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    > > Right now you are on patrol in the Mekong Delta,
    > > and you have run into an ambush. A mine goes off under your boat,
    > > throwing you in the water and injuring your skipper.
    > > Weighed down by guns, grenades, and ammunition, you sink to the
    > > bottom while five more boats pass overhead. You shed your gear and surface.
    > >
    > > As the boats disappear down the river, you are taking
    > > machine gun and small arms fire from both banks of the river.
    > > You can’t swim to either side without getting shot, and even if you did,
    > > getting captured means getting killed. You have one,
    > > and only one chance, to get out alive. You have to hope that your
    > > skipper turns his boat around, heads back into the crossfire
    > > over the mine infested water, reaches down with his bloody arm,
    > > and drags you back up on the boat.
    > >
    > > Now for the quiz;
    > >
    > > Who would you rather have as your skipper, George Bush or John
    > > Kerry?
    I answered, "Bush. Kerry might change his mind halfway through."

  • #2
    The answer is easy:

    Kerry.

    Bush wouldn't pass the physical to be the boat's skipper.

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    • #3
      bush, he be so hopped up on blow, he wouldn't notice that stump of an arm.
      Un-Official Sponsor of Randy Choate and Kevin Siegrist

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      • #4
        Definitely Kerry

        Bush would pull me out and use me as a human shield to protect himself.
        “I’ve always stated, ‘I’m a Missouri Tiger,’” Anderson said March 13 after Arkansas fired John Pelphrey, adding, “I’m excited about what’s taking place here.”

        Asked then if he would talk to his players about the situation, he said, “They know me, and that’s where the trust comes in.

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        • #5
          I'm doubting the validity of the credentials Bush used to obtain the skipper position. I strongly believe he was put there through the strong arm of his daddy. I'll choose Kerry. Besides, I think Kerry's arms are longer anyway.

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          • #6
            Kerry, because the vietgong know he is one of them.
            Un-Official Sponsor of Randy Choate and Kevin Siegrist

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Iowa_Card@Apr 2 2004, 02:08 PM
              The answer is easy:

              Kerry.

              Bush wouldn't pass the physical to be the boat's skipper.
              Kerry just had shoulder surgery, so he couldn't pass one, either...

              "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
              Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
              -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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              • #8
                I've yet to see convincing evidence that Bush ever fulfilled his hypothetical skipper duties.

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                • #9
                  Kerry. He's a liberal, and therefore wants to help people.

                  Bush is a conservative, and by his social Darwinist principles, I should be "selected out" of the military. Coming back and picking me up would only make the military weaker.
                  2005 Mandatory Loyalty Oath: I love America, our troops, baseball, Moms, and certain pies. I want no harm to come to any of those institutions, nor do I take any glee in their demise.

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                  • #10
                    Kerry.

                    But I'd rather go to one of Bush's parties.
                    Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law ~

                    A.C.

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                    • #11
                      Bush is a conservative, and by his social Darwinist principles, I should be "selected out" of the military. Coming back and picking me up would only make the military weaker.
                      Conservatives, being practical and interested in results, would not have risked losing two men when one was already a goner. Conservatives understand the concept of bad investments and marginal returns; liberals don't, and would have sent the whole fuckin' division back to get you, because you dying while others live wouldn't be "fair."

                      Rest in peace, Sgt. Trig...

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                      • #12
                        I'd want Rambo.

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                        • #13
                          I'm no John kerry fan, but, at least he walked the walk, unlike GWB, who likes to send other people's kids to do his dirty work.

                          I'd still love to see these freaking armchair warhawks on this forum, decide to put their freaking money where their fingertips are, and volunteer for duty in Iraq.
                          Make America Great For Once.

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                          • #14
                            Reg,

                            Go sign up, Mr. Rambo.
                            Make America Great For Once.

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                            • #15
                              I'd still love to see these freaking armchair warhawks on this forum, decide to put their freaking money where their fingertips are, and volunteer for duty in Iraq.
                              As long as the physical doesn't require getting out my chair, I'm there, man.

                              OK, OK. I could probably walk a few miles. But that's pretty much it.

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