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  • Finger pointing in the land of plenty - Why not blame the girl

    We lost a playoff series.

    We didn't hit or field well.

    So now we must assign blame.

    The team is a fraud because it can hit in June or July but not in October.

    Dumbest thing I ever heard. You don't even get to play in October unless you can hit in June and July. Let me see - I know.

    Because I can't hit in October - no need for me to hit in June or July. Let me suck all year to avoid the playoffs all together. Yeah - that's the ticket.

    Let's check batting averages of the Cards playoff's teams and that will prove they don't hit in October. Well the averages of the teams that don't make the playoff's is.

    The definition of a fraud is not someone who does it some time. It's someone who never could do it at all.

    Okay - the Cardinals choked.

    Lets see - swept San Diego. Yeah they definately choked there - should have won it in two.

    Okay - Game 2 lose to Oswalt who was unhittable -

    Game 3 - lose to Clemens - ump makes a bad call and we lose by one.

    Game 4 - Jimmy tossed on ball four which would have had Albert up with two men on.

    Game 6 - Oswalt unhittable. - Except for the inning which the umps killed bases loaded no outs.

    Did our choking make the umps bad calls.

    From any objective point of view they were just as important -

    We lost to a better team that played better - no need to call your team dirt.
    Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

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    It's baseball.

    That is all.
    Damn these electric sex pants!

    26+31+34+42+44+46+64+67+82+06 = 10

    Bring back the death penalty for corporations!

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    • #3
      I fucking hate the Girl Scouts. Elaborate Zionist conspiracy bent on world domination through baked sweets.

      Moon

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      • #4
        $3 for 10 cookies?!?!
        Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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        • #5
          QUOTE(Moon Man @ Oct 20 2005, 11:21 AM) Quoted post

          I fucking hate the Girl Scouts. Elaborate Zionist conspiracy bent on world domination through baked sweets.

          Moon
          [/b][/quote]

          Get on board!

          BOB MARLEY - Zion Train

          Zion train is coming our way;
          The Zion train is coming our way;
          Oh, people, get on board! (you better get on board!)
          Thank the Lord (praise Fari) -
          I gotta catch a train, 'cause there is no other station;
          Then you going in the same direction (ooh-ooh).

          Zion's train is coming our way;
          The Zion's train is coming our way.

          Which man can save his brother's soul? (save your brother's
          soul)
          Oh man, it's just self control. (oo-hoo-oo!)
          Don't gain the world and lose your soul (just don't lose your
          soul)
          Wisdom is better than silver and gold -
          To the bridge (ooh-ooh!)

          Oh, where there's a will,
          There's always a way.
          Where there's a will,
          There's always a way (way, way, way, way),

          Soul train is coming our way; er!
          Zion train is coming our way.

          Two thousand years of history (history)
          Could not be wiped away so easily.
          Two thousand years of history (Black history)
          Could not be wiped so easily (could not be wiped so easily).

          Oh, children, Zion train is comin' our way; get on board now!
          They said the Zion train is comin' our way;
          you got a ticket, so thank the Lord!
          Zion's train is - Zion's train is - Zion's train is - Zion's
          train -
          They said the soul train is coming our way;
          They said the soul train is coming our way. [fadeout]
          Damn these electric sex pants!

          26+31+34+42+44+46+64+67+82+06 = 10

          Bring back the death penalty for corporations!

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          • #6
            The Jews did it! The Jews did it! They cost us the World Series through unfavorable scheduling that funneled profits to their huge media conglomerates!

            Moon

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            • #7
              QUOTE(Schwahalala @ Oct 20 2005, 12:18 PM) Quoted post

              We lost a playoff series.

              We didn't hit or field well.

              So now we must assign blame.

              The team is a fraud because it can hit in June or July but not in October.

              Dumbest thing I ever heard. You don't even get to play in October unless you can hit in June and July. Let me see - I know.

              Because I can't hit in October - no need for me to hit in June or July. Let me suck all year to avoid the playoffs all together. Yeah - that's the ticket.

              Let's check batting averages of the Cards playoff's teams and that will prove they don't hit in October. Well the averages of the teams that don't make the playoff's is.

              The definition of a fraud is not someone who does it some time. It's someone who never could do it at all.

              Okay - the Cardinals choked.

              Lets see - swept San Diego. Yeah they definately choked there - should have won it in two.

              Okay - Game 2 lose to Oswalt who was unhittable -

              Game 3 - lose to Clemens - ump makes a bad call and we lose by one.

              Game 4 - Jimmy tossed on ball four which would have had Albert up with two men on.

              Game 6 - Oswalt unhittable. - Except for the inning which the umps killed bases loaded no outs.

              Did our choking make the umps bad calls.

              From any objective point of view they were just as important -

              We lost to a better team that played better - no need to call your team dirt.
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              • #8
                QUOTE(Schwahalala @ Oct 20 2005, 12:18 PM) Quoted post

                We lost a playoff series.

                We didn't hit or field well.

                So now we must assign blame.

                The team is a fraud because it can hit in June or July but not in October.

                Dumbest thing I ever heard. You don't even get to play in October unless you can hit in June and July. Let me see - I know.

                Because I can't hit in October - no need for me to hit in June or July. Let me suck all year to avoid the playoffs all together. Yeah - that's the ticket.

                Let's check batting averages of the Cards playoff's teams and that will prove they don't hit in October. Well the averages of the teams that don't make the playoff's is.

                The definition of a fraud is not someone who does it some time. It's someone who never could do it at all.

                Okay - the Cardinals choked.

                Lets see - swept San Diego. Yeah they definately choked there - should have won it in two.

                Okay - Game 2 lose to Oswalt who was unhittable -

                Game 3 - lose to Clemens - ump makes a bad call and we lose by one.

                Game 4 - Jimmy tossed on ball four which would have had Albert up with two men on.

                Game 6 - Oswalt unhittable. - Except for the inning which the umps killed bases loaded no outs.

                Did our choking make the umps bad calls.

                From any objective point of view they were just as important -

                We lost to a better team that played better - no need to call your team dirt.
                [/b][/quote]

                Valid points you have, but I think people feel the way they do because this is clearly becoming a trademark of TLR teams. Tease you all year, then bitch-slap ya in the post season. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif[/img]
                I'm here until I'm gone, then I'm somewhere else!

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