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  • Fox to add Bart Simpson and Stuey to the booth for NLCS and ALCS

    Associated Press and Friends - St. Louis

    Fox News annouced today that Bart Simpson would be the third man in the booth for the NLCS and Stuey would be the third man in the booth for the ALCS.

    Said Stuey "It is my opportunity to shine - and I plan on doing it. How tough can it be to call a game that dunce head McCarver once played."

    Fox is aiming at the all important youth group aged 12 - 28 who would otherwise be out vandalizing the neighborhood church. We think Bart and Stuey can keep those kids home and improve our ratings - said a Fox spokesman. Wait until Tony LaRussa has to explain the double switch to Bart and he puts on a skirt and starts wagging his bottom. TV was made for this stuff.
    Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

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  • #2
    Pretty much on the subject:
    Why in the hell did they bring back Scooter?
    In Construction

    (the move messed it up)

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    • #3
      QUOTE(Brosnan2715 @ Oct 11 2005, 11:48 AM) Quoted post
      Pretty much on the subject:
      Why in the hell did they bring back Scooter? [/b][/quote]

      My guess - some exec's kid.
      Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

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      • #4
        And yet, Bart will do a better job than Bret Boone did....

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        • #5
          We get Bart instead of Stewie? Further proof of the bias against the Cardinals.

          Will it never end?
          "You're my wife Margene, you can't be seeing the girl I'm dating." - Big Love

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          • #6
            QUOTE(Shoot_it_Al @ Oct 11 2005, 12:04 PM) Quoted post

            We get Bart instead of Stewie? Further proof of the bias against the Cardinals.

            Will it never end?
            [/b][/quote]
            fucking bastards

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            • #7
              QUOTE(jhanke @ Oct 11 2005, 02:13 PM) Quoted post
              QUOTE(Shoot_it_Al @ Oct 11 2005, 12:04 PM) Quoted post

              We get Bart instead of Stewie? Further proof of the bias against the Cardinals.

              Will it never end?
              [/b][/quote]
              fucking bastards [/b][/quote]

              Thats the same way I feel.
              Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

              Official Sport Lounge Sponsor of Rhode Island - Quincy Jones - Yadier Molina who knows no fear.
              God is stronger and the problem knows it.

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