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    I know he is just our coach, but that guy Martzie Martz needs to lift some weights. I swear his body fat index has got to be about 65%. I hate it when he raises his arms when we score a TD. His whole body reminds me of the fat lady bottom of the arm fat wiggle. When he went ballistic today over the lattle ruling from his challenge I thought he was going to do a fatboy beach ball bounce right off the field. Weights man, weights!
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    QUOTE(StlJoe @ Sep 25 2005, 10:32 PM) Quoted post

    I know he is just our coach, but that guy Martzie Martz needs to lift some weights. I swear his body fat index has got to be about 65%. I hate it when he raises his arms when we score a TD. His whole body reminds me of the fat lady bottom of the arm fat wiggle. When he went ballistic today over the lattle ruling from his challenge I thought he was going to do a fatboy beach ball bounce right off the field. Weights man, weights!
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    Shoot. I'll fix that. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/martz.gif[/img]

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    • #3
      The NFL needs to dump those button down, short-sleeved polo shirts...hideous

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      • #4
        The coaches should all be in suits and fedoras. The NFL should market their own line of formal wear and business attire. Believe me people would buy it.

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        • #5
          QUOTE(*007* @ Sep 26 2005, 12:09 AM) Quoted post

          The NFL needs to dump those button down, short-sleeved polo shirts...hideous
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          And instead... everyone in the Belichick cutoff hoodies!
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          • #6
            QUOTE(Ohio Blues @ Sep 26 2005, 12:03 AM) Quoted post

            QUOTE(*007* @ Sep 26 2005, 12:09 AM) Quoted post

            The NFL needs to dump those button down, short-sleeved polo shirts...hideous
            [/b][/quote]
            And instead... everyone in the Belichick cutoff hoodies!
            [/b][/quote]
            Coat and tie.....

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            • #7
              QUOTE(*007* @ Sep 26 2005, 12:04 AM) Quoted post

              QUOTE(Ohio Blues @ Sep 26 2005, 12:03 AM) Quoted post

              QUOTE(*007* @ Sep 26 2005, 12:09 AM) Quoted post

              The NFL needs to dump those button down, short-sleeved polo shirts...hideous
              [/b][/quote]
              And instead... everyone in the Belichick cutoff hoodies!
              [/b][/quote]
              Coat and tie.....
              [/b][/quote]
              just like Connie Mack
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              • #8
                QUOTE(*007* @ Sep 25 2005, 11:09 PM) Quoted post

                The NFL needs to dump those button down, short-sleeved polo shirts...hideous
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                The shirt Martz had on today looked like some sort of bowling shirt. But whatever shirt he was wearing, he looked quite a bit wider than any of the other coaches on the sidelines. I think he put on some weight over the summer.
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                • #9
                  QUOTE(thetorch @ Sep 25 2005, 11:59 PM) Quoted post

                  The coaches should all be in suits and fedoras. The NFL should market their own line of formal wear and business attire. Believe me people would buy it.
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                  I'd buy some fedoras.

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                  • #10
                    QUOTE(Lois Lane @ Sep 26 2005, 12:14 AM) Quoted post

                    QUOTE(*007* @ Sep 25 2005, 11:09 PM) Quoted post

                    The NFL needs to dump those button down, short-sleeved polo shirts...hideous
                    [/b][/quote]
                    The shirt Martz had on today looked like some sort of bowling shirt. But whatever shirt he was wearing, he looked quite a bit wider than any of the other coaches on the sidelines. I think he put on some weight over the summer.
                    [/b][/quote]Shoot, he'll fix that [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/martz.gif[/img]

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                    • #11
                      lift weights? That will solve all the problems.
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                      • #12
                        QUOTE(*007* @ Sep 26 2005, 12:16 AM) Quoted post

                        QUOTE(Lois Lane @ Sep 26 2005, 12:14 AM) Quoted post

                        QUOTE(*007* @ Sep 25 2005, 11:09 PM) Quoted post

                        The NFL needs to dump those button down, short-sleeved polo shirts...hideous
                        [/b][/quote]
                        The shirt Martz had on today looked like some sort of bowling shirt. But whatever shirt he was wearing, he looked quite a bit wider than any of the other coaches on the sidelines. I think he put on some weight over the summer.
                        [/b][/quote]Shoot, he'll fix that [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/martz.gif[/img]
                        [/b][/quote]
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                        • #13
                          QUOTE(Guppy @ Sep 26 2005, 12:17 AM) Quoted post

                          lift weights? That will solve all the problems.
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                          yeah, i'm not understanding the point of this either.
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                          • #14
                            QUOTE(bigJOE @ Sep 26 2005, 12:29 AM) Quoted post

                            QUOTE(Guppy @ Sep 26 2005, 12:17 AM) Quoted post

                            lift weights? That will solve all the problems.
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                            yeah, i'm not understanding the point of this either.
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                            I think StlJoe is saying that Martz is a little flabby and needs to work on toning up his muscles.
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                            • #15
                              QUOTE(Lois Lane @ Sep 25 2005, 10:14 PM) Quoted post

                              QUOTE(*007* @ Sep 25 2005, 11:09 PM) Quoted post

                              The NFL needs to dump those button down, short-sleeved polo shirts...hideous
                              [/b][/quote]
                              The shirt Martz had on today looked like some sort of bowling shirt. But whatever shirt he was wearing, he looked quite a bit wider than any of the other coaches on the sidelines. I think he put on some weight over the summer.
                              [/b][/quote]

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