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    Company says clerk urinated into soda

    DELTONA, Fla. (AP) -- A convenience store worker has admitted urinating into a soda bottle, causing a customer who drank from it to become violently ill, his bosses say.

    Publix Super Markets spokesman Dwaine Stevens said the accused employee, who works at a Pix Convenience Store in Deltona, was suspended after the company learned of the incident this week. An internal investigation is being completed.

    Lab tests done by Publix on the contaminated Mountain Dew confirmed the soda contained urine, Stevens said. The supermarket giant owns the Pix chain.

    "It is an isolated incident done by one of our associates," Stevens said. "Whatever measure is necessary, it will be executed and the employee will be dealt with."

    Publix has not filed a criminal complaint but the option has not been ruled out, Stevens said.

    The victim, a foreman with a Daytona Beach construction company, became suspicious of the drink after he chugged the beverage last week, his attorney, Daniel Newlin, said

    "He vomited three or four times afterward," said Newlin, who did not release his client's name in order to protect the man's privacy.

    Newlin said that upon the advice of an infectious-disease doctor, the victim was being tested for diseases such as gonorrhea and hepatitis C.

    "We're hopeful that the person who did this wasn't carrying any sexual, or otherwise, virus that could cause him harm," Newlin said. "Unfortunately, the doctors were very concerned."
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  • #2
    Someone is not going to have to work construction anymore.

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    • #3
      A plumber in the U.K. got convicted in court last week for flim-flamming and elderly woman. He cold-called at her home and went up in the attic to test the fresh water supply (where she kept a CCTV type camera filming 24 hours per day) and took a whiz in it. Then took a sample in a jar, came down to his truck where he tested and showed her that her water was contaminated. Wanted to charge her some outrageous fee. She said she'd think about, checked the film, called the cops....the rest is history.

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      • #4
        had a kind of wang in it; good tho

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        • #5
          How do we know this guy wasn't some prick who deserved it? Sounds like a real life Stifler situation to me.

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          • #6
            How did they possibly find the person who allegedly did urinate in the soda?

            How would you be able to know it wasnt his own urine? Is it possible to do a DNA test on urine?????

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            • #7
              QUOTE(#1 Jimmy fan @ Sep 15 2005, 10:54 AM) Quoted post

              How did they possibly find the person who allegedly did urinate in the soda?

              How would you be able to know it wasnt his own urine? Is it possible to do a DNA test on urine?????
              [/b][/quote]

              I'm sure they had some experienced water-sporting taste-testers...
              . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
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              • #8
                QUOTE(jhanke @ Sep 15 2005, 09:24 AM) Quoted post

                had a kind of wang in it; good tho
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                Thanks Sluey...

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                • #9
                  Urine would not cause the guy to get sick, it is sterile.

                  QUOTE(#1 Jimmy fan @ Sep 15 2005, 10:54 AM) Quoted post

                  Is it possible to do a DNA test on urine?????
                  [/b][/quote]

                  Yes
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