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  • Michael Moore enrolls at a Fat Farm!!

    http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2...3/191726.shtml

    Tuesday, Aug. 23, 2005 7:09 p.m. EDT

    Michael Moore Enrolls at Fat Farm

    The controversial filmmaker Michael Moore has signed up at a Florida fat farm, according to PageSix.com.

    The creator and director of Fahrenheit 9/11 repordedly is forking up $3,800-a-week for a weight loss crash course.

    Moore registered at Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa in Aventura, Fla. On the training menu: learning to cook healthy meals and "life re-education."

    The reported goal for the portly Moore - shed 12 pounds during the first three weeks.
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    12 pounds in three weeks?? Way to set a "lofty" goal. Why would you need to go to a fat farm to lose weight? Stop eating so damn much and exercise a little.
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  • #2
    Fahrenheit 305?
    Lounge sponsor of Gary Brackett, Reggie Wayne, Henrik Zetterberg (not lounge approved) and all country music.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by "F"_the_Cubs@Aug 24 2005, 09:26 AM
      12 pounds in three weeks?? Way to set a "lofty" goal. Why would you need to go to a fat farm to lose weight? Stop eating so damn much and exercise a little.
      Maybe, a) he wants to keep it off; and b) he's smart enough not to seek "instant gratification" on his weight loss quest.

      Good for him.
      Damn these electric sex pants!

      26+31+34+42+44+46+64+67+82+06 = 10

      Bring back the death penalty for corporations!

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      • #4
        He should call Limbaugh for advice.

        Rush could show him how to substitute pain killers for food in order to get his kicks.
        Sponsor of Alex Pieterangelo.

        ..."I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." George Best

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        • #5
          I hope he loses it all.
          Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by dredbyrd+Aug 24 2005, 10:32 AM-->
            QUOTE(dredbyrd @ Aug 24 2005, 10:32 AM)

          • #7
            Originally posted by Cubs4ever+Aug 24 2005, 09:35 AM-->
            QUOTE(Cubs4ever @ Aug 24 2005, 09:35 AM)
            Originally posted by [email protected] 24 2005, 10:32 AM

          • #8
            Originally posted by dredbyrd+Aug 24 2005, 10:38 AM-->
            QUOTE(dredbyrd @ Aug 24 2005, 10:38 AM)
            Originally posted by [email protected] 24 2005, 09:35 AM
            Originally posted by [email protected] 24 2005, 10:32 AM

          • #9
            Someone should go to the fat farm and stick a camera in his face to do a "documentary" on obesity in America.
            "Need some wood?" -- George W. Bush, October 8, 2004

            "Historians will judge if this war is just, not your punk ass." -- Dave Glover, December 8, 2004

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            • #10
              Originally posted by phantom@Aug 24 2005, 10:42 AM
              Someone should go to the fat farm and stick a camera in his face to do a "documentary" on obesity in America.
              Have at it, Hero.

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              • #11


                Moon

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                • #12
                  Originally posted by Cubs4ever@Aug 24 2005, 09:41 AM
                  Or maybe he's doing a movie on the obese people of America, and trying to find out how he can blame Dubya for it.
                  See. I knew you had it in ya!
                  Damn these electric sex pants!

                  26+31+34+42+44+46+64+67+82+06 = 10

                  Bring back the death penalty for corporations!

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                  • #13


                    Moon

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                    • #14
                      Originally posted by dredbyrd+Aug 24 2005, 10:45 AM-->
                      QUOTE(dredbyrd @ Aug 24 2005, 10:45 AM)

                    • #15
                      Who is Michael Moore? I've never heard of him.
                      If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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