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    COWS
    >> Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
    government
    >> can
    > track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall
    > where
    > she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her calves to
    their
    > stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
    wandering
    > around our country. Maybe we should give
    >> them all a cow.
    >>
    >>
    >> CONSTITUTION
    >> They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
    we
    > just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
    It's
    > worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
    >>
    >>
    >> TEN COMMANDMENTS
    >> The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
    Courthouse?
    > You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit
    Adultery"
    > and
    > "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
    > politicians!
    > It creates a hostile work environment!
    >>
    >>
    >> AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST..
    >> George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . "Boy, I feel a
    lot
    > safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are
    still
    > walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in
    > America
    > willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to
    > jail."
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >
    Go Cards ...12 in 13.


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