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    Painful tackle for player

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    A footballer had to have six stitches in his penis after it was ripped open in a tackle.

    Chavdar Yankow, 21, sustained a three-inch gash playing for Hamburg 96 in Germany.

    His shorts were "soaked with blood" but team doctors managed to patch Yankow up.

    Amazingly, after the painful incident Yankow returned to the pitch and played on.

    And the German went on to score in his side's 2-0 win over Frankfurt.[/b][/quote]


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    QUOTE(ksbluesfan @ Sep 14 2005, 11:49 AM) Quoted post

    Painful tackle for player

    QUOTE
    A footballer had to have six stitches in his penis after it was ripped open in a tackle.

    Chavdar Yankow, 21, sustained a three-inch gash playing for Hamburg 96 in Germany.

    His shorts were "soaked with blood" but team doctors managed to patch Yankow up.

    Amazingly, after the painful incident Yankow returned to the pitch and played on.

    And the German went on to score in his side's 2-0 win over Frankfurt.[/b][/quote]
    [/b][/quote]

    JD Drew would be out for the season, this guy played on. Tough.

    Well, assuming JD has a penis.
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    • #3
      More people would read this if you put PENIS STITCHES in the title. lol

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      • #4
        QUOTE(pgrote @ Sep 14 2005, 12:02 PM) Quoted post

        More people would read this if you put PENIS STITCHES in the title. lol
        [/b][/quote]
        You're right - the soccer title killed it!

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        • #5
          QUOTE(ksbluesfan @ Sep 14 2005, 12:57 PM) Quoted post

          QUOTE(pgrote @ Sep 14 2005, 12:02 PM) Quoted post

          More people would read this if you put PENIS STITCHES in the title. lol
          [/b][/quote]
          You're right - the soccer title killed it!
          [/b][/quote]

          Because soccer is for pansies
          Be passionate about what you believe in, or why bother.

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          • #6
            I believe the word you are looking for is pansies.
            If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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            • #7
              Finally, someone taken of the field on a stretcher for a legitimate reason.
              RIP Chris Jones 1971-2009
              You'll never be forgotten.

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              • #8
                QUOTE(ksbluesfan @ Sep 14 2005, 12:49 PM) Quoted post

                Painful tackle for player

                QUOTE
                A footballer had to have six stitches in his penis after it was ripped open in a tackle.

                Chavdar Yankow, 21, sustained a three-inch gash playing for Hamburg 96 in Germany.

                His shorts were "soaked with blood" but team doctors managed to patch Yankow up.

                Amazingly, after the painful incident Yankow returned to the pitch and played on.

                And the German went on to score in his side's 2-0 win over Frankfurt.[/b][/quote]
                [/b][/quote]
                A Turgeon-esque performance!!! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]
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                • #9
                  I'm stunned that no one has taken note that this man's name is Yankow.

                  Moon

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                  • #10
                    QUOTE(Moon Man @ Sep 14 2005, 02:29 PM) Quoted post

                    I'm stunned that no one has taken note that this man's name is Yankow.

                    Moon
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                    We've agreed to leave the easy ones for you Moon, as you've been struggling lately.

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                    • #11
                      QUOTE(Dr.Gonzo @ Sep 14 2005, 02:31 PM) Quoted post

                      QUOTE(Moon Man @ Sep 14 2005, 02:29 PM) Quoted post

                      I'm stunned that no one has taken note that this man's name is Yankow.

                      Moon
                      [/b][/quote]

                      We've agreed to leave the easy ones for you Moon, as you've been struggling lately.
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