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  • So this new person started yesterday...

    1. She is insane.
    2. She is dumb.

    I was out sick yesterday, so I've been bludgeoned with questions. It has been great. She knows nothing about computers (as her hair and clothes seem to be from the 80's, I'm not completely surprised). This morning I had to show her how to use e-mail. Twenty minutes later, how to print. Then 5 minutes ago, she hits me with this -

    dipshit - I eventually will be traveling, and will need a laptop with all of my files and software loaded on it.
    me - You have a laptop - it's on your desk.
    d - No, I do not have a laptop.
    m - Really, you do.
    d - Come to my desk - I'll show you, there is no laptop.
    m - ok
    So she goes to an office and shows me a desktop computer.
    d - See?
    m - This isn't your office.
    d - Huh?
    m - This isn't your office - those pictures on the wall aren't your family. Your office is three doors down.
    d - Oh.

    *Now in the proper office*

    m - (As I point at the laptop) This is your laptop.
    D - That isn't a laptop.
    m - That is a laptop.
    D - No, it isn't - it's a scanner.
    m - Wha?
    d - A scanner - you put the document in here, it scans it onto your computer.
    m - Have you opened the "scanner"?
    d - no.
    m - Please do - most scanners don't have a keyboard and touchpad.


    To top things off, this woman is a PhD. This is f'ing ridiculous.
    If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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    • #3
      This is gonna be sweet.

      Moon

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      • #4
        Oh my God that was hilarious!!!! How do people like that ever get hired?! If nothing else, she will provide you with lots of good stories for here.
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        • #5
          You want to have sex with her don't you?

          (This thread is useless without pics)
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          had any feelings"

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          • #6
            Originally posted by SunuvaNun@Sep 13 2005, 01:39 PM
            You want to have sex with her don't you?

            (This thread is useless without pics)
            1. Hell no.
            2. They just sent a picture out with her new hire announcement, but I don't feel right about posting a picture of someone else on the internets.
            If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Turd Ferguson@Sep 13 2005, 12:41 PM
              I don't feel right about posting a picture of someone else on the internets.


              -RBB

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Turd Ferguson+Sep 13 2005, 01:41 PM-->
                QUOTE(Turd Ferguson @ Sep 13 2005, 01:41 PM)

              • #9
                Turd, I sincerely feel sorry for you.
                You're being fucking dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose."

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                • #10
                  Originally posted by Nasty Nate@Sep 13 2005, 01:45 PM
                  Turd, I sincerely feel sorry for you.
                  When you're not laughing at him?
                  "Whaddya mean I hurt your feelings?"
                  "I didn't know you
                  had any feelings"

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                  • #11
                    Originally posted by Nasty Nate@Sep 13 2005, 01:45 PM
                    Turd, I sincerely feel around for your nuts.
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                    • #12
                      Originally posted by RedBirdBrain+Sep 13 2005, 01:44 PM-->
                      QUOTE(RedBirdBrain @ Sep 13 2005, 01:44 PM)
                      Originally posted by Turd [email protected] 13 2005, 12:41 PM
                      I don't feel right about posting a picture of someone else on the internets.


                      -RBB
                      [/b]

                      Ok - I'll append that - I don't feel right about posting a picture of someone who isn't aware of the fact that their picture is on the internets.

                      Originally posted by [email protected] 13 2005, 01:44 PM
                      Originally posted by Turd [email protected] 13 2005, 01:41 PM

                    • #13
                      Next time she has a 'puter problem.

                      "Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."

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                      • #14
                        How do dumb people like that get hired? Jebus, I know what a laptop looks like and I even know how to post on an intarweb foram during work hours.
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                        • #15
                          Originally posted by Turd Ferguson+Sep 13 2005, 01:48 PM-->
                          QUOTE(Turd Ferguson @ Sep 13 2005, 01:48 PM)
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