"The Other Hand Man"

[Damtoft]

The Other Hand Man (to the tune of Rubberband Man)

Hand me down my chardonnay,
Hand me down my brie,
Hurry now and don't be late
He'll be on the slopes by three
You and me were goin' out
To catch the latest sound
Guranteed to blow your mind
So high you won't come down

Hey, y'all prepare yourself
For the Other Hand man
You never heard a sound
Like the Other Hand man
You're bound to lose control
When he starts to say, "on the Other Hand,"
Oh, Lord, this dude is outta sight
Everything he says
Comes out both left and right
Once I went to hear him speak
On a Sunday talk showdown
I was so surprised, I was hypnotized
By how this cat flip-flops around
When I saw this long-faced guy
Stretch a sound bite 'till it broke
Hey, I laughed so hard
As he got bogged down
Steerin' clear of yes or no

Hey, y'all prepare yourself
For the Other Hand man
You never heard a sound
Like the Other Hand man
You're bound to lose control
When he starts to say "on the Other Hand,"
Got that Other Hand
All ready to go
And then he wriggled his way
Around yes or no
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Guaranteed to blow your mind
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Back and forth flip floppin' all the time
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Does he really think we're stupid, oh, Lord
(Doo doo doo doo doo)
Lord, make him go away

Hey, y'all prepare yourself
For the Other Hand man
You never heard a sound
Like the Other Hand man
You're bound to lose control
When he starts to say "on the Other Hand,"
Doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
Other Hand man, Other Hand man
How much of this stuff do he think we can stand
So much nuance, fluff and evasion from one man, Lord
And then he had nerve to wiggle his war vote
To "yes, but," got it all straight in his head, y'all
Ah, come on, Kerry

Hey, y'all prepare yourself
For the Other Hand man
You never heard a sound
Like the Other Hand man
You're bound to lose control
When he starts to say "on the Other Hand,"
Other Hand man starts to jam
Flip-floppin' his way across the land
Got answers goin' every way
Everything about him seems out of place
Always wafflin', always wafflin'
Always waff-waff-wafflin'
Just a Other Hand, Other Hand man
Always wafflin', always wafflin'
Always waff-waff-wafflin'
Just a Other Hand
Other Hand man
Go 'way
Oh, go 'way Johnny
Uh-huh

Dan McLaughlin
The Baseball Crank

[kah2523]

Originally posted by Damtoft@Mar 30 2004, 06:35 PM
The Other Hand Man (to the tune of Rubberband Man)

Hand me down my chardonnay,
Hand me down my brie

I'd just like to point out that George W. Bush is the son of a President and grandson of a U. S. Senator, born into fabulous riches and himself a multi-millionaire.

[lazydaze]

Originally posted by kah2523+Mar 30 2004, 05:42 PM-->

QUOTE (kah2523 @ Mar 30 2004, 05:42 PM)

