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    I stopped by taco bell on Kingshighway about 1:30 tonight after leaving the Royale afer DJing there. I got a been burito +x-tra onions amongst other things. WHn i got home i broke it out and it seriously smelled like dirty pussy. i threw it out along with the rest of the food. It was even slimy on the outside..I mean it smelled like trim-funk.

  • #2
    you went to taco bell, what did you expect?

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    • #3
      Should have went to one in some place like Webster or Kirkwood. Hell even Hampton would be better
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Guppy@Sep 1 2005, 02:21 AM
        Should have went to one in some place like Webster or Kirkwood. Hell even Hampton would be better
        the kirkwood one is great, i used to take my ex girlfirends dog with me and they always had dog biscuits for her. I cant get acrosss how nasty this burrito smelled. I almost took a bite then stopped and smelled a rank smell not experienced for a decade or so...
        guys you may know what i;m talking aboot.

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        • #5
          Uncle Bill's is open!
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Guppy@Sep 1 2005, 02:39 AM
            Uncle Bill's is open!
            Thats at the end of my block..i can walk there! My girlfriend loves that place ...I think its over priced and shitty (along with th requisite 20% gratuity added to every check after 10 pm).

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            • #7
              Originally posted by fountain16+Sep 1 2005, 03:43 AM-->
              QUOTE(fountain16 @ Sep 1 2005, 03:43 AM)

            • #8
              Smart, fountain. What you did with the Burrito is what should be done when you realise you've just snagged a rare skankabush...show it/them the fucking door.

              If memory holds..you must be close to Kingshighway. Isnt there a Jack in the Box on the corner of Kingshighway and Chippewa? Or a Hardees..or White Castle?

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              • #9
                Taco Bell in Cahokia used to be like that, the health dept came in once and found fecal traces in the beans....shut them down. When they re-opened they had new management and all new employees....they even went from a grade C back to an A, no problems anymore

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                • #10
                  Originally posted by fountain16@Sep 1 2005, 02:15 AM
                  I stopped by taco bell on Kingshighway about 1:30 tonight after leaving the Royale afer DJing there. I got a been burito +x-tra onions amongst other things. WHn i got home i broke it out and it seriously smelled like dirty pussy. i threw it out along with the rest of the food. It was even slimy on the outside..I mean it smelled like trim-funk.

                  OOOooh that smell......

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                  • #11
                    Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars
                    Oak tree you're in my way
                    There's too much coke and too much smoke
                    Look what's going on inside you
                    Ooooh that smell
                    Can't you smell that smell
                    Ooooh that smell
                    The smell of death surrounds you

                    Angel of darkness is upon you
                    Stuck a needle in your arm
                    So take another toke, have a blow for your nose
                    One more drink fool, will drown you
                    Ooooh that smell
                    Can't you smell that smell
                    Ooooh that smell
                    The smell of death surrounds you

                    Now they call you Prince Charming
                    Can't speak a word when you're full of 'ludes
                    Say you'll be all right come tomorrow
                    But tomorrow might not be here for you
                    Ooooh that smell
                    Can't you smell that smell
                    Ooooh that smell
                    The smell of death surrounds you

                    Hey, you're a fool you
                    Stick them needles in your arm
                    I know I been there before

                    One little problem that confronts you
                    Got a monkey on your back
                    Just one more fix, Lord might do the trick
                    One hell of a price for you to get your kicks
                    Ooooh that smell
                    Can't you smell that smell
                    Ooooh that smell
                    The smell of death surrounds you
                    Ooooh that smell
                    Can't you smell that smell
                    Ooooh that smell
                    The smell of death surrounds you

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                    • #12
                      So, was it a taco or a burrito?

                      Moon

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                      • #13
                        Originally posted by Guppy+Sep 1 2005, 02:50 AM-->
                        QUOTE(Guppy @ Sep 1 2005, 02:50 AM)
                        Originally posted by fountain16@Sep 1 2005, 03:43 AM

                      • #14
                        Originally posted by fountain16+Sep 1 2005, 03:32 AM-->
                        QUOTE(fountain16 @ Sep 1 2005, 03:32 AM)

                      • #15
                        I saw a guy wheeling a dolly with a bunch of boxes of meat that said Grade D Butt- Edible on them into a Taco Bell once. I think that means don't eat this.
                        Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law ~

                        A.C.

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