I know he is just our coach, but that guy Martzie Martz needs to lift some weights. I swear his body fat index has got to be about 65%. I hate it when he raises his arms when we score a TD. His whole body reminds me of the fat lady bottom of the arm fat wiggle. When he went ballistic today over the lattle ruling from his challenge I thought he was going to do a fatboy beach ball bounce right off the field. Weights man, weights!
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QUOTE(StlJoe @ Sep 25 2005, 10:32 PM) Quoted post
I know he is just our coach, but that guy Martzie Martz needs to lift some weights. I swear his body fat index has got to be about 65%. I hate it when he raises his arms when we score a TD. His whole body reminds me of the fat lady bottom of the arm fat wiggle. When he went ballistic today over the lattle ruling from his challenge I thought he was going to do a fatboy beach ball bounce right off the field. Weights man, weights!
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Shoot. I'll fix that. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/martz.gif[/img]
QUOTE(*007* @ Sep 26 2005, 12:09 AM) Quoted post
The NFL needs to dump those button down, short-sleeved polo shirts...hideous
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QUOTE(Ohio Blues @ Sep 26 2005, 12:03 AM) Quoted post
QUOTE(*007* @ Sep 26 2005, 12:09 AM) Quoted post
The NFL needs to dump those button down, short-sleeved polo shirts...hideous
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And instead... everyone in the Belichick cutoff hoodies!
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Coat and tie.....
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QUOTE(*007* @ Sep 26 2005, 12:04 AM) Quoted post
QUOTE(Ohio Blues @ Sep 26 2005, 12:03 AM) Quoted post
QUOTE(*007* @ Sep 26 2005, 12:09 AM) Quoted post
The NFL needs to dump those button down, short-sleeved polo shirts...hideous
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And instead... everyone in the Belichick cutoff hoodies!
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Coat and tie.....
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QUOTE(*007* @ Sep 25 2005, 11:09 PM) Quoted post
The NFL needs to dump those button down, short-sleeved polo shirts...hideous
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The shirt Martz had on today looked like some sort of bowling shirt. But whatever shirt he was wearing, he looked quite a bit wider than any of the other coaches on the sidelines. I think he put on some weight over the summer.Official Lounge Sponsor of Kentucky - The Bluegrass State
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QUOTE(thetorch @ Sep 25 2005, 11:59 PM) Quoted post
The coaches should all be in suits and fedoras. The NFL should market their own line of formal wear and business attire. Believe me people would buy it.
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I'd buy some fedoras.
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QUOTE(Lois Lane @ Sep 26 2005, 12:14 AM) Quoted post
QUOTE(*007* @ Sep 25 2005, 11:09 PM) Quoted post
The NFL needs to dump those button down, short-sleeved polo shirts...hideous
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The shirt Martz had on today looked like some sort of bowling shirt. But whatever shirt he was wearing, he looked quite a bit wider than any of the other coaches on the sidelines. I think he put on some weight over the summer.
[/b][/quote]Shoot, he'll fix that [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/martz.gif[/img]
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QUOTE(*007* @ Sep 26 2005, 12:16 AM) Quoted post
QUOTE(Lois Lane @ Sep 26 2005, 12:14 AM) Quoted post
QUOTE(*007* @ Sep 25 2005, 11:09 PM) Quoted post
The NFL needs to dump those button down, short-sleeved polo shirts...hideous
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The shirt Martz had on today looked like some sort of bowling shirt. But whatever shirt he was wearing, he looked quite a bit wider than any of the other coaches on the sidelines. I think he put on some weight over the summer.
[/b][/quote]Shoot, he'll fix that [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/martz.gif[/img]
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QUOTE(Guppy @ Sep 26 2005, 12:17 AM) Quoted post
lift weights? That will solve all the problems.
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QUOTE(bigJOE @ Sep 26 2005, 12:29 AM) Quoted post
QUOTE(Guppy @ Sep 26 2005, 12:17 AM) Quoted post
lift weights? That will solve all the problems.
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yeah, i'm not understanding the point of this either.
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I think StlJoe is saying that Martz is a little flabby and needs to work on toning up his muscles.Official Lounge Sponsor of Kentucky - The Bluegrass State
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QUOTE(Lois Lane @ Sep 25 2005, 10:14 PM) Quoted post
QUOTE(*007* @ Sep 25 2005, 11:09 PM) Quoted post
The NFL needs to dump those button down, short-sleeved polo shirts...hideous
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The shirt Martz had on today looked like some sort of bowling shirt. But whatever shirt he was wearing, he looked quite a bit wider than any of the other coaches on the sidelines. I think he put on some weight over the summer.
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Must've been hangin' out w/Tkachunk at Paddy O's [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]
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