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    Old Harold

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

    He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that .. in case I need to fix it again?"

    Harold grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

    "No," I replied.

    "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

    So I wrote down ...... I D 1 0 T

    I used to like Harold.
    Be passionate about what you believe in, or why bother.

  • #2
    A girl was at her mother's funeral where she met a man whom she did not know. She thought he was amazing, her dream guy, and she fell in love with him but never asked for his number and could not find him after the funeral. A few days later the girl killed her sister.

    Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

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    • #3
      QUOTE(ksbluesfan @ Sep 15 2005, 01:33 PM) Quoted post

      A girl was at her mother's funeral where she met a man whom she did not know. She thought he was amazing, her dream guy, and she fell in love with him but never asked for his number and could not find him after the funeral. A few days later the girl killed her sister.

      Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
      [/b][/quote]

      She was a dumb bitch.
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      • #4
        QUOTE(madyaks @ Sep 15 2005, 12:25 PM) Quoted post

        Old Harold

        I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

        He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that .. in case I need to fix it again?"

        Harold grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

        "No," I replied.

        "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

        So I wrote down ...... I D 1 0 T

        I used to like Harold.
        [/b][/quote]


        [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]
        "I am for truth no matter who says it. I am for justice no matter who it is for or against."...Malcom X

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        • #5
          QUOTE(ksbluesfan @ Sep 15 2005, 01:33 PM) Quoted post

          A girl was at her mother's funeral where she met a man whom she did not know. She thought he was amazing, her dream guy, and she fell in love with him but never asked for his number and could not find him after the funeral. A few days later the girl killed her sister.

          Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
          [/b][/quote]

          She must have assumed that he was a friend of the family and that the funeral of her sister would bring him back again.
          "You can't handle my opinions." Moedrabowsky

          Jeffro is a hell of a good man.

          "A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel." - Robert Frost

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          • #6
            QUOTE(BringBackZezel @ Sep 15 2005, 01:33 PM) Quoted post

            QUOTE(ksbluesfan @ Sep 15 2005, 01:33 PM) Quoted post

            A girl was at her mother's funeral where she met a man whom she did not know. She thought he was amazing, her dream guy, and she fell in love with him but never asked for his number and could not find him after the funeral. A few days later the girl killed her sister.

            Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
            [/b][/quote]

            She was a dumb bitch.
            [/b][/quote]

            I'm disappointed in you. I thought a psychopath like you would get it right away,

            Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the sister's funeral. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took this test and answered it correctly. If you didn't answer correctly -- good for you. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can put you on ignore... unless that will tick you off.

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            • #7
              QUOTE(ksbluesfan @ Sep 15 2005, 12:54 PM) Quoted post

              QUOTE(BringBackZezel @ Sep 15 2005, 01:33 PM) Quoted post

              QUOTE(ksbluesfan @ Sep 15 2005, 01:33 PM) Quoted post

              A girl was at her mother's funeral where she met a man whom she did not know. She thought he was amazing, her dream guy, and she fell in love with him but never asked for his number and could not find him after the funeral. A few days later the girl killed her sister.

              Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
              [/b][/quote]

              She was a dumb bitch.
              [/b][/quote]

              I'm disappointed in you. I thought a psychopath like you would get it right away,

              Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the sister's funeral. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took this test and answered it correctly. If you didn't answer correctly -- good for you. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can put you on ignore... unless that will tick you off.
              [/b][/quote]

              Whew! I was gonna say he must be the sister's boyfriend or husband.
              Damn these electric sex pants!

              26+31+34+42+44+46+64+67+82+06 = 10

              Bring back the death penalty for corporations!

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              • #8
                QUOTE(madyaks @ Sep 15 2005, 01:25 PM) Quoted post

                Old Harold

                I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

                He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that .. in case I need to fix it again?"

                Harold grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

                "No," I replied.

