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    I am bad at my job, and plan on continuing to be bad at my job for the forseeable future. I have not been nominated for any award since I was Eager Reader of the Week in second grade. I'm not even sure what my job is. In fact, they stopped paying me three months ago, but I continue to show up because I have nothing better to do. Very soon, you will all be paying for me to sit on my couch in my boxers and watch reruns of Good Times until the cable company shuts me off for failure to pay the bill.

    Light a candle for me.

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    • #3
      you still got that red swingline?
      Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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      • #4
        Congrats!


        Go Cats.


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        • #5
          Originally posted by backstop@Aug 19 2005, 09:50 AM
          I am bad at my job, and plan on continuing to be bad at my job for the forseeable future. I have not been nominated for any award since I was Eager Reader of the Week in second grade. I'm not even sure what my job is. In fact, they stopped paying me three months ago, but I continue to show up because I have nothing better to do. Very soon, you will all be paying for me to sit on my couch in my boxers and watch reruns of Good Times until the cable company shuts me off for failure to pay the bill.

          Light a candle for me.
          Temporary layoffs,
          good times
          easy credit ripoffs,
          good times
          Ain't we lucky we got em
          good tmes
          LONG LIVE THE NOTE!

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          • #6


            Moon

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            • #7
              Originally posted by backstop@Aug 19 2005, 08:50 AM
              I am bad at my job, and plan on continuing to be bad at my job for the forseeable future. I have not been nominated for any award since I was Eager Reader of the Week in second grade. I'm not even sure what my job is. In fact, they stopped paying me three months ago, but I continue to show up because I have nothing better to do. Very soon, you will all be paying for me to sit on my couch in my boxers and watch reruns of Good Times until the cable company shuts me off for failure to pay the bill.

              Light a candle for me.

              Do you have access to a smart person?
              Dude. Can. Fly.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Moon Man@Aug 19 2005, 09:55 AM


                Moon
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                "I was confused." ---Tim McCarver, 7/30/15

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                • #9
                  Love the Jimmy Walker cameos in Scrubs. Good stuff ...
                  Dude. Can. Fly.

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                  • #10
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by dvyyyyyy@Aug 19 2005, 09:55 AM
                      Do you have access to a smart person?
                      Sadly, I don't even know.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by backstop+Aug 19 2005, 09:57 AM-->
                        QUOTE(backstop @ Aug 19 2005, 09:57 AM)

                      • #13
                        What kind of wine do you drink?
                        No president wants war. Everything you may have heard is that, but it's just simply not true
                        President George W. Bush, March 21, 2006

                        I'm a war president
                        President George W. Bush, February 8, 2004

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                        • #14
                          Originally posted by mw.2@Aug 19 2005, 10:08 AM
                          What kind of wine do you drink?

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                          • #15
                            Originally posted by backstop+Aug 19 2005, 10:19 AM-->
                            QUOTE(backstop @ Aug 19 2005, 10:19 AM)
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