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    It was around 1 p.m. today. I was enjoying some salty, stale nachos with not enough cheese sauce on the ramp up to the Wrigely upper deck while my friend enjoyed a cancer stick. A light drizzle sprayed through the chain-link fence, covering me in a cool dampness unexpected but appreciated in the throes of another Midwest August.

    Beyond the inclement weather, it was a day like most others. A beer in my hand. A red hat on my head. Completely stupid Cubs fans stumbling by, mumbling incoherently about Nomar and what will happen "when we put it togther."

    But then something happened that made this day unlike all others. He appeared first out of the corner of my eye, marching confidently and triumphantly toward the upper deck. A large ring glistened on his hand. A large bald spot glistened on his head. An all-access pass dangled from his neck. The white hair, the round face; I knew instantly who was approaching me.

    I raised my beer cup. I let out a ringing, half-drunken "Go Cards!" The reply came instantly, routinely and slightly annoyed: "How you doin'?" There was a wave, I promise you. It was slight, but to this young boy, meaningful.

    And for one moment -- one fleeting, blessed moment on the north side of Chicago in August, all was right in my world. I felt as if the mysteries of the universe had suddenly been unlocked before me.

    For at that moment, my friends, I knew precisely, and without any doubt, Where Walt Was.

    My life may never be the same.

    Thank you.

  • #2
    Originally posted by backstop@Aug 11 2005, 09:03 PM
    It was around 1 p.m. today. I was enjoying some salty, stale nachos with not enough cheese sauce on the ramp up to the Wrigely upper deck while my friend enjoyed a cancer stick. A light drizzle sprayed through the chain-link fence, covering me in a cool dampness unexpected but appreciated in the throes of another Midwest August.

    Beyond the inclement weather, it was a day like most others. A beer in my hand. A red hat on my head. Completely stupid Cubs fans stumbling by, mumbling incoherently about Nomar and what will happen "when we put it togther."

    But then something happened that made this day unlike all others. He appeared first out of the corner of my eye, marching confidently and triumphantly toward the upper deck. A large ring glistened on his hand. A large bald spot glistened on his head. An all-access pass dangled from his neck. The white hair, the round face; I knew instantly who was approaching me.

    I raised my beer cup. I let out a ringing, half-drunken "Go Cards!" The reply came instantly, routinely and slightly annoyed: "How you doin'?" There was a wave, I promise you. It was slight, but to this young boy, meaningful.

    And for one moment -- one fleeting, blessed moment on the north side of Chicago in August, all was right in my world. I felt as if the mysteries of the universe had suddenly been unlocked before me.

    For at that moment, my friends, I knew precisely, and without any doubt, Where Walt Was.

    My life may never be the same.

    Thank you.

    "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
    Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
    -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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    • #3
      Wow. That's gay.

      Moon

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      • #4
        That brought a tear to my eye. Beautiful.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Moon Man@Aug 11 2005, 09:04 PM
          Wow. That's gay.

          Moon


          This did, too.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by backstop@Aug 11 2005, 09:03 PM
            It was around 1 p.m. today. I was enjoying some salty, stale nachos with not enough cheese sauce on the ramp up to the Wrigely upper deck while my friend enjoyed a cancer stick. A light drizzle sprayed through the chain-link fence, covering me in a cool dampness unexpected but appreciated in the throes of another Midwest August.

            Beyond the inclement weather, it was a day like most others. A beer in my hand. A red hat on my head. Completely stupid Cubs fans stumbling by, mumbling incoherently about Nomar and what will happen "when we put it togther."

            But then something happened that made this day unlike all others. He appeared first out of the corner of my eye, marching confidently and triumphantly toward the upper deck. A large ring glistened on his hand. A large bald spot glistened on his head. An all-access pass dangled from his neck. The white hair, the round face; I knew instantly who was approaching me.

            I raised my beer cup. I let out a ringing, half-drunken "Go Cards!" The reply came instantly, routinely and slightly annoyed: "How you doin'?" There was a wave, I promise you. It was slight, but to this young boy, meaningful.

            And for one moment -- one fleeting, blessed moment on the north side of Chicago in August, all was right in my world. I felt as if the mysteries of the universe had suddenly been unlocked before me.

            For at that moment, my friends, I knew precisely, and without any doubt, Where Walt Was.

            My life may never be the same.

            Thank you.

            Surely you lie - but that's great.
            Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

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            God is stronger and the problem knows it.

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            • #7
              I got popped on the ramp to the upper deck in '87 for smoking weed. I flipped the roach over the railing as the cop approached, but the fucker had a radio and another cop down below found it. They actually charged me.
              Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law ~

              A.C.

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              • #8
                How could I lie about something like this?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by bombay@Aug 11 2005, 08:09 PM
                  I got popped on the ramp to the upper deck in '87 for smoking weed. I flipped the roach over the railing as the cop approached, but the fucker had a radio and another cop down below found it. They actually charged me.


                  Moon

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Moon Man+Aug 11 2005, 09:11 PM-->
                    QUOTE(Moon Man @ Aug 11 2005, 09:11 PM)

                  • #11
                    Originally posted by Moon Man+Aug 11 2005, 08:11 PM-->
                    QUOTE(Moon Man @ Aug 11 2005, 08:11 PM)

                  • #12
                    Should have tackled him, grabbed him by the collar, and demanded to know why we haven't traded for a corner outfielder.
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                    • #13
                      You neglected the most salient information: was his shirt Hawaiian?
                      The noise was good, but I thought they phoned in a lot of the funk.

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                      • #14
                        Boring. Come back when you have some exciting news about Rod Stewart.
                        If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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                        • #15
                          Originally posted by backstop@Aug 11 2005, 09:10 PM
                          How could I lie about something like this?

                          Great story BS. (That's short for Backstop, btw. )

                          It's always cool to see the guy that put it all together for you. He is executive of the year this year for getting Nunez and all the other pieces of the puzzle.
                          RIP Stan the Man
                          The StL Blues will NEVER win the Stanley Cup. I repeat, NEVER!
                          I miss TLR!

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