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  • So I hung out with Ron Silver's daughter

    And I managed to drop this beauty:

    Me: "Do you know my friend Eric?"
    Her: "No. Who is he?"
    Me: "Well, we've known each other a long time, but I met his dad first."
    Her: "Oh yeah? How?"
    Me: "Well, I was in legal trouble once, and HIS FATHER IS THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY!"

    She didn't really speak to me the rest of the night.
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  • #2
    I have no idea why this is significant.

    Want to fill us in on some details about Silver, Eric, etc??
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    • #3
      Nice!
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      • #4
        Originally posted by TTB@Sep 10 2005, 01:12 PM
        I have no idea why this is significant.

        Want to fill us in on some details about Silver, Eric, etc??
        Eric is my roommate. He is irrelevant.

        This is the significance of the joke.

        Just bad humor, that's all.
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        • #5
          In the year 2525
          If man is still alive.
          If woman can survive, they may find.


          In the year 3535
          Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies.
          Everything you think, do and say, is in the pill you took today.


          In the year 4545
          Ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes.
          You won't find a thing to chew.
          Nobody's gonna look at you.


          In the year 5555
          Your arms hanging limp at your sides.
          Your legs got nothing to do.
          Some machine doing that for you.


          In the year 6565
          Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife.
          You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too.
          From the bottom of a long glass tube. Whoa-oh


          In the year 7510
          If God's a-comin, he oughta make it by then.
          Maybe he'll look around himself and say.
          Guess it's time for the judgment day.


          In the year 8510
          God is gonna shake his mighty head.
          He'll either say.I'm pleased where man has been.
          Or tear it down and start again. Whoa-oh


          In the year 9595
          I'm kinda wonderin if man is gonna be alive.
          He's taken everything this old Earth can give.
          And he ain't put back nothing.Whoa-oh



          Now it's been ten thousand years
          Man has cried a billion tears.
          For what he never knew,
          now man's reign is through.


          But through eternal night.
          The twinkling of starlight.
          So very far away.
          Maybe it's only yesterday.


          In the year 2525
          If man is still alive.
          If woman can survive, they may find.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by TarHeelBlues+Sep 10 2005, 01:26 PM-->
            QUOTE(TarHeelBlues @ Sep 10 2005, 01:26 PM)

          • #7
            Originally posted by TarHeelBlues+Sep 10 2005, 12:26 PM-->
            QUOTE(TarHeelBlues @ Sep 10 2005, 12:26 PM)

          • #8
            Fucking hilarious...

            "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
            Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
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            • #9
              I met Ron at a Labor Rally in DC. Nice guy.

              But it still doesn't make up for the fatc that the show sucked.

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              • #10
                Is she hot???
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                • #11
                  Nice work, THB...

                  That was my first thought when I saw the thread...I knew someone would bring that up...

                  The fact that you used it in the conversation is even better...
                  " Look, forget the myths the media's created about the White House--the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand."

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                  • #12
                    Originally posted by BlueBrained@Sep 10 2005, 04:36 PM
                    Is she hot???
                    She wasn't ugly, but she's not a 10.

                    She's got a set of knockers though. Good God.

                    She's good friends with my one of my roommates, so she'll certainly be back to our apartment. Should I pursue this? I think having Ron Silver as a father-in-law would be interesting. Weird, but interesting.
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                    • #13
                      Originally posted by _STLfan_in_DFW@Sep 10 2005, 04:45 PM
                      Nice work, THB...

                      That was my first thought when I saw the thread...I knew someone would bring that up...

                      The fact that you used it in the conversation is even better...
                      I was thinking about asking her why her dad didn't just kill Van Damme in the facility scene in Timecop when he had the chance. Or if he ever recovered from getting fucked up by Charlie Sheen in The Arrival.

                      But I went for the layup.
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                      • #14
                        Originally posted by TarHeelBlues+Sep 10 2005, 04:00 PM-->
                        QUOTE(TarHeelBlues @ Sep 10 2005, 04:00 PM)

                      • #15
                        I would dork Bruno Gianelli's daughter out of principle.
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