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    I think I cooked bacon last night with no pants on. I love Scotch and beer. I woke up with no pants and I have little welts all over my 'no-nos' as well as my thighs and stomach. There are plates littered with bacon crumbs scattered about the place and a skillet full of grease in the sink. Wifey and junior are still sleeping upstairs (it's 2pm here) and Wifey's Friend™ is asleep on the couch. I tip-toed in and pulled down the covers on the friend for a peek to maybe garner some insight into what had transpired last night. Panties (sky blue, cotton, no discernable staining....for those interested)....no bra. Maybe not a good sign. I just pray that I didn't have an alcoholic blackout on my first hot-bacon-grease-and-two-women-at-once party in quite some time

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    It'd be a shame to miss that one.
    And, frankly, it has never occured to me that "winning" a debate is important, or that I should be hurt when someone like Airshark or kah, among others (for whom winning a pseudo debate or declaring intellectual superiority over invisible others is obviously very important) ridicule me.

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    • #3
      Hep, you so crazy.... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
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      • #4
        I think you need to install videocameras in your living room.
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        • #5
          I've never done a hot bacon grease and two women party, but I have done a canadian bacon by myself party. Not as hot as it sounds.
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          • #6
            Aren't you a little worried you gave Wifey Friend the high hard heat when your wife went to bed.
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            • #7
              Per Wang, we are to stay positive today.

              Assume it happened, and that memories will come back to you.
              Keep going as is, until a couple of parts blow out.

              PS, about the bacon; you are sure it wasn't a looter, correct?

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              • #8
                QUOTE(Turd Ferguson @ Oct 15 2005, 01:27 PM) Quoted post

                I've never done a hot bacon grease and two women party, but I have done a canadian bacon by myself party. Not as hot as it sounds.
                [/b][/quote]

                I've heard Canadian bacon is smaller.

                Socialists are just born that way.
                And, frankly, it has never occured to me that "winning" a debate is important, or that I should be hurt when someone like Airshark or kah, among others (for whom winning a pseudo debate or declaring intellectual superiority over invisible others is obviously very important) ridicule me.

                -The Artist formerly known as King in KC

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                • #9
                  this thread makes me less nervous about the game today. I can't figure out why.
                  Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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                  • #10
                    QUOTE(Payforfun @ Oct 15 2005, 12:32 PM) Quoted post

                    Per Wang, we are to stay positive today.

                    Assume it happened, and that memories will come back to you.
                    Keep going as is, until a couple of parts blow out.

                    PS, about the bacon; you are sure it wasn't a looter, correct?
                    [/b][/quote]
                    The memories never come back......sadly, that's part of the beauty of an alcoholic blackout

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                    • #11
                      I guess I'll be the first to state the obvious.

                      This thread would improve with pictures.
                      No president wants war. Everything you may have heard is that, but it's just simply not true
                      President George W. Bush, March 21, 2006

                      I'm a war president
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                      • #12
                        QUOTE(Hepatitis Dispenser @ Oct 15 2005, 01:22 PM) Quoted post

                        I think I cooked bacon last night with no pants on. I love Scotch and beer. I woke up with no pants and I have little welts all over my 'no-nos' as well as my thighs and stomach. There are plates littered with bacon crumbs scattered about the place and a skillet full of grease in the sink. Wifey and junior are still sleeping upstairs (it's 2pm here) and Wifey's Friend™ is asleep on the couch. I pulled down the covers on the friend to maybe garner some insight into what had transpired last night. Panties (sky blue for those interested)....no bra. Maybe not a good sign. I just pray that I didn't have an alcoholic blackout on my first hot-bacon-grease-and-two-women-at-once party in quite some time
                        [/b][/quote]
                        [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/roll2.gif[/img]

                        Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

                        Hep, you fucking kill me.

                        So, where did you wake up? Your bed I presume? I say you wake the friend up and ask her for "another go of it" [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]. Tell her she told you last night that she wanted you to wake her up that way. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
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                        • #13
                          Another Hep classic...[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/roll2.gif[/img]

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                          • #14
                            At least you got in time to catch the game.
                            No president wants war. Everything you may have heard is that, but it's just simply not true
                            President George W. Bush, March 21, 2006

                            I'm a war president
                            President George W. Bush, February 8, 2004

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                            • #15
                              hep get this for the next scotch-beer-bacon-pantless-sex party



                              should help tons

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