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    Jessica, Nick reportedly to divorce
    Lachey seeks split with wife of two years, according to published reports



    Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson are splitting up, according to several published reports.

    Life & Style magazine reported that Lachey, 31, told his actress-singer wife that he wanted out of the marriage. US Weekly also is reporting the split.

    Rumors have swirled around the couple for more than a year. E! television reported in June that the pair were splitting, but the couple quickly denied the report.

    During an appearance on “Live with Regis and Kelly” on Aug. 3, Lachey denied that his marriage to Simpson, 25, was on the rocks.

    “Everything is absolutely wonderful in marriage, in life and love, and we’ve been saying it for months now, it’s just, ‘We’re OK,”’ he said. “I love my wife to death and I support the heck out of her as any husband would.”
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    Obviously, he is dumber than she is
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      Further proof that no matter how good looking a woman is, somewhere there is a guy that's tired of fucking her.
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        QUOTE(ElviswasaBluesFan @ Oct 5 2005, 01:51 PM) Quoted post

        Further proof that no matter how good looking a woman is, somewhere there is a guy that's tired of fucking her.
        [/b][/quote]

        First time I heard that it was attributed to Dan Jenkins, the great and funny sports writer.

        As I heard it, Jenkins was sitting at Elaine's in NYC, at his favorite table, when Christie Brinkley walked in, when she was in her prime. Everybody oohed and ahhed, and when the noise abated, Jenkins took a sip of whiskey and said:

        "Yeah, but somebody somewhere is tired of fucking her."

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          QUOTE(kennyboyerfan @ Oct 5 2005, 02:56 PM) Quoted post

          QUOTE(ElviswasaBluesFan @ Oct 5 2005, 01:51 PM) Quoted post

          Further proof that no matter how good looking a woman is, somewhere there is a guy that's tired of fucking her.
          [/b][/quote]

          First time I heard that it was attributed to Dan Jenkins, the great and funny sports writer.

          As I heard it, Jenkins was sitting at Elaine's in NYC, at his favorite table, when Christie Brinkley walked in, when she was in her prime. Everybody oohed and ahhed, and when the noise abated, Jenkins took a sip of whiskey and said:

          "Yeah, but somebody somewhere is tired of fucking her."

          [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
          [/b][/quote]


          [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]

          I wondered where that quote came from. It's true though.
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          • #6
            They've been "splitting up" for a while now. Why should I believe it this time?

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              QUOTE(ElviswasaBluesFan @ Oct 5 2005, 02:51 PM) Quoted post

              Further proof that no matter how good looking a woman is, somewhere there is a guy that's tired of fucking her.
              [/b][/quote]

              and tired of her act, tired of her stupidity, tired of her dumb friends, etc etc etc.

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                I love Celebrity news! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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                • #9
                  This enhances my life.
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                  • #10
                    Turd's first term paper:

                    "Why Nick and Jessica Broke Up"
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                      Looks like Mittens has a new possible date for his first fraternity formal. Go get her, J!!

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                        QUOTE(Ohio Blues @ Oct 5 2005, 03:04 PM) Quoted post

                        I love Celebrity news! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif[/img]
                        [/b][/quote]
                        I guess you won't be reading the deeply insightful George Clooney article in this week's edition of Newsweek?

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                        Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
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                          QUOTE(*007* @ Oct 5 2005, 04:07 PM) Quoted post

                          QUOTE(Ohio Blues @ Oct 5 2005, 03:04 PM) Quoted post

                          I love Celebrity news! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif[/img]
                          [/b][/quote]
                          I guess you won't be reading the deeply insightful George Clooney article in this week's edition of Newsweek?
                          [/b][/quote]
                          Actually, I probably will, getting up at 7:30 and doing so over some hot black coffee [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif[/img]
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                            QUOTE(Ohio Blues @ Oct 5 2005, 03:12 PM) Quoted post

                            QUOTE(*007* @ Oct 5 2005, 04:07 PM) Quoted post

                            QUOTE(Ohio Blues @ Oct 5 2005, 03:04 PM) Quoted post

                            I love Celebrity news! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif[/img]
                            [/b][/quote]
                            I guess you won't be reading the deeply insightful George Clooney article in this week's edition of Newsweek?
                            [/b][/quote]
                            Actually, I probably will, getting up at 7:30 and doing so over some hot black coffee [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif[/img]
                            [/b][/quote]
                            Oh you'll love it: a nice piece on his current movie (which should be good) and, of course, we get to learn of his politics....such a treat to learn aboot celebrities and their 'causes'....

                            "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
                            Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
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                              QUOTE(Donuts_For_Koharski @ Oct 5 2005, 03:07 PM) Quoted post

                              Looks like Mittens has a new possible date for his first fraternity formal. Go get her, J!!
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                              I'll bag her.

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