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  • Is Jessica Simpson Illiterate?

    http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/18134.htm

    Let's examine the evidence:

    In the back of a limo, on her way to tape a segment for VH-1, Simpson says she can't read her script because she'll get car sick.

    While staying at a hotel in New York, she couldn't figure out which room she was in - even though the hotel keys had the room's number printed on them.

    She couldn't figure out the directions for payment methods at a gas station pump - even though they were written on the pump.

    She constantly gives her husband presents, but is never shown giving him a card.

    Even with the infamous Chicken of the Sea incident, the can clearly says "tuna."


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    I'd still hit it.

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    • #3
      dyslexia, perhaps...

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      • #4
        She cant sing, act, talk, or do anything else that I care about.........

        Just pose nude already, bitch.
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        • #5
          Illiterate...doubtful.

          Dumber than a box of Nick2's....definitely

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