'm
                  about to share with you will change how you view
                  women and dating.

                  I'm about to take you "behind the scenes" in
                  the female mind.

                  I'm going to give you a perspective that most
                  men never see or realize.

                  Unfortunately for most guys, not seeing things
                  the way I'm about to share with you, keeps them
                  trapped in their own little world of failure.

                  If you pay careful attention to the things I'm
                  about to reveal to you, you'll definitely have
                  more success with women.

                  THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WORDS AND THE REAL
                  WORLD...

                  Have you ever heard a woman say something like:

                  "I want a guy who is sensitive."

                  "I want a guy who's in touch with his feelings."

                  "I want a guy who's a good communicator."

                  "I want a guy who is strong."

                  "I want a guy who is sexy."

                  ...?

                  Of course you have.

                  Women say this stuff all the time.

                  One of my favorites is:

                  "I want a REAL MAN."

                  I love that one.

                  In the past, when I'd hear women say, "I want a
                  REAL MAN", I had NO IDEA what the hell they were
                  talking about.

                  It almost didn't make sense.

                  But keep in mind, even though these things
                  don't always make sense to us guys, they make
                  PERFECT sense to women.

                  Here's the problem...

                  When a woman says one of these things, she
                  actually MEANS something that is different from
                  what a guy would mean if he said the same words.

                  Let me explain.

                  If a guy says "I'm going to stay home and relax
                  today", he probably means that he's going to stay
                  home, watch some sports, drink a beer, look at
                  pictures of women on the internet, and order a
                  pizza.

                  If a WOMAN says that she's going to stay home
                  and relax, she's probably NOT going to watch some
                  sports, drink a beer, look at pictures of women on
                  the internet, and order a pizza.

                  IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are reading this right
                  now and you are a woman who watches sports, drinks
                  beer, looks at pictures of the women on the
                  internet, and orders pizza to relax, then contact
                  me immediately at the email address below. And
                  send pictures.

                  Back to what I was saying...

                  Women are DIFFERENT from men. And the words
                  they use often don't mean what they SOUND like
                  they mean.

                  So, the FIRST thing that you have to get
                  through your head is that just because a woman
                  SAYS something to you, doesn't mean that it means
                  what you THINK it means.

                  Catch my meaning?[/b][/quote]
                  [/b][/quote]

                  This guy is paid by the word.

                  Women think differently than men. Figure it out.
                  /end
                  No president wants war. Everything you may have heard is that, but it's just simply not true
                  President George W. Bush, March 21, 2006

                  I'm a war president
                  President George W. Bush, February 8, 2004

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    it is obviously not working
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                    • #11
                      QUOTE(mw.2 @ Oct 21 2005, 08:57 AM) Quoted post

                      QUOTE(GloveSaveandaBeauty @ Oct 21 2005, 08:03 AM) Quoted post

                      Here's a bit from the latest one [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif[/img] :

                      QUOTE
                      WHAT WOMEN "REALLY MEAN"...

                      I hope you're sitting down... because what I'm
                      about to share with you will change how you view
                      women and dating.

                      I'm about to take you "behind the scenes" in
                      the female mind.

                      I'm going to give you a perspective that most
                      men never see or realize.

                      Unfortunately for most guys, not seeing things
                      the way I'm about to share with you, keeps them
                      trapped in their own little world of failure.

                      If you pay careful attention to the things I'm
                      about to reveal to you, you'll definitely have
                      more success with women.

                      THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WORDS AND THE REAL
                      WORLD...

                      Have you ever heard a woman say something like:

                      "I want a guy who is sensitive."

                      "I want a guy who's in touch with his feelings."

                      "I want a guy who's a good communicator."

                      "I want a guy who is strong."

                      "I want a guy who is sexy."

                      ...?

                      Of course you have.

                      Women say this stuff all the time.

                      One of my favorites is:

                      "I want a REAL MAN."

                      I love that one.

                      In the past, when I'd hear women say, "I want a
                      REAL MAN", I had NO IDEA what the hell they were
                      talking about.

                      It almost didn't make sense.

                      But keep in mind, even though these things
                      don't always make sense to us guys, they make
                      PERFECT sense to women.

                      Here's the problem...

                      When a woman says one of these things, she
                      actually MEANS something that is different from
                      what a guy would mean if he said the same words.

                      Let me explain.

                      If a guy says "I'm going to stay home and relax
                      today", he probably means that he's going to stay
                      home, watch some sports, drink a beer, look at
                      pictures of women on the internet, and order a
                      pizza.

