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  • GloveSave: You Missed Your Present

    "News"Channel 5 just reported that Alton, IL, is the center of prostitutues this evening.

    You had your chance.
    When you say to your neighbor, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night if that's alright with you," what you really mean is, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night."

  • #2
    It's not like Alton is a long drive or anything.

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    • #3
      enjoy man, uh kid!

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      • #4
        it's pretty wild...I visit Alton every once-in-a-while, and it seems like a sleepy little place, then you hit the right alley, and BAM! hookers everywhere... not that there's anything wrong with that...
        . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
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        • #5
          Originally posted by GloveSaveandaBeauty@Mar 31 2004, 10:08 PM
          It's not like Alton is a long drive or anything.
          So your mom takes a bus, then?
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          • #6
            Originally posted by JackSparrow+Mar 31 2004, 10:10 PM-->
            QUOTE (JackSparrow @ Mar 31 2004, 10:10 PM)

          • #7
            Originally posted by GloveSaveandaBeauty@Mar 31 2004, 10:13 PM
            Actually, I've never been to Alton.
            Not technically, but you were conceived there
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            • #8
              Originally posted by JackSparrow+Mar 31 2004, 10:14 PM-->
              QUOTE (JackSparrow @ Mar 31 2004, 10:14 PM)

            • #9
              Alton...huh??

              Explains why my high school mate refuses to move across the River...and him always trying to get me to go to Alton when I'm in town...

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              • #10
                Hmm...Alton? Wonder if SteveI has been sited there tonight
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                • #11
                  You mean 'cited', right?

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                  • #12
                    Originally posted by 007@Mar 31 2004, 10:28 PM
                    You mean 'cited', right?
                    "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. "
                    -- Dennis, Monty Python & The Holy Grail

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                    • #13
                      Originally posted by WinstonSmith@Mar 31 2004, 10:06 PM
                      "News"Channel 5 just reported that Alton, IL, is the center of prostitutues this evening.

                      You had your chance.
                      Funny... I was just in Alton.

                      DAMNIT.

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