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  • The magic number is 0

    It's a celebration, bitches.

    Official sponsor of the St. Louis Cardinals

    "This is a heavyweight bout indeed."--John Rooney, Oct. 27, 2011

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    Sponsor of Adam Wainwright
    Sponsor of the $0.50 any-size frozen coke at Mobil on the Run when the Cards score six
    There are 24 teams in baseball with a longer World Series drought than the St. Louis Cardinals.
    "I told myself from the beginning, 'If he's going to throw a shutout, then he's going to tie,' ... he was not going to beat me today." ---Adam Wainwright, 8/11/10
    "I was confused." ---Tim McCarver, 7/30/15

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    • #3
      Official sponsor of the St. Louis Cardinals

      "This is a heavyweight bout indeed."--John Rooney, Oct. 27, 2011

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      • #4
        School house rock

        Zero?

        Yeah, Zero is a wonderful thing.
        In fact, Zero is my hero!

        How can Zero be a hero?

        Well, there are all kinds of heroes, you know.
        A man can get to be a hero
        For a famous battle he fought...
        Or by studying very hard
        And becoming a weightless astronaut.

        And then there are heroes of other sorts,
        Like the heroes we know from watching sports.
        But a hero doesn't have to be a grown up person, you know,
        A hero can be a very big dog
        Who comes to your rescue,
        Or a very little boy who's smart enough to know what to do.

        But let me tell you about my favorite hero.

        My hero, Zero, such a funny little hero,
        But till you came along,
        We counted on our fingers and toes.
        Now you're here to stay
        And nobody really knows
        How wonderful you are.
        Why we could never reach a star,
        Without you, Zero, my hero,
        How wonderful you are.

        What's so wonderful about a zero?
        It's nothing, isn't it?

        Sure, it represents nothing alone.

        But place a zero after 1
        And you've got yourself a 10.
        See how important that is?
        When you run out of digits,
        You can start all over again.
        See how convenient that is?

        That's why with only ten digits including zero,
        You can count as high as you could ever go...
        Forever, towards infinity,
        No one ever gets there, but you could try.

        With 10 billion zeros,
        From the cavemen till the heroes,
        Who invented you,
        They counted on their fingers and toes
        And maybe some sticks and stones, or rocks and bones
        And their neighbors' toes.
        You're here,
        And nobody really knows
        How wonderful you are.
        Why we could never reach the star,
        Without you, Zero, my hero,
        Zero, how wonderful you are.

        Place one zero after any number
        And you've multiplied that number by 10.
        See how easy that is.
        Place two zeros after any number
        And you've multiplied that number by 100.
        See how simple that is.
        Place three zeros after any number,
        And you've multiplied that number by 1,000.

        Et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum, ad astra, forever and ever,
        With zero, my hero, how wonderful you are.
        Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

        Official Sport Lounge Sponsor of Rhode Island - Quincy Jones - Yadier Molina who knows no fear.
        God is stronger and the problem knows it.

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          Official sponsor of the St. Louis Cardinals

          "This is a heavyweight bout indeed."--John Rooney, Oct. 27, 2011

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          • #6
            In honor of clinching in Wrigley, an annoying Cubs fan:

            The noise was good, but I thought they phoned in a lot of the funk.

            Co-Sponsor of Yadi Molina, possessor of the best waxed eyebrows in the league.

            Sponsor of steveInebriated and fetcher of cold beer.

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            • #7
              OFFICIAL LOUNGE SPONSOR OF INDEPENDENT MUSIC
              OFFICIAL LOUNGE SPONSOR OF YOUR 2019 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION ST. LOUIS BLUES!!!
              OFFICIAL LOUNGE SPONSOR OF WACHA WACHA WACHA
              OFFICIAL LOUNGE SPONSOR OF PICKS AND PROSPECTS FOR THE OAKLAND ATHLETICS

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              • #8
                Congrats.
                Official Sponsor of the National League Three-Peat.

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                • #9
                  QUOTE(CSD @ Sep 17 2005, 01:27 PM) Quoted post

                  Congrats.
                  [/b][/quote]

                  Likewise. That's one of the biggest 9th inning ass-whuppings I've ever seen [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif[/img]
                  OFFICIAL LOUNGE SPONSOR OF INDEPENDENT MUSIC
                  OFFICIAL LOUNGE SPONSOR OF YOUR 2019 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION ST. LOUIS BLUES!!!
                  OFFICIAL LOUNGE SPONSOR OF WACHA WACHA WACHA
                  OFFICIAL LOUNGE SPONSOR OF PICKS AND PROSPECTS FOR THE OAKLAND ATHLETICS

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                  • #10
                    QUOTE(Blues Fan in SF @ Sep 17 2005, 03:28 PM) Quoted post
                    QUOTE(CSD @ Sep 17 2005, 01:27 PM) Quoted post

                    Congrats.
                    [/b][/quote]

                    Likewise. That's one of the biggest 9th inning ass-whuppings I've ever seen [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif[/img] [/b][/quote]

                    Agreed -
                    Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

                    Official Sport Lounge Sponsor of Rhode Island - Quincy Jones - Yadier Molina who knows no fear.
                    God is stronger and the problem knows it.

                    2017 BOTB bracket

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                    • #11
                      Official sponsor of the St. Louis Cardinals

                      "This is a heavyweight bout indeed."--John Rooney, Oct. 27, 2011

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                      • #12
                        Maybe, someday
                        Saved by zero
                        I'll be more together
                        stretched by fewer
                        Thoughts that leave me
                        Chasing utter
                        My dreams disown me
                        Loaded with danger
                        Maybe I'll win
                        Saved by Zero
                        Holding onto
                        Wends that teach me
                        I will conquer
                        Space around me
                        Maybe I'll win
                        Saved by zero
                        Maybe I'll win
                        Saved by zero
                        Make America Great For Once.

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                        • #13
                          Ln(1)
                          " Look, forget the myths the media's created about the White House--the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand."

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                          • #14
                            QUOTE(_STLfan_in_DFW @ Sep 17 2005, 04:39 PM) Quoted post

                            Ln(1)
                            [/b][/quote]

                            Well played.
                            Official Sponsor: Tyler Hansbrough and the North Carolina Tar Heels

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                            • #15
                              " Look, forget the myths the media's created about the White House--the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand."

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