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  • 40 Things That Only Happen in Movies

    Kinda funny.

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    33. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.[/b][/quote]
    When you say to your neighbor, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night if that's alright with you," what you really mean is, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night."

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    QUOTE(WinstonSmith @ Oct 10 2005, 08:52 PM) Quoted post

    Kinda funny.

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    33. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.[/b][/quote]
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    41. Helicopters can always be shot down with a pistol. If the copter can be lured into range, a slingshot should do the trick.
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      29. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (it's called Stallone's Law). [/b][/quote]

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        42. A good guy's gun will only run out of bullets at the most inappropriate time...otherwise he can get 10-15 shots out of a revolver.

        Dat's right!

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        • #5
          43. Even if there is a drought of Biblical proportions, the streets at night are always wet.

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