                "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

                So I wrote down ...... I D 1 0 T

                I used to like Harold.
                [/b][/quote]


                There are a bunch of "error" acronyms used in the IT field for end user errors:

                PECI - Product Exceeds Customer Intelligence
                PEBKAC - Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
                2S2FIO - 2 Stupid 2 Figure It Out.

                Not that I'd know anything about that...

                -RBB

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                • #9
                  QUOTE(RedBirdBrain @ Sep 15 2005, 02:36 PM) Quoted post

                  QUOTE(madyaks @ Sep 15 2005, 01:25 PM) Quoted post

                  Old Harold

                  I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

                  He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that .. in case I need to fix it again?"

                  Harold grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

                  "No," I replied.

                  "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

                  So I wrote down ...... I D 1 0 T

                  I used to like Harold.
                  [/b][/quote]


                  There are a bunch of "error" acronyms used in the IT field for end user errors:

                  PECI - Product Exceeds Customer Intelligence
                  PEBKAC - Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
                  2S2FIO - 2 Stupid 2 Figure It Out.

                  Not that I'd know anything about that...

                  -RBB
                  [/b][/quote]

                  The most common besides ID10T.

                  BTW, I couldn't help but notice that I'm replying to a computer-type question and my post count in now 1337. I believe this is that new "internet language" for good or something.
                  "Whaddya mean I hurt your feelings?"
                  "I didn't know you
                  had any feelings"

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                  • #10
                    QUOTE(ksbluesfan @ Sep 15 2005, 12:54 PM) Quoted post

                    QUOTE(BringBackZezel @ Sep 15 2005, 01:33 PM) Quoted post

                    QUOTE(ksbluesfan @ Sep 15 2005, 01:33 PM) Quoted post

                    A girl was at her mother's funeral where she met a man whom she did not know. She thought he was amazing, her dream guy, and she fell in love with him but never asked for his number and could not find him after the funeral. A few days later the girl killed her sister.

                    Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
                    [/b][/quote]

                    She was a dumb bitch.
                    [/b][/quote]

                    I'm disappointed in you. I thought a psychopath like you would get it right away,

                    Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the sister's funeral. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took this test and answered it correctly. If you didn't answer correctly -- good for you. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can put you on ignore... unless that will tick you off.
                    [/b][/quote]
                    Whew..........I was going to say that maybe her sister was so hot and she wanted her so bad that she just couldn't stand it anymore and hacked her pretty pretty face with a razor untill she wasn't pretty anymore......but was then afraid that her sister would tell her daddy who used to molest her (with his friend named 'Henry' who is in s wheelchair but also used to be a cop) and her daddy would be mad that she disfigured her sister so she finished the job with a stun gun and a pair of hedge clippers

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                    • #11
                      QUOTE(Hepatitis Dispenser @ Sep 15 2005, 02:44 PM) Quoted post

                      QUOTE(ksbluesfan @ Sep 15 2005, 12:54 PM) Quoted post

                      QUOTE(BringBackZezel @ Sep 15 2005, 01:33 PM) Quoted post

                      QUOTE(ksbluesfan @ Sep 15 2005, 01:33 PM) Quoted post

                      A girl was at her mother's funeral where she met a man whom she did not know. She thought he was amazing, her dream guy, and she fell in love with him but never asked for his number and could not find him after the funeral. A few days later the girl killed her sister.

                      Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
                      [/b][/quote]

                      She was a dumb bitch.
                      [/b][/quote]

                      I'm disappointed in you. I thought a psychopath like you would get it right away,

                      Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the sister's funeral. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took this test and answered it correctly. If you didn't answer correctly -- good for you. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can put you on ignore... unless that will tick you off.
                      [/b][/quote]
                      I was going to say that maybe her sister was so hot and she wanted her so bad that she just couldn't stand it anymore and hacked her pretty pretty fave with a razor untill she wasn't pretty anymore......but was then afraid that her sister would tell her daddy who used to molest her (with his friend named 'Henry' who was a cop) and her daddy would be mad that she disfigured her sister so she finished the job with a stun gun and a pair of hedge clippers
                      [/b][/quote]

                      too obvious

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