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    But I had an excuse.

    My 17 month old son had had enough. He was good the whole game but gave out in the 9th when the Giants scored their 4th run. We left and listened to the end of the game on the radio.

    Both of my daughters hate me now for leaving early.

    What should my penance be?
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  • #2
    Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan@Aug 19 2005, 10:51 PM
    But I had an excuse.

    My 17 month old son had had enough. He was good the whole game but gave out in the 9th when the Giants scored their 4th run. We left and listened to the end of the game on the radio.

    Both of my daughters hate me now for leaving early.

    What should my penance be?
    You must post good things about the Cubs all weekend long at NSBB, my son.
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    You'll never be forgotten.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by JWB+Aug 19 2005, 10:52 PM-->
      QUOTE(JWB @ Aug 19 2005, 10:52 PM)

    • #4
      Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan@Aug 19 2005, 10:51 PM
      But I had an excuse. 

      My 17 month old son had had enough. He was good the whole game but gave out in the 9th when the Giants scored their 4th run. We left and listened to the end of the game on the radio.

      Both of my daughters hate me now for leaving early.

      What should my penance be?
      The kid just happened to act up after they scored their 4th run. Yeah, right! A seventeen month old knows that the Giants were up by 4? You sure DAD didn't "act" up after the Giants scored their 4th run?

      I NEVER leave a game early. Unless I am working that night and the game runs long. I start at 11:00 sharp and I can't show up at 11:01 either.

      Be a flubs fan for 1 week.
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      • #5
        I hear ya. I left early that Sunday afternoon Eckstein
        hit the game winning granny. When I heard the call
        in my car radio going home, I was happy the boys won.
        But kicking myself in the arse for not staying until
        the end. It happens.

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        • #6
          Place your scrotum in an industrial vise.
          Turn the handle.
          When your balls pop like zits, loosen the vise.

          Dat's right!

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          • #7
            Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan@Aug 19 2005, 09:51 PM
            But I had an excuse. 

            My 17 month old son had had enough. He was good the whole game but gave out in the 9th when the Giants scored their 4th run. We left and listened to the end of the game on the radio.

            Both of my daughters hate me now for leaving early.

            What should my penance be?
            Your penalty should be a cold beer for being a good dad, and courageous enough to take three kids, including a 17 month old, to the game.
            Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law ~

            A.C.

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            • #8
              Originally posted by bombay+Aug 19 2005, 11:51 PM-->
              QUOTE(bombay @ Aug 19 2005, 11:51 PM)

            • #9
              Originally posted by bombay+Aug 19 2005, 11:51 PM-->
              QUOTE(bombay @ Aug 19 2005, 11:51 PM)
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