COWS
>> Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government
>> can
> track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall
> where
> she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her calves to
their
> stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering
> around our country. Maybe we should give
>> them all a cow.
>>
>>
>> CONSTITUTION
>> They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
we
> just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
It's
> worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
>>
>>
>> TEN COMMANDMENTS
>> The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse?
> You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery"
> and
> "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
> politicians!
> It creates a hostile work environment!
>>
>>
>> AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST..
>> George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . "Boy, I feel a
lot
> safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are
still
> walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in
> America
> willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to
> jail."
>>
>>
>>
>