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    Was browsing the stltoday.com website just now and noticed these two lovely articles that were linked. Unfuckingbelievable. I guess Dontrelle should get it because he's got a neat nickname and he's so humble that you just wanna hug him.

    The bantering for Clemens

    Dontrelle has a neat nickname so he should get it!


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    Most of all, the D-Train is electrifying on the mound. With his corkscrew delivery, cockeyed cap and lovable smile, he exudes the kind of personality baseball sorely needs. He's so humble you want to hug him.

    Carpenter loses in the charisma category. Does he even have a nickname? He has the luxury of playing for the Cards, who have given more run support (5.42 per nine innings) than the Marlins (5.05) or Astros (3.57).[/b][/quote]

    What a stupid bitch. She doesn't have a vote for a reason.

    The other thing I loved was, if it wasn't for Willis, the Marlins would have faded out a long time ago.

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      QUOTE(lasvegasreb @ Sep 28 2005, 12:27 AM) Quoted post

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      Most of all, the D-Train is electrifying on the mound. With his corkscrew delivery, cockeyed cap and lovable smile, he exudes the kind of personality baseball sorely needs. He's so humble you want to hug him.

      Carpenter loses in the charisma category. Does he even have a nickname? He has the luxury of playing for the Cards, who have given more run support (5.42 per nine innings) than the Marlins (5.05) or Astros (3.57).[/b][/quote]

      What a stupid bitch. She doesn't have a vote for a reason.

      The other thing I loved was, if it wasn't for Willis, the Marlins would have faded out a long time ago.

      SAME FUCKING DIFFERENCE, WOMAN.
      [/b][/quote]
      But, he has a great smile! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]


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      • #4
        Wow, that Linda bitch supporting Willis is a dumb...well, bitch.

        Her first point to give the Cy Young to Willis is batting average? what a dumb bitch.
        Her second point is that he has a cool delivery, he has a nice smile, and you want to hug the guy? wow.
        Her third point is that Carpenter doesn't even have a nickname?

        "Willis, 23, is a complete player, and has been more critical to the fate of his team than either Carpenter or Clemens." Yea, so he's more vital to a team who will not make the playoffs? Nice point, bitch.

        "Numbers never tell the whole story. Willis would get my vote, if I had one." This is exactly the reason why you don't have a vote, bitch.
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        • #5
          Better watch it, guys. Martha Burke will shut down this thread if you keep it up. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]

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            QUOTE(Brosnan2715 @ Sep 28 2005, 12:31 AM) Quoted post

            Wow, that Linda bitch supporting Willis is a dumb...well, bitch.

            Her first point to give the Cy Young to Willis is batting average? what a dumb bitch.
            Her second point is that he has a cool delivery, he has a nice smile, and you want to hug the guy? wow.
            Her third point is that Carpenter doesn't even have a nickname?

            "Willis, 23, is a complete player, and has been more critical to the fate of his team than either Carpenter or Clemens." Yea, so he's more vital to a team who will not make the playoffs? Nice point, bitch.

            "Numbers never tell the whole story. Willis would get my vote, if I had one." This is exactly the reason why you don't have a vote, bitch.
            [/b][/quote]
            I'm guessing you think she's a bitch? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]


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              QUOTE(DLove @ Sep 28 2005, 12:34 AM) Quoted post

              QUOTE(Brosnan2715 @ Sep 28 2005, 12:31 AM) Quoted post

              Wow, that Linda bitch supporting Willis is a dumb...well, bitch.

              Her first point to give the Cy Young to Willis is batting average? what a dumb bitch.
              Her second point is that he has a cool delivery, he has a nice smile, and you want to hug the guy? wow.
              Her third point is that Carpenter doesn't even have a nickname?

              "Willis, 23, is a complete player, and has been more critical to the fate of his team than either Carpenter or Clemens." Yea, so he's more vital to a team who will not make the playoffs? Nice point, bitch.

              "Numbers never tell the whole story. Willis would get my vote, if I had one." This is exactly the reason why you don't have a vote, bitch.
              [/b][/quote]
              I'm guessing you think she's a bitch? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]
              [/b][/quote]
              You could say that.

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              • #8
                QUOTE(Brosnan2715 @ Sep 28 2005, 12:31 AM) Quoted post



                "Numbers never tell the whole story. Willis would get my vote, if I had one." This is exactly the reason why you don't have a vote, bitch.
                [/b][/quote]

                I'm guessing that after writing that, she will never have one either.


                BTW, anyone else notice that both of the articles came from the Tribune services? Hmmmm.


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                • #9
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                  And they want anyone but Carpenter.[/b][/quote]
                  Insane... so true though...

                  Just like they don't want Pujols as MVP.
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                  • #10
                    As Ali G would say, they don't want Carp to win because he is black.

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                    • #11
                      Quick, we need to get him a nickname!

                      Its critical to his Cy Young hopes.

                      Someone tell him to smile more and turn his hat sideways a bit too.

                      He should have no problem then. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif[/img]


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                      • #12
                        Time to unsubscribe from the Knight Ridder wire.
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                        • #13
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                          Quick, we need to get him a nickname!

                          Its critical to his Cy Young hopes.

                          Someone tell him to smile more and turn his hat sideways a bit too.

                          He should have no problem then. [/b][/quote]

                          I don't know about a nickname, but I've got a motto for him.........


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                            QUOTE(Jim Carr @ Sep 28 2005, 12:55 AM) Quoted post

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                            Quick, we need to get him a nickname!

                            Its critical to his Cy Young hopes.

                            Someone tell him to smile more and turn his hat sideways a bit too.

                            He should have no problem then. [/b][/quote]

                            I don't know about a nickname, but I've got a motto for him.........


                            "Like Jesus, Chris is a Carpenter too."
                            [/b][/quote]

                            OH that should help [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
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                            • #15
                              QUOTE(Jim Carr @ Sep 28 2005, 12:48 AM) Quoted post

                              As Ali G would say, they don't want Carp to win because he is black.
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