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  • #1

    MILFs you would or wouldn't do

    (* originated in the pressbox raid by Sparrow)

    My thread, my rules motherfuckers! Anything over 35 qualifies for MILF-ness...

    here we go:

    DO: Famke Janssen (39yrs old)

    NOT: Jessica Lange (55yrs old)

    DO: Susan Sarandon (58 yrs old)
    . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
    -mike
    mike smith, post-dispatch online sports editor
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    Sigourney Weaver...

    Adriane Barbeau....

    P.S. Nice baseball icon

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    • #3
      Lorranie Braco
      rebecca romijm-stamos
      julia louis dreyfus
      marina sirtis
      that elvira chick

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      • #4
        Originally posted by OldSchoolStroker@Apr 5 2004, 11:25 PM
        My thread, my rules motherfuckers! Anything over 35 qualifies for MILF-ness...

        here we go:

        DO: Famke Janssen (39yrs old)

        NOT: Jessica Lange (55yrs old)

        DO: Susan Sarandon (58 yrs old)
        I wouldn't do your mom based on your photo.

        han solo

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        • #5
          Originally posted by STLCeltic@Apr 5 2004, 11:29 PM
          marina sirtis
          hottest star-trek broad since Capt. Kirk was banging them green ones...
          . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
          -mike
          mike smith, post-dispatch online sports editor

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          • #6
            Susan Lucci
            Be passionate about what you believe in, or why bother.

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            • #7
              Kate Hudson...just recently inducted into MILF status...

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              • #8
                Raquel Welch
                Demi Moore
                Goldie Hawn
                RIP Chris Jones 1971-2009
                You'll never be forgotten.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by JWB@Apr 6 2004, 12:52 AM
                  Demi Moore
                  Can't look @ her with a straight face after this Ashton Kutcher shit...
                  . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
                  -mike
                  mike smith, post-dispatch online sports editor

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by OldSchoolStroker+Apr 6 2004, 01:54 AM-->
                    QUOTE (OldSchoolStroker @ Apr 6 2004, 01:54 AM)
                  • #11
                    Did you see her in G.I. Jane...

                    My thoughts....check out the avatar, baby!!

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                    • #12
                      Gloria Estefan
                      Natalie Cole
                      Make America Great For Once.

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                      • #13
                        Originally posted by Indu WangZi@Apr 6 2004, 01:37 AM
                        Kate Hudson...just recently inducted into MILF status...
                        (LOUD BUZZER SOUND)

                        She'll be 25 on April 19th.
                        But wait. There is something that can be done afterall. My good friend Angelo is a cop in the Tampa/Clearwater area. Since I kept all of the files from the access logs when I had the power to see them, guess what, I have everyone's IP addresses. Hmm..what can I do w/ those??
                        ...

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                        • #14
                          Originally posted by OldSchoolStroker@Apr 6 2004, 12:25 AM
                          (* originated in the pressbox raid by Sparrow)

                          My thread, my rules motherfuckers! Anything over 35 qualifies for MILF-ness...

                          here we go:

                          DO: Famke Janssen (39yrs old)

                          NOT: Jessica Lange (55yrs old)

                          DO: Susan Sarandon (58 yrs old)
                          Why not Jessica Lange?


                          Susan Lucci
                          I met her at a party (my wife's work) a couple of years ago.

                          Stunning and tiny. About five feet tall, 90 pounds, good rack.
                          Waist that you can wrap your hands around (I have big hands).

                          I felt like throwing her over my shoulder and running off with her.
                          But wait. There is something that can be done afterall. My good friend Angelo is a cop in the Tampa/Clearwater area. Since I kept all of the files from the access logs when I had the power to see them, guess what, I have everyone's IP addresses. Hmm..what can I do w/ those??
                          ...

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                          • #15
                            I like rene russo
                            Un-Official Sponsor of Randy Choate and Kevin Siegrist

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