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  • Paper cuts are the worst...

    Ouch. Right in the webbing.

    Of course, it could be worse. I could have ruptured my Achilles rounding the copy machine...
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    Be sure to have extra lemon with your water/iced tea at lunch. It'll feel great!

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    • #3
      Got any rubbing alcohol laying around? I'd hate to see that thing get infected.
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      • #4
        What is this "paper" you speak of? This is the computer age... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]
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        • #5
          QUOTE(davhaf @ Sep 15 2005, 10:41 AM) Quoted post

          What is this "paper" you speak of? This is the computer age... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]
          [/b][/quote]

          Quite true...however, these newfangled computer thingies lead to these other things called printers, which in turns leads to paper, the culprit itself.

          Maybe we should do away with paper altogether. Pennies too while we're at it.



          Btw, this thread means something.
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          • #6
            Iodine.

            Moon

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            • #7
              QUOTE(#1 Jimmy fan @ Sep 15 2005, 10:39 AM) Quoted post

              Be sure to have extra lemon with your water/iced tea at lunch. It'll feel great!
              [/b][/quote]

              Ever have a canker sore? Swishing salt water around in that feels like hell. And I really doubt it's effectiveness too.

              But I don't do it for the crazy healing powers. I do it for the sadism.

              QUOTE(ElviswasaBluesFan @ Sep 15 2005, 10:40 AM) Quoted post

              Got any rubbing alcohol laying around? I'd hate to see that thing get infected.
              [/b][/quote]


              I actually don't mind the injury. I'm listing myself as 'questionable' for finishing an earnings report today.
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              • #8
                QUOTE(TarHeelBlues @ Sep 15 2005, 09:51 AM) Quoted post

                QUOTE(#1 Jimmy fan @ Sep 15 2005, 10:39 AM) Quoted post

                Be sure to have extra lemon with your water/iced tea at lunch. It'll feel great!
                [/b][/quote]

                Ever have a canker sore? Swishing salt water around in that feels like hell. And I really doubt it's effectiveness too.

                But I don't do it for the crazy healing powers. I do it for the sadism.

                QUOTE(ElviswasaBluesFan @ Sep 15 2005, 10:40 AM) Quoted post

                Got any rubbing alcohol laying around? I'd hate to see that thing get infected.
                [/b][/quote]


                I actually don't mind the injury. I'm listing myself as 'questionable' for finishing an earnings report today.
                [/b][/quote]

                I think you should go home and take a nice long bath
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                • #9
                  QUOTE(davhaf @ Sep 15 2005, 08:41 AM) Quoted post

                  What is this "paper" you speak of? This is the computer age... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]
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                  You of all fucking people should know what paper is. Jebus.

                  QUOTE(TarHeelBlues @ Sep 15 2005, 08:51 AM) Quoted post

                  I actually don't mind the injury. I'm listing myself as 'questionable' for finishing an earnings report today.
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                  • #10
                    Piss the owner off and file a work comp claim.

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                    • #11
                      File folder cuts are far worse than paper cuts. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif[/img]
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                      • #12
                        QUOTE(Nsane2Bme @ Sep 15 2005, 10:38 AM) Quoted post

                        File folder cuts are far worse than paper cuts. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif[/img]
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                        I managed to cut myself with a cardboard box - that was kinda painful.
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                        • #13
                          QUOTE(Turd Ferguson @ Sep 15 2005, 10:40 AM) Quoted post

                          QUOTE(Nsane2Bme @ Sep 15 2005, 10:38 AM) Quoted post

                          File folder cuts are far worse than paper cuts. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif[/img]
                          [/b][/quote]
                          I managed to cut myself with a cardboard box - that was kinda painful.
                          [/b][/quote]

                          Yep, I did that when we were moving...so yes, that's worse than the file folder.
                          Feb. 08, 2005
                          Lois Lane: What's the general opinion of a gal asking the guy out?

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                          • #14
                            what a poof
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                            • #15
                              QUOTE(Nsane2Bme @ Sep 15 2005, 10:53 AM) Quoted post

                              QUOTE(Turd Ferguson @ Sep 15 2005, 10:40 AM) Quoted post

                              QUOTE(Nsane2Bme @ Sep 15 2005, 10:38 AM) Quoted post

                              File folder cuts are far worse than paper cuts. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif[/img]
                              [/b][/quote]
                              I managed to cut myself with a cardboard box - that was kinda painful.
                              [/b][/quote]

                              Yep, I did that when we were moving...so yes, that's worse than the file folder.
                              [/b][/quote]
                              I also once managed to cut myself on a computer case. That one required a trip to the emergency room.
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