What would you do???

[Indu WangZi]

The softball league in which I play plays at the Shanghai American School SAS). They have 2 very nice ball fields where we have been playing for more than 3 years. Fall season started last week and upon arrival with a boatload of piss, we were informed that the SAS no longer allows alcohol on school premises. Now, the league is pretty competitive with 10 teams, with our team being the oldest and among the best teams; however, we are also known as drunks of the league. As player-coach of the Barbeerians, it was brought to my attention that this is not acceptable for our team and we want to immediately source a new field. Understand Glovey getting laid will be easier than finding a new ball field, but it can be done.

So..what would you do?

[Iowa_Card]

Originally posted by Indu WangZi@Aug 26 2005, 07:03 AM
The softball league in which I play plays at the Shanghai American School SAS). They have 2 very nice ball fields where we have been playing for more than 3 years. Fall season started last week and upon arrival with a boatload of piss, we were informed that the SAS no longer allows alcohol on school premises. Now, the league is pretty competitive with 10 teams, with our team being the oldest and among the best teams; however, we are also known as drunks of the league. As player-coach of the Barbeerians, it was brought to my attention that this is not acceptable for our team and we want to immediately source a new field. Understand Glovey getting laid will be easier than finding a new ball field, but it can be done.

So..what would you do?

Quoted post

Set up shop in your back yard. They sell those portable bases.

[kconn]

Rehab?

[ksbluesfan]

No booze, huh? How do they feel about LSD, ether, adrenochrome, marijuana and other drugs?

[Indu WangZi]

Originally posted by kconn@Aug 26 2005, 06:05 AM
Rehab?

Quoted post

Too late, mate. My liver's already shot. Plus, I just cant lay off the piss.

Plus, I remember when the Jeff Spicoli fanclub on the team were told they couldnt partake on the field...now, this.

[Iowa_Card]

Originally posted by Indu WangZi+Aug 26 2005, 07:07 AM-->

QUOTE(Indu WangZi @ Aug 26 2005, 07:07 AM)

[Indu WangZi]

Originally posted by ksbluesfan@Aug 26 2005, 06:06 AM
No booze, huh? How do they feel about LSD, ether, adrenochrome, marijuana and other drugs?

Quoted post

Good question, KS.

First, the ganja. You'd think they'd be liberal, you know. Not to worry, the ingenuity that is the Barbeerians found a loop-hole and started making Hash Brownies. Case solved.

As to Ether..Curious George is our batboy, so that's easy.

LSD..well, man, there are no kewl black lights at the field, so I am flexible here.

Steroids..half the teams balls are small enough...

[Indu WangZi]

Originally posted by Iowa_Card+Aug 26 2005, 06:09 AM-->

QUOTE(Iowa_Card @ Aug 26 2005, 06:09 AM)

Originally posted by Indu WangZi@Aug 26 2005, 07:07 AM

[ksbluesfan]

Originally posted by Indu WangZi+Aug 26 2005, 07:09 AM-->

QUOTE(Indu WangZi @ Aug 26 2005, 07:09 AM)

[Fred Garvin]

Get a temporary injunction. Pay your lawyer to hold it up until the end of the season.

In the offseason, find or build a field for next year.

[Indu WangZi]

Originally posted by ksbluesfan+Aug 26 2005, 06:11 AM-->

QUOTE(ksbluesfan @ Aug 26 2005, 06:11 AM)

Originally posted by Indu WangZi@Aug 26 2005, 07:09 AM

[ksbluesfan]

I have your answer - vodka watermelon.

1 bottle of vodka - the cheaper the better - 1.5 liters
1 watermelon - large

Cut a hole in the top of the watermelon. Pour the vodka into the hole and let is soak in.

Or just hide a bottle of vodka in the watermelon.

[Indu WangZi]

Originally posted by ksbluesfan@Aug 26 2005, 06:21 AM
I have your answer - vodka watermelon.

1 bottle of vodka - the cheaper the better - 1.5 liters
1 watermelon - large

Cut a hole in the top of the watermelon. Pour the vodka into the hole and let is soak in.

Or just hide a bottle of vodka in the watermelon.

Quoted post

OJ and Vodka...

Jack & Coke..

But...BEER is BEER!!!!11111111

Cant play ball w/out the piss.

[Greenmachine]

Wang you are in China, so the RMB does all the talking. Just get a pot together and bribe the offical at thhe school. If you can bribe the police you for sure can bribe the school officals.

[Indu WangZi]

Originally posted by fzjjfk@Aug 26 2005, 06:30 AM
Wang you are in China, so the RMB does all the talking. Just get a pot together and bribe the offical at thhe school. If you can bribe the police you for sure can bribe the school officals.

Quoted post

He's a Yank...no dice.