                      If a WOMAN says that she's going to stay home
                      and relax, she's probably NOT going to watch some
                      sports, drink a beer, look at pictures of women on
                      the internet, and order a pizza.

                      IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are reading this right
                      now and you are a woman who watches sports, drinks
                      beer, looks at pictures of the women on the
                      internet, and orders pizza to relax, then contact
                      me immediately at the email address below. And
                      send pictures.

                      Back to what I was saying...

                      Women are DIFFERENT from men. And the words
                      they use often don't mean what they SOUND like
                      they mean.

                      So, the FIRST thing that you have to get
                      through your head is that just because a woman
                      SAYS something to you, doesn't mean that it means
                      what you THINK it means.

                      Catch my meaning?[/b][/quote]
                      [/b][/quote]

                      This guy is paid by the word.

                      Women think differently than men. Figure it out.
                      /end
                      [/b][/quote]

                      Bill Simmons writes personals columns?
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                      The New Orleans Saints, Blue Moon Belgian Ale, Peter Gammons, and Cardinals GM John Mozeliak

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                      • #12
                        QUOTE(Guppy @ Oct 21 2005, 11:13 AM) Quoted post

                        it is obviously not working
                        [/b][/quote]
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                        • #13
                          QUOTE(Johnny H @ Oct 21 2005, 11:16 AM) Quoted post

                          QUOTE(mw.2 @ Oct 21 2005, 08:57 AM) Quoted post

                          QUOTE(GloveSaveandaBeauty @ Oct 21 2005, 08:03 AM) Quoted post

                          Here's a bit from the latest one [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif[/img] :

                          QUOTE
                          WHAT WOMEN "REALLY MEAN"...

                          I hope you're sitting down... because what I'm
                          about to share with you will change how you view
                          women and dating.

                          I'm about to take you "behind the scenes" in
                          the female mind.

                          I'm going to give you a perspective that most
                          men never see or realize.

                          Unfortunately for most guys, not seeing things
                          the way I'm about to share with you, keeps them
                          trapped in their own little world of failure.

                          If you pay careful attention to the things I'm
                          about to reveal to you, you'll definitely have
                          more success with women.

                          THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WORDS AND THE REAL
                          WORLD...

                          Have you ever heard a woman say something like:

                          "I want a guy who is sensitive."

                          "I want a guy who's in touch with his feelings."

                          "I want a guy who's a good communicator."

                          "I want a guy who is strong."

                          "I want a guy who is sexy."

                          ...?

                          Of course you have.

                          Women say this stuff all the time.

                          One of my favorites is:

                          "I want a REAL MAN."

                          I love that one.

                          In the past, when I'd hear women say, "I want a
                          REAL MAN", I had NO IDEA what the hell they were
                          talking about.

                          It almost didn't make sense.

                          But keep in mind, even though these things
                          don't always make sense to us guys, they make
                          PERFECT sense to women.

                          Here's the problem...

                          When a woman says one of these things, she
                          actually MEANS something that is different from
                          what a guy would mean if he said the same words.

                          Let me explain.

                          If a guy says "I'm going to stay home and relax
                          today", he probably means that he's going to stay
                          home, watch some sports, drink a beer, look at
                          pictures of women on the internet, and order a
                          pizza.

                          If a WOMAN says that she's going to stay home
                          and relax, she's probably NOT going to watch some
                          sports, drink a beer, look at pictures of women on
                          the internet, and order a pizza.

                          IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are reading this right
                          now and you are a woman who watches sports, drinks
                          beer, looks at pictures of the women on the
                          internet, and orders pizza to relax, then contact
                          me immediately at the email address below. And
                          send pictures.

                          Back to what I was saying...

                          Women are DIFFERENT from men. And the words
                          they use often don't mean what they SOUND like
                          they mean.

                          So, the FIRST thing that you have to get
                          through your head is that just because a woman
                          SAYS something to you, doesn't mean that it means
                          what you THINK it means.

                          Catch my meaning?[/b][/quote]
                          [/b][/quote]

                          This guy is paid by the word.

                          Women think differently than men. Figure it out.
                          /end
                          [/b][/quote]

                          Bill Simmons writes personals columns?
                          [/b][/quote]
                          It goes on for much longer, too.

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                          • #14
                            It's not Bill Simmons...it's Jayson Stark...both are long-winded and greatly uninteresting....

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                            Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
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