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  • After a stay on the DL (courtesy of a drunk driver)

    For short periods of time though. Got nailed by a drunk fucker who ran a red light. Can't even take him for everything he's worth because his stupid ass went out the windshield and died. So, how has everyone else been?
    Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

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    Uh...are you OK?

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    • #3
      QUOTE(backstop @ Oct 12 2005, 03:24 PM) Quoted post

      Uh...are you OK?
      [/b][/quote]
      ++

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      • #4
        "Rest in peace, you sorry bastard."

        -- Det. Lenny Briscoe

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        • #5
          I've got a hangnail...hurts like hell.

          Seriously though, glad your ok.
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          • #6
            That's some shit, dude.
            If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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            • #7
              QUOTE(Turd Ferguson @ Oct 12 2005, 04:25 PM) Quoted post

              That's some shit, dude.
              [/b][/quote]
              Yeah, just some, not a lot.

              Hope you're oh ok Joker.
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              • #8
                QUOTE(Joker @ Oct 12 2005, 03:24 PM) Quoted post

                For short periods of time though. Got nailed by a drunk fucker who ran a red light. Can't even take him for everything he's worth because his stupid ass went out the windshield and died. So, how has everyone else been?
                [/b][/quote]


                He surely must have an estate.

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                • #9
                  QUOTE(backstop @ Oct 12 2005, 01:24 PM) Quoted post

                  Uh...are you OK?
                  [/b][/quote]

                  Two crushed vertebrae. Have to wear a back brace for 2 more months. Also had 3 cracked ribs on left side, broken left wrist and several sever facial and body lacerations. I look and feel like shit. Spent 19 days in the hospital. I will be fine but probably have a fucked up back for the rest of my life.
                  Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

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                  • #10
                    HFS
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                    • #11

                      asks...is it serious?


                      Glad to hear you came out ok in the end Joker.
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                      • #12
                        QUOTE(Joker @ Oct 12 2005, 03:27 PM) Quoted post

                        QUOTE(backstop @ Oct 12 2005, 01:24 PM) Quoted post

                        Uh...are you OK?
                        [/b][/quote]

                        Two crushed vertebrae. Have to wear a back brace for 2 more months. Also had 3 cracked ribs on left side, broken left wrist and several sever facial and body lacerations. I look and feel like shit. Spent 19 days in the hospital. I will be fine but probably have a fucked up back for the rest of my life.
                        [/b][/quote]

                        Who cares?

                        What happened to the Z???????










                        *jk...hope you are ok. sorry to hear.

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                          QUOTE(Joker @ Oct 12 2005, 03:27 PM) Quoted post

                          QUOTE(backstop @ Oct 12 2005, 01:24 PM) Quoted post

                          Uh...are you OK?
                          [/b][/quote]

                          Two crushed vertebrae. Have to wear a back brace for 2 more months. Also had 3 cracked ribs on left side, broken left wrist and several sever facial and body lacerations. I look and feel like shit. Spent 19 days in the hospital. I will be fine but probably have a fucked up back for the rest of my life.
                          [/b][/quote]


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                            QUOTE(Joker @ Oct 12 2005, 03:27 PM) Quoted post

                            QUOTE(backstop @ Oct 12 2005, 01:24 PM) Quoted post

                            Uh...are you OK?
                            [/b][/quote]

                            Two crushed vertebrae. Have to wear a back brace for 2 more months. Also had 3 cracked ribs on left side, broken left wrist and several sever facial and body lacerations. I look and feel like shit. Spent 19 days in the hospital. I will be fine but probably have a fucked up back for the rest of my life.
                            [/b][/quote]


                            Man, that sux. I hope you get well soon.

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                            • #15
                              Well, at least this time the proper person died in a drunk driving accident.
                              Glad you're okay, joker. Welcome back.
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