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  • Announcing the Turd Ferguson Fan Club

    I am announcing today the creation of the Turd Ferguson Fan Club (TFFC), a club truly like no other. This is an opportunity to join together and express your appreciation for the poster known as Turd Ferguson and all that he stands for.

    What are the benefits of joining the TFFC? I’m glad you ask. As a member of the TFFC, you will have the exclusive right to display your membership in your signature, as well as the privilege of not always voting against me or my team in the Survivor Challenge. Kaiser will also purchase all members a pony.

    What is the cost? Nothing*. Membership in the TFFC is 100%* free.* We will operate* on a donation* only basis*.

    What does Turd Ferguson stand for? Stuff. Lots of it, too.

    This opportunity is available only to members of the Lounge and for a limited time anyone who joins will receive a TFFC football phone (from Kaiser).

    Thank you for your support,

    Turd Ferguson







    * for now.
    If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

  • #2
    Shut up, fuckball.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by ReggieCleveland@Apr 1 2004, 03:21 PM
      Shut up, fuckball.
      You are finding your midseason form. Way to go, grasshopper.
      If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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      • #4
        Uh, count me in*

























        * No fuckin way
        Un-Official Sponsor of Randy Choate and Kevin Siegrist

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        • #5
          will it be a male or female pony?
          . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
          -mike
          mike smith, post-dispatch online sports editor

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          • #6
            Official Lounge Sponsor of:
            MIGOTS!, TJ Oshie, David Freese, Sponsoring Softball Players, Trout, Bon Jovi, Cold, hard facts, rigidly defined with mathematical precision, The abortion boat, which traveled to Poland in 2003 and Ireland in 2001.

            Former Lounge Sponsor of:
            The Hebrew Hammer, BBZ, Foods that start with the letter 'Q', Paul 'Visor' Mitchell, FBBHOFer Brett "William" Wallace, BBFHOF, THE LALPHABET: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N I Z M N O P Q R S T U V Z T U V X Y X Z, The Return of MarkD.

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            • #7
              fuckball?

              LOL
              Are you on the list?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SLUBLUE@Apr 1 2004, 03:22 PM
                fuckball?

                LOL
                it's a new game from Milton Bradley (formerly of the Cleveland Indians)
                Official Lounge Sponsor of:
                MIGOTS!, TJ Oshie, David Freese, Sponsoring Softball Players, Trout, Bon Jovi, Cold, hard facts, rigidly defined with mathematical precision, The abortion boat, which traveled to Poland in 2003 and Ireland in 2001.

                Former Lounge Sponsor of:
                The Hebrew Hammer, BBZ, Foods that start with the letter 'Q', Paul 'Visor' Mitchell, FBBHOFer Brett "William" Wallace, BBFHOF, THE LALPHABET: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N I Z M N O P Q R S T U V Z T U V X Y X Z, The Return of MarkD.

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                • #9
                  I have absolutely no interest in joining this.
                  RIP Chris Jones 1971-2009
                  You'll never be forgotten.

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                  • #10
                    I'm in.
                    I'm always right.

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                    • #11
                      I should be paid to join this club.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by JWB@Apr 1 2004, 02:24 PM
                        I have absolutely no interest in joining this.
                        Me fuckin either* how ghey



















                        * Hell, go ahead and sign me up...Can I be like treasurer or somethin
                        Un-Official Sponsor of Randy Choate and Kevin Siegrist

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                        • #13
                          Looks like the Hucklecheaters are getting desperate!
                          Official Sponsor of the National League Three-Peat.

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                          • #14
                            I was going to join yours but Jim gave me a set of free tires to join his first. Sorry.
                            Official sponsor of Mike Shannon's Retirement Party

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan@Apr 1 2004, 03:27 PM
                              I was going to join yours but Jim gave me a set of free tires to join his first. Sorry.
                              I got half a goal post from Mo to join his.

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