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    "This is a heavyweight bout indeed."--John Rooney, Oct. 27, 2011

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    Sunshine, Lollipops And Rainbows
    Lesley Gore

    Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
    Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
    Brighter than a lucky penny,
    When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
    And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.

    My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
    That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!

    Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
    Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
    When you're in love to stay.

    Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
    Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
    Brighter than a lucky penny,
    When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
    And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.

    My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
    That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!

    Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
    Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
    'Cause you're in love, you're in love,
    And love is here to stay!
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    "This is a heavyweight bout indeed."--John Rooney, Oct. 27, 2011

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    • #3


      Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

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      I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!

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      If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

      Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
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      Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
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        • #5
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          • #6
            Happiness is the company of a whore on nights like tonight.

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            • #7
              QUOTE(steveInebriated @ Oct 19 2005, 09:12 PM) Quoted post

              Happiness is the company of a whore on nights like tonight.
              [/b][/quote]




              Old French Whore!

              Don Barbrell.....Will Ferrell
              Kevin Rheaume.....Chris Kattan
              Babette.....Cheri O’Teri
              Jason Rhaims.....Tim Meadows
              Simone.....Molly Shannon
              Denise Kirk.....Ana Gasteyer
              Coco.....Garth Brooks





              [ Title Card showing France’s blue, white and red colors ]

              [ V/O : Hey everybody it’s time to play ( simultaneously with V/O crowd): Old.. French.. Whore! ]

              [ SUPER : Old French Whore! ]

              [ Shot : Set of Old French Whore game show ]

              [ V/O : And now, here’s the host of "Old French Whore"… Dooooon Barbrell! ]

              Don Barbrell : Thank you! Hi everybody and welcome to "Old French Whore". The game show that lets old French whores team up with high school honor students to win fabulous prizes! Let’s meet our contestants! On the blue team we have Kevin Rheaume of Lansing Michigan! Kevin is a senior at East Lansing High School where he’s a proud member of the marching band!

              Kevin: Hey Don!

              Don Barbrell : Kevin your partner today is a 48 year old prostitute from Marseilles named Babette! Babette I heard you had a funny thing happened to you, uh, on the way to the studios.

              Babette : [ With French accent ] Yes, a sailor broke my arm!

              Don Barbrell : Ouch! Okay. Well! Good luck today! On the white team we have Jason Rhaims, a high school junior from Richmond Virginia, who loves computers! Hey Jason!

              Jason : Hi!

              Don Barbrell : Jason your partner is Simone Heques, a 59 year old syphilitic from Québec. Hi Simone!

              Simone: J’ai besoin d’un fix! (I need a fix!)

              Don Barbrell : Great! Okay! And finally on the red team we have Denise Kirk from Crystal Lake High. She was part of Ohio’s’ all-state swim team and she’s active in recycling! Good for you!

              Denise : Thanks Don!

              Don Barbrell : Denise you must be excited because you’re paired with our returning champion, she’s 67, and was once the personal concubine of Rommel, say hello to Coco!

              Coco : [ With French accent ] Hello Don.

              Don Barbrell : Allo! Allo! Let’s take a look at our categories, today’s categories are… U.S Presidents… Science Fun…. and Les Maladies Vénériales! (Venereal Diseases) Coco and Denise choose a category!

              Denise : "U.S Presidents" for 200 Don!


              Don Barbrell : Okay, "Who was Thomas Jefferson’s Vice-president?" [ Jason hits his buzzer ] Jason and Simone!

              Jason : John Adams? [ "wrong answer" sound ]

              Don Barbrell : No [ Babette hits her buzzer ] Kevin and Babette!

              Babette : You are sexy! You come with me we have sexy good time! [ "wrong answer" sound ]

              Don Barbrell : Incorrect! [ Denise hits her buzzer ] Denise and Coco! [Coco murmurs at Denise ear ]

              Denise : Aaron Burr? [ "good answer" sound ]

              Don Barbrell : Correct! [ Denise and Coco kiss each other ] Choose again! Very nice!

              Coco : "Maladies Vénériales" for 200 please.

              Don Barbrell : Okay, "When dealing with itchy red bumps-- [ Babette hits her buzzer ] Babette!

              Babette : Crabs! Kiss crabs! [ "wrong answer" sound ]

              Don Barbrell : No, sorry. Listen to the entire question. "When dealing with itchy red bumps, what kind of ointment -- [ Coco hits her buzzer ] Coco!

