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    History Lesson

    Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
    Both Presidents were shot in the head.

    Now it gets really weird.

    Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
    Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

    Both were assassinated by Southerners.
    Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

    Both assassins were known by their three names.
    Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

    Now hang on to your seat.

    Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
    Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

    Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

    Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

    And here's the kicker...

    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

    Finally, the kicker's kicker........

    Lincoln and Kennedy were both closet Jews.
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    You lost me @ closet Jew.

    Not that there's anything wrong with being Jewish...I didn't get it.

    I have seen the comparison between Kennedy/Lincoln in the Lincoln Museum in Springfield, IL.

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    • #3
      Not quite

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      • #4
        It's those fucking zionists.

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        • #5


          what about lincoln kennedy? i didn't get it [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]
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          • #6
            QUOTE(Jack Daniels @ Sep 13 2005, 10:18 PM) Quoted post

            You lost me @ closet Jew.

            Not that there's anything wrong with being Jewish...I didn't get it.

            I have seen the comparison between Kennedy/Lincoln in the Lincoln Museum in Springfield, IL.
            [/b][/quote]
            I knew that would confuse some people.

            Check out the thread about banning Torch. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]

            I had to add that to the email I got. Too much Jew-talk on my mind I guess.

            Go Jews!!
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            • #7
              This just points out the simplemindedness and arrogance of the conspirators responsible for killing two great presidents.

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              • #8
                QUOTE(Dr.Gonzo @ Sep 13 2005, 11:19 PM) Quoted post

                Not quite
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                ownd.

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                • #9
                  It's not fully accurate, but it is a bit uncanny.

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                  • #10
                    QUOTE
                    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.[/b][/quote]
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                    • #11
                      QUOTE(steveInebriated @ Sep 13 2005, 11:23 PM) Quoted post

                      It's those fucking zionists.
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