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    3 for 3 with a launching pad home run.

    Will the torture ever end?
    I let my hair air dry thereby getting more hair pie
    I want to fire blanks in Tyra Banks
    I like shorn quim lasses in horn-rimmed glasses
    but Cindy Crawford ...offered
    I would keep a tidy room for Heidi Klum
    I'm immersed in Kirstie Alley's thirsty valley

    I want a smelly slice of Kelly Price
    Plus get with the hairy scar of Teri Garr
    I would jizz early inside Liz Hurley
    Sigourney Weaver has a thrashing horny beaver
    Winona Ryder? Going inside her!
    I want to get on the whole width of Anna Nicole Smith

  • #2
    Let me be the first one to say "I TOLD YOU SO".

    Fuck Walt.

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    • #3
      Oh oh oh!! Why did the Cards get rid of Tino?? He's the BEST! :rolleyes:

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      • #4
        if we played in the AL east, i would want him. unfortunately, we only play them once every 3 years. he sucks against all NL pitching.
        Official 2009 Sponsor of nobody

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        • #5
          Tino Martinez, Japanese Series Hero.

          TMJSH.

          Feel free to use that one.
          Official Sponsor of Jim Edmonds & John Smoltz

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          • #6

            And just because I need to say it: Tino Martinez has the ugliest left-handed swing in baseball
            Official Sponsor of Jim Edmonds & John Smoltz

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            • #7
              I feel the need to point out that David Hasselhoff is big in Germany.
              If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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              • #8
                Sadly, that sonofabitch couldnt hit one more with us to get his 300th with the birds?

                Fucker.

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                • #9
                  It would not surpise me if Tino wasn't a major contender for AL Comeback Player of the year.
                  Make America Great For Once.

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                  • #10
                    HArd to imagine that Tino didnt win this piece of shit ugly ass award.

                    They gave it to wife beater instead.

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