kah2523 Share Tweet #4 03-30-2004, 05:47 PM Originally posted by lazydaze@Mar 30 2004, 06:45 PM You are right Kah. Good thing he is not running on the everyman theme. Not running on the everyman theme? When you get back from Neptune, please tell us how the rings look close up. Anyway, make fun of Kerry all you like, but it's pretty silly to mock Kerry for being an elitist when G.W. Bush is a patrician to his Brie-eating fingertips. Comment Post Cancel dalincal Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 143 Share Tweet #5 03-30-2004, 05:50 PM What this country needs is a President who has to ask his wife for his allowance. Comment Post Cancel Trigfunctions Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4783 Share Tweet #6 03-30-2004, 06:01 PM Bush as Everyman Bush's real roots: Only in America can a prep-school cheerleader grow up to be a Cowboy. 2005 Mandatory Loyalty Oath: I love America, our troops, baseball, Moms, and certain pies. I want no harm to come to any of those institutions, nor do I take any glee in their demise. Comment Post Cancel WinstonSmith Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 10553 Share Tweet #7 03-30-2004, 06:07 PM JD, did you make that up yourself? When you say to your neighbor, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night if that's alright with you," what you really mean is, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night." Comment Post Cancel Indu WangZi Elitist Extraordinare Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 34763 Share Tweet #8 03-30-2004, 06:10 PM Originally posted by Trigfunctions@Mar 30 2004, 07:01 PM Bush as Everyman Bush's real roots: Only in America can a prep-school cheerleader grow up to be a Cowboy. Prep School Cheerleader... Straight "C" student.... Reservist.... Cocaine User..... Borne Again Christ-ian... Borne Again Cowboy... Still one stupid fuck!!! Comment Post Cancel Trigfunctions Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4783 Share Tweet #9 03-30-2004, 06:13 PM Wang - I have to say, I like your poetry above much better than the unbelievably stupid song parody. 2005 Mandatory Loyalty Oath: I love America, our troops, baseball, Moms, and certain pies. I want no harm to come to any of those institutions, nor do I take any glee in their demise. Comment Post Cancel WinstonSmith Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 10553 Share Tweet #10 03-30-2004, 06:13 PM And he still managed to beat what was essentially an incumbent Democrat. When you say to your neighbor, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night if that's alright with you," what you really mean is, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night." Comment Post Cancel Indu WangZi Elitist Extraordinare Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 34763 Share Tweet #11 03-30-2004, 06:20 PM Originally posted by WinstonSmith@Mar 30 2004, 07:13 PM And he still managed to beat what was essentially an incumbent Democrat. Yeah.. Considering his dick-head of a brother and the Florida Supreme Court conspired to give him the election... Gore...he wasnt much better...but, Bush is just an azz Comment Post Cancel WinstonSmith Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 10553 Share Tweet #12 03-30-2004, 06:22 PM Indu, I know you are a funny guy, a good guy. So I can only conclude that you are being funny here -- or at least trying. Because I know that you are way too smart to believe some of what you just typed. When you say to your neighbor, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night if that's alright with you," what you really mean is, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night." Comment Post Cancel Reggie Cleveland Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 119618 Share Tweet #13 03-30-2004, 06:23 PM the Florida Supreme Court conspired to give him the election... Now I KNOW you're not all right in de haid. Comment Post Cancel Jack Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 14182 Share Tweet #14 03-30-2004, 06:26 PM Originally posted by Indu WangZi@Mar 30 2004, 07:20 PM Florida Supreme Court HAHAHAHAHAHHA How do they do it China style? Official Sponsor of Jim Edmonds & John Smoltz Comment Post Cancel Indu WangZi Elitist Extraordinare Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 34763 Share Tweet #15 03-30-2004, 06:26 PM Originally posted by WinstonSmith@Mar 30 2004, 07:22 PM Indu, I know you are a funny guy, a good guy. So I can only conclude that you are being funny here -- or at least trying. Because I know that you are way too smart to believe some of what you just typed. OK...but, his brother is still a dick-head.... You at least gotta give me that.. And, who in blue blazes names their kid "Jeb"...especially, blue-bloods from the East Coast... Comment Post Cancel Previous 1 2 3 template Next English (US) Deutsch (Du) English (US) French Spanish Help Contact Us Go to top Copyright © 2003-13, TippingPitchers.com Powered by vBulletin® Version 5.7.3 Copyright © 2023 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved. All times are GMT-6. This page was generated at 10:56 AM. Working... Yes No OK OK Cancel X

[kah2523]

Originally posted by lazydaze@Mar 30 2004, 06:45 PM
You are right Kah. Good thing he is not running on the everyman theme.

Not running on the everyman theme?

When you get back from Neptune, please tell us how the rings look close up.

Anyway, make fun of Kerry all you like, but it's pretty silly to mock Kerry for being an elitist when G.W. Bush is a patrician to his Brie-eating fingertips.

[dalincal]

What this country needs is a President who has to ask his wife for his allowance.

[Trigfunctions]

Bush as Everyman


Bush's real roots:



Only in America can a prep-school cheerleader grow up to be a Cowboy.

[WinstonSmith]

JD, did you make that up yourself?

[Indu WangZi]

Originally posted by Trigfunctions@Mar 30 2004, 07:01 PM
Bush as Everyman


Bush's real roots:



Only in America can a prep-school cheerleader grow up to be a Cowboy.

Prep School Cheerleader...

Straight "C" student....

Reservist....

Cocaine User.....

Borne Again Christ-ian...

Borne Again Cowboy...

Still one stupid fuck!!!

[Trigfunctions]

Wang - I have to say, I like your poetry above much better than the unbelievably stupid song parody.

[WinstonSmith]

And he still managed to beat what was essentially an incumbent Democrat.

[Indu WangZi]

Originally posted by WinstonSmith@Mar 30 2004, 07:13 PM
And he still managed to beat what was essentially an incumbent Democrat.

Yeah..

Considering his dick-head of a brother and the Florida Supreme Court conspired to give him the election...

Gore...he wasnt much better...but, Bush is just an azz

[WinstonSmith]

Indu, I know you are a funny guy, a good guy.

So I can only conclude that you are being funny here -- or at least trying. Because I know that you are way too smart to believe some of what you just typed.

[Reggie Cleveland]

the Florida Supreme Court conspired to give him the election...

Now I KNOW you're not all right in de haid.

[Jack Sparrow]

Originally posted by Indu WangZi@Mar 30 2004, 07:20 PM
Florida Supreme Court

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

How do they do it China style?

[Indu WangZi]

Originally posted by WinstonSmith@Mar 30 2004, 07:22 PM
Indu, I know you are a funny guy, a good guy.

So I can only conclude that you are being funny here -- or at least trying. Because I know that you are way too smart to believe some of what you just typed.

OK...but, his brother is still a dick-head....

You at least gotta give me that..

And, who in blue blazes names their kid "Jeb"...especially, blue-bloods from the East Coast...