              Coco : Calamine lotion and penicillin? [ "good answer" sound ]

              Don Barbrell : That is correct! Choose again!

              Coco : Hem, Let’s go for "Science Fun" for 300 please.

              Don Barbrell : Okay, "What is the atomic symbol for Chromium?" [ Jason hits his buzzer ] Jason and Simone!

              Jason : [ Simone is all over him ] She’s making me really uncomfortable.

              Simone : Ohhhh Tu es un beau garcon. Donnez-moi l’argent. [ Simone puts her hands in Jason’s pockets ]

              Jason : Hey!

              Simone : Donnez-moi l’argent…

              Jason : Come on!

              Simone : Donnez-moi!

              Jason : No!

              Simone : Tu es très beau… Je t’aime! (You’re good-looking boy, give me the money, give me, give me, you’re handsome, I love you.)

              Jason : Listen I want a new partner sir. She smells like whisky and feet!

              Don Barbrell : Is that your answer?

              Jason : Get off me Ma’am! [ "wrong answer" sound. Kevin hits his buzzer ]

              Don Barbrell : Kevin and Babette!

              Kevin : I think my whore is dead.

              Don Barbrell : Okay we’ll have to check with the judges at the end of the round on that! Denise and Coco it’s up to you! Once again "What is the atomic symbol for Chromium?"

              Denise : I, I, I don’t know!

              Coco : Don’t be silly. The symbol for Chromium is CR. It was discovered by Vauquelin in 1797. It’s atomic weight is fifty-one, nine, nine, six. [ "good answer" sound ]

              Don Barbrell : That is correct! Well played Coco!

              Denise : That is awesome! How did you know that?

              Coco : Little girl, I was not always like this. No [ drama music, lights dim, Denise get a few feet away from Coco who speaks to the crowd ] Once I was beautiful and young like you! I wanted to be a great chemist but in those days, it was not proper for a young lady. So I ran away far from home and thought I would run to a new country, where girls could be whatever they whish to be. But I never found that place, and before I knew it I was leaning in the public parks, pleasing factory workers for money [ wipes her lips, music ends ]

              Don Barbrell : [ nods at Coco ] All right! Well, Coco you’re our big winner again today with 700 dollars cash and the chance to come back tomorrow and win a Chevy Cavalier! [ Kevin hits his buzzer, while Simone sings a French love song ]

              Kevin : My whore is definitely dead.

              Don Barbrell : We’ll see you tomorrow everybody on?

              [ SUPER : Old French Whore! ]

              V/O Crowd : Old!.. French!.. Whore!
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              • #8
                Wouldn't you be happier if you got some sleep?

                /wink

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                • #9
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                  • #10
                    C'mon, people! Turn that frown upside down!
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                    • #11
                      how do you rate threads again?
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                      • #12
                        how do you rate threads again?
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                        • #13
                          QUOTE(kah @ Oct 19 2005, 11:59 PM) Quoted post

                          C'mon, people! Turn that frown upside down!
                          [/b][/quote]

                          I'm not sad. I won't beat myself up over a baseball game. I got to spend time with my 3 year old niece tonight. That's all I need to keep things in perspective.
                          RIP Chris Jones 1971-2009
                          You'll never be forgotten.

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                          • #14
                            I'm upset enough that I'm making a late night McDonald's run. But, on second thought, that could be becuase I've barely eaten since before Game 5.
                            The noise was good, but I thought they phoned in a lot of the funk.

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                            • #15
                              QUOTE(JWB @ Oct 20 2005, 12:03 AM) Quoted post

                              QUOTE(kah @ Oct 19 2005, 11:59 PM) Quoted post

                              C'mon, people! Turn that frown upside down!
                              [/b][/quote]

                              I'm not sad. I won't beat myself up over a baseball game. I got to spend time with my 3 year old niece tonight. That's all I need to keep things in perspective.
                              [/b][/quote]


                              I watched my 5 year old niece play soccer last Saturday and spent the whole day playing with my 3 year old nephew....who might be a great Cardinal some day. His size is good and his coordination is off the charts. My niece will make someone a great wife...she isn't going to be an athlete.

                              What a great day that was!!! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
                              Go Cards ...12 in 13.


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