Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

When Mike Martz finally dies...

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • When Mike Martz finally dies...

    Who do we want as the next coach?

    I think Jack Snow would make an excellent choice...
    . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
    -mike
    mike smith, post-dispatch online sports editor

  • #2
    Promote John Hadley!!!
    Official 2014-15 Lounge Sponsor of Jori Lehterä
    "He'll Finnish You Off"

    Comment


    • #3
      QUOTE(Ohio Blues @ Oct 7 2005, 12:09 AM) Quoted post

      Promote John Hadley!!!
      [/b][/quote]

      Dang. I didn't think of that one...maybe Hadley could be the new GM if Charlie Army commits suicide to be with Martz in the afterlife?
      . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
      -mike
      mike smith, post-dispatch online sports editor

      Comment


      • #4
        QUOTE(OldSchoolStroker @ Oct 7 2005, 12:11 AM) Quoted post

        QUOTE(Ohio Blues @ Oct 7 2005, 12:09 AM) Quoted post

        Promote John Hadley!!!
        [/b][/quote]

        Dang. I didn't think of that one...maybe Hadley could be the new GM if Charlie Army commits suicide to be with Martz in the afterlife?
        [/b][/quote]

        I know he wasn't that great a baseball manager, but it would really be interesting to let Ted Williams give it a try.
        v


        Comment


        • #5
          Not that Martz is going anywhere soon, but if the team were looking now I would choose Gregg Williams.
          He seems to have a good defensive mind and he's been around a lot of winners in his career. On top of all of that, he grew up in Missouri.
          *Syria becomes the 7th predominantly Muslim country bombed by 2009 Nobel Peace Laureate Barack Obama—after Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen, Somalia, Libya and Iraq

          Comment


          • #6
            Jimmy Johnson.
            Make America Great For Once.

            Comment


            • #7
              Kevin Slaten. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]

              Comment


              • #8
                What about a coaching team of Hadley/Slaten/Savard? One for head coach, one for offensive coordinator, and one for defensive coordinator. You'd just have to decide who's got the biggest mouth, who's the most offensive, and who has threatened the most people so you know who to put in each position.
                Official Lounge Sponsor of Kentucky - The Bluegrass State
                Proud Sponsor of Kirkwood Athletic Associations's Gameface #5 DK
                Official Sponsor of the Lounge Badgers #13 Guppy
                Official Lounge Sponsor of the Rams # 81 Torry Holt
                NOW Sponsoring St. Louis Cardinals #3 Abraham Nunez
                LET'S GO CARDINALS!!!!! \"IPB

                "From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere..."

                formerly aka Lois Lane - Going back to my hillbilly roots!

                Comment


                • #9
                  What about LaGonzo?
                  Official Lounge Sponsor:
                  The New Orleans Saints, Blue Moon Belgian Ale, Peter Gammons, and Cardinals GM John Mozeliak

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    I don't think anyone understands, rubberband.
                    The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life. -TR

                    OFFICIAL LOUNGE SPONSOR OF NEW YORK CITY, TEDDY ROOSEVELT AND THE MARYLAND TERRAPINS

                    Madyaks2 Thought Of The Day: I'm just as dumb as madyaks1.

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      QUOTE(lasvegasreb @ Oct 7 2005, 11:09 AM) Quoted post

                      I don't think anyone understands, rubberband.
                      [/b][/quote]


                      [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/martz.gif[/img] People not understanding...we'll fix that.
                      Official Lounge Sponsor:
                      The New Orleans Saints, Blue Moon Belgian Ale, Peter Gammons, and Cardinals GM John Mozeliak

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Rich Kotite!

                        Sometimes I think Martz learned game MGMT. from him.

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          What about Rich from Maryland Heights?

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Shep Smith from Fox News.

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              QUOTE(The Skeptic @ Oct 7 2005, 11:16 PM) Quoted post

                              Shep Smith from Fox News.
                              [/b][/quote]
                              Didn't he die in the great storms of 2005?

                              Official Lounge Sponsor of Lou Brock (really) and Ryan Franklin (really)*

                              * Payment processing. It will be official soon.

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X