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Someone has to step up and show the big man a little love.
Kings going through quite a bit personally and professionally. He obviously is in need of a lot of moral support (girdle support, too, but I've decided to tackle one problem at a time.)
Sure, he's hit a rough stretch of highway that has lasted several hundred miles, but let's not forget how effective King was prior to the AS break. Unfortunately the only thing he's able to get out now is an expletive as a line drive goes whizzing by his head and into center field. But, I'm not one to kick a man when he's down...unless, of course, he's a transvestite.
Bottom line: Ray has figuratively fallen and he can't get up. So I've decided (with CG's permission) to get myself a heavy-duty crane, some Dr. Phil self-help books, and 5 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts to be used as positive reinforcement in an effort to retrieve this sunken freightliner.
Turning our backs on someone in need is too easy. It's also typical. So, in addition to my Grudzielanek sponsorship duties, I'm taking on "Burger" for the remainder of the season.
King sux cow titties, but I, for one, am not giving up. This country was not founded on the backs and sweat of quitters.
Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!?
Hell no!
And neither will I.
Kings going through quite a bit personally and professionally. He obviously is in need of a lot of moral support (girdle support, too, but I've decided to tackle one problem at a time.)
Sure, he's hit a rough stretch of highway that has lasted several hundred miles, but let's not forget how effective King was prior to the AS break. Unfortunately the only thing he's able to get out now is an expletive as a line drive goes whizzing by his head and into center field. But, I'm not one to kick a man when he's down...unless, of course, he's a transvestite.
Bottom line: Ray has figuratively fallen and he can't get up. So I've decided (with CG's permission) to get myself a heavy-duty crane, some Dr. Phil self-help books, and 5 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts to be used as positive reinforcement in an effort to retrieve this sunken freightliner.
Turning our backs on someone in need is too easy. It's also typical. So, in addition to my Grudzielanek sponsorship duties, I'm taking on "Burger" for the remainder of the season.
King sux cow titties, but I, for one, am not giving up. This country was not founded on the backs and sweat of quitters.
Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!?
Hell no!
And neither will I.
_STLfan_in_DFW @ Sep 22 2005, 09:20 PM) 
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