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  • Tenacious D love song

    Just thought this needed to be posted:

    "Fuck Her Gently"

    This is a song for the ladies
    But fellas listen closely
    You don't always have to fuck her hard
    In fact sometimes that's not right to do
    Sometimes you've got to make some love
    And fuckin give her some smoochies too
    Sometimes ya got to squeeze
    Sometimes you've got to say please
    Sometime you've got to say hey
    I'm gonna Fuck you softly
    I'm gonna screw you gently
    I'm gonna hump you sweetly
    I'm gonna ball you discreetly
    And then you say hey I bought you flowers
    And then you say wait a minute sally
    I think I got somethin in my teeth
    Could you get it out for me
    That's fuckin teamwork
    Whats your favorite posish?
    That's cool with me
    Its not my favorite
    But I'll do it for you
    Whats your favorite dish?
    Im not gonna cook it
    But ill order it from Zanzibar
    And then I'm gonna love you completely
    And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
    And then I'll fucking bone you completely
    But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
    Hard
    Dude. Can. Fly.

  • #2
    Jack Black is a comedy genius...

    Friggin' love that guy....

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    • #3
      "I'm gonna ball you discreetly"

      Classic.

      He's a talented bastard, I'll tell you that.
      Dude. Can. Fly.

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      • #4
        No..this is true poetry...

        Whats your favorite dish?
        Im not gonna cook it
        But ill order it from Zanzibar
        And then I'm gonna love you completely
        And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
        And then I'll fucking bone you completely

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        • #5
          That's poetry, man...
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          • #6
            TD rules.

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            • #7
              jack black is my hero.


              one funny MFer.


              Even School of Rock was Hilarious.
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              • #8
                Fuck Her Gently Video. Right Click, Save As....
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                • #9
                  That's a great song.

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