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1. She is insane.
2. She is dumb.
I was out sick yesterday, so I've been bludgeoned with questions. It has been great. She knows nothing about computers (as her hair and clothes seem to be from the 80's, I'm not completely surprised). This morning I had to show her how to use e-mail. Twenty minutes later, how to print. Then 5 minutes ago, she hits me with this -
dipshit - I eventually will be traveling, and will need a laptop with all of my files and software loaded on it.
me - You have a laptop - it's on your desk.
d - No, I do not have a laptop.
m - Really, you do.
d - Come to my desk - I'll show you, there is no laptop.
m - ok
So she goes to an office and shows me a desktop computer.
d - See?
m - This isn't your office.
d - Huh?
m - This isn't your office - those pictures on the wall aren't your family. Your office is three doors down.
d - Oh.
*Now in the proper office*
m - (As I point at the laptop) This is your laptop.
D - That isn't a laptop.
m - That is a laptop.
D - No, it isn't - it's a scanner.
m - Wha?
d - A scanner - you put the document in here, it scans it onto your computer.
m - Have you opened the "scanner"?
d - no.
m - Please do - most scanners don't have a keyboard and touchpad.
To top things off, this woman is a PhD. This is f'ing ridiculous.
2. She is dumb.
I was out sick yesterday, so I've been bludgeoned with questions. It has been great. She knows nothing about computers (as her hair and clothes seem to be from the 80's, I'm not completely surprised). This morning I had to show her how to use e-mail. Twenty minutes later, how to print. Then 5 minutes ago, she hits me with this -
dipshit - I eventually will be traveling, and will need a laptop with all of my files and software loaded on it.
me - You have a laptop - it's on your desk.
d - No, I do not have a laptop.
m - Really, you do.
d - Come to my desk - I'll show you, there is no laptop.
m - ok
So she goes to an office and shows me a desktop computer.
d - See?
m - This isn't your office.
d - Huh?
m - This isn't your office - those pictures on the wall aren't your family. Your office is three doors down.
d - Oh.
*Now in the proper office*
m - (As I point at the laptop) This is your laptop.
D - That isn't a laptop.
m - That is a laptop.
D - No, it isn't - it's a scanner.
m - Wha?
d - A scanner - you put the document in here, it scans it onto your computer.
m - Have you opened the "scanner"?
d - no.
m - Please do - most scanners don't have a keyboard and touchpad.
To top things off, this woman is a PhD. This is f'ing ridiculous.
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