does ted turner have eyes?

[cardinalgirl]

I am watching him on david letterman and I am having problems. He only shows eyes when he isn't talking.

and also, I wanted to say jay letterman. forgive it all.

[madyaks]

Just beer or liquor?

[The Skeptic]

and also, I wanted to say jay letterman. forgive it all.

I've never heard of this "jay letterman" of whom you speak.

But I'll bet he's one funny guy.

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]

Chalk me up for "liquor" tonight.

[kah]

Yes.

[Celtic]

I watched also. he does close his eyes when he talks. If he could put two sentences together, people might listen to him.

He's super short too.

[davhaf]

QUOTE(Celtic @ Sep 17 2005, 07:20 AM) Quoted post

I watched also. he does close his eyes when he talks. If he could put two sentences together, people might listen to him.

He's super short too.
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His bank account adds height..

[cardinalgirl]

he has some pretty land in NM.

[davhaf]

QUOTE(cardinalgirl @ Sep 17 2005, 09:21 AM) Quoted post

he has some pretty land in NM.
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He some pretty land in a lot of states. When I first moved to Atlanta, his father had just commited suicide and Ted had taken over a failing sign business. He bought two tv stations and turned them into an empire. His taste in women leaves something to be desired..i.e, Hanoi Jane.

[slow groove]

Interesting.

I think so, but I'm not entirely sure.

I've asked the same question about Renee Zellweger. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif[/img]

Oh, here's a better question: Does any human in the known universe have bigger ears than Martin Short or Mitch Albom?

Pics please.

[JWB]

QUOTE(slow groove @ Sep 17 2005, 10:10 AM) Quoted post

Interesting.

I think so, but I'm not entirely sure.

I've asked the same question about Renee Zellweger. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif[/img]

Oh, here's a better question: Does any human in the known universe have bigger ears than Martin Short or Mitch Albom?

Pics please.
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You make the call!

[cardinalgirl]

somebody has bigger ears, I just can't think who.

[The Skeptic]

[cardinalgirl]

are those ears or wings though?

[slow groove]

QUOTE(The Skeptic @ Sep 17 2005, 12:08 PM) Quoted post

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These are exceptional, no doubt.

But I'm here to tell ya, get a glimpse of Albom's flappers. His hair is cut above and around those babies, and they are oh-so-shockingly huge.

Short's bombers aren't running a distant second either. Thanx for the pics JWB, but neither conveys the real truth or does those ear muff hoggers justice.

Each guy is just sitting around waiting for clearance for departure from the tower.

[The Skeptic]

Both these men were put to death for first-degree murder.

Now, that's funny. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]