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The Huckleberry Tribe:
DrGonzo:
Wang:
W_E_G:
SLUBLU:
bigJOE:
MsFunkay:
Turd:
SteveInebriated:
BringBackZezel:
The Asscake Tribe:
CSD:
007:
Matt75:
Damtoft:
Elvis:
Fishbone:
Guppy:
Dvyyyyy:
WinstonSmith:
TTB: (aka: Poop-Butt)
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The Huckleberry Tribe:
DrGonzo:
"Well, it's better than the shit Burwell comes up with."
I'm telling you right now...
Those Aliens give the best "reach arounds" ever...well, that is, except for Walt
Those Aliens give the best "reach arounds" ever...well, that is, except for Walt
Now everyone of you knows why the Kool Aid Krew has backed me all these years.
consider YOUR world rocked, Bernie!
The alien and I met while fishing with Tino's dad a few
years ago. the alien literally rocked our worlds, being an alien and
all.
years ago. the alien literally rocked our worlds, being an alien and
all.
tony larussa talked openly on monday responding to pictures about the activities he had to participate in to get the endorsement of the aliens who are pro probe. "when they said they were aliens, i followed them thinking an illegal would be my best bet at a new pitcher." LaRussa went on to say "The way they touched me, i think they have more than my back"
All your baseball are belong to us.
That space alien backed him all right... all the way up his pooper.
Further proof that everyone in the universe hates TLR.
Further proof that everyone in the universe hates TLR.
Part of this endorsement stems from LaRussa's recently released plans to allow the outsourcing of alien cattle mutilations to India, where not only are there more cows to choose from, but where it will make a greater impact due to the sacred status of cows in the Hindu religion. LaRussa also claims it will be good for the economy, as well as appease the "pillowbiting animal lovers".
CSD:
"Your 'Faction' isn't so tough now, ARE THEY?!?!" 
Tony LaRussa, famed manager of the St. Louis Cardinals, proudly displays the support he receives from his braintrust of advisors. "They can anal probe me all they want," LaRussa stated, "but there are two guarantees in my administration: Edgar Renteria will bat sixth and Dick Gephardt will be my running mate." He was also firm to add: "And to non-PETA supporters: they can kiss my ass aboot not eating anything with a face on it as I eat my wife out as often as I can."
At least this time it's not a story about my being an animal rights activist being a cover for running a brothel that caters to beastiality. Fucking Faction.
Having run out of earthlings to snow with his bullshit, Tony LaRussa takes his act to another galaxy.
Simply stated, aliens are much smarter than Earthlings. Need proof? When these bastards fly banners, at least they spell Walt's name right.
Vive le aliens!
Vive le aliens!
And in a related story, the following people have been confirmed as space aliens and we have photographic proof:
Jeff Tabaka, Esteban Yan, Pedro Borbon, and Jeff Fassero.
Their current whereabouts are unknown, but they have been masquerading as baseball pitchers and have been hovering around downtown St. Louis looking for reemployment; more on this later.
Jeff Tabaka, Esteban Yan, Pedro Borbon, and Jeff Fassero.
Their current whereabouts are unknown, but they have been masquerading as baseball pitchers and have been hovering around downtown St. Louis looking for reemployment; more on this later.
Answering questions in regard to his ability to handle a pitching
staff, Cardinals' manager Tony LaRussa screamed to the media, "If you
folks continue to piss me off, I'm going to mishandle the affairs of
our nation since I have the support of a key demographic."
staff, Cardinals' manager Tony LaRussa screamed to the media, "If you
folks continue to piss me off, I'm going to mishandle the affairs of
our nation since I have the support of a key demographic."
New cub reporter John Damtoft eagerly writes his first caption for the newspaper:
“After years of wondering whether our species is alone in the universe, the apparent magnetic cult of personality surrounding Tony LaRussa managed to suck aliens from the planet Jupiter into his vortex; the inter-planetary beings showed up on Earth and wasted no time in exposing themsevles as the reactive dullards they are by pledging their support to the Squire.
Earthlings everywhere can relax knowing the alien beings are so fatuously stupid that they could not possibly be considered 'supreme' but instead should be looked upon as loathsome turds that are similar to the planet from which they emerged – generating a seemingly endless amount of belligerent gaseous emissions.”
“After years of wondering whether our species is alone in the universe, the apparent magnetic cult of personality surrounding Tony LaRussa managed to suck aliens from the planet Jupiter into his vortex; the inter-planetary beings showed up on Earth and wasted no time in exposing themsevles as the reactive dullards they are by pledging their support to the Squire.
Earthlings everywhere can relax knowing the alien beings are so fatuously stupid that they could not possibly be considered 'supreme' but instead should be looked upon as loathsome turds that are similar to the planet from which they emerged – generating a seemingly endless amount of belligerent gaseous emissions.”
And you fuckers thought George W. Bush was bad.
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