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I can't imagine he's a very good tackler.Official Lounge Sponsor of:
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"So, Coach, you drafted a legless noseguard?"
"Shoot, we'll fix that." [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/martz.gif[/img]Dude. Can. Fly.Comment
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Um, that's out there. How is this guy even alive?Official 2014-15 Lounge Sponsor of
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QUOTE(dvyyyyyy @ Sep 30 2005, 10:13 AM) Quoted post
"So, Coach, you drafted a legless noseguard?"
"Shoot, we'll fix that." [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/martz.gif[/img]
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"He's just a natural athlete. We're gonna switch him to wide receiver."Official sponsor of Mike Shannon's Retirement PartyComment
QUOTE(ElviswasaBluesFan @ Sep 30 2005, 11:31 AM) Quoted post
QUOTE(dvyyyyyy @ Sep 30 2005, 10:13 AM) Quoted post
"So, Coach, you drafted a legless noseguard?"
"Shoot, we'll fix that." [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/martz.gif[/img]
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"He's just a natural athlete. We're gonna switch him to wide receiver."
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Steve Savard: "i don't know about you Jack, but I couldn't think of a better position to put him at than wide receiver."
Snow: "Understand this, rubberband. He'll be in the Pro Bowl at WR this year. Mark it down!"Official 2009 Sponsor of nobodyComment
Well, you gotta believe the guy is on the "all hands" special teams unit.
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This guy will be glovey's newest crush.If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.Comment
"Jim, just got the report from the training staff on Bobby Martin's injury. Looks like he's got a pretty bad case of 'turf stump.' I think we all know how painful that can be. Let's hope he can hop back on out for the second half"
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At least no one can cut him off at the knees...
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This is a joke right?Comment
If he was on the swimming team, they would call him Bob.But wait. There is something that can be done afterall. My good friend Angelo is a cop in the Tampa/Clearwater area. Since I kept all of the files from the access logs when I had the power to see them, guess what, I have everyone's IP addresses. Hmm..what can I do w/ those??
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QUOTE(Fred Garvin @ Sep 30 2005, 12:58 PM) Quoted post
If he was on the swimming team, they would call him Bob.
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If he was laying in front of the door, they would call him Mat.
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There's a pretty big story in this week's Sporting News and an article by Rick Reilly in SI.
Yes, it is true.
There was also a game where the officials made him sit because they said he didn't have knee pads, shoes, and whatever other equipment was required for people who have legs. However, the team got that upheld and he's allowed to play in each game now.
I read that he runs on his hands the same speed, if not faster, than his teammates do on their feet.In Construction
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QUOTE(RedBirdBrain @ Sep 30 2005, 12:08 PM) Quoted post
QUOTE(Fred Garvin @ Sep 30 2005, 12:58 PM) Quoted post
If he was on the swimming team, they would call him Bob.
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If he was laying in front of the door, they would call him Mat.
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If he were on the waterskiing team, they would call him Skip.Comment
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