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  • How big is the biggest broad you've bagged?

    this should be interesting
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  • #2
    and the first one to go with 175+

    what do I win?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by lasvegasreb@Mar 29 2004, 11:04 PM
      and the first one to go with 175+

      what do I win?

      a 200lb sack of jell-o to remind you of your sins.

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      • #4
        Wang, tell your wife to step on a scale really quick..........

        I need to know what my answer is
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        • #5
          Originally posted by lasvegasreb@Mar 29 2004, 11:04 PM
          and the first one to go with 175+

          what do I win?

          some flour so you can find the wet spot for your next fattie
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          • #6
            What if...

            You've banged twins...

            Or had a two-some with one girl weighing 125 and the other 165+...how should one vote??

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            • #7
              Originally posted by JackSparrow@Mar 29 2004, 11:05 PM
              Wang, tell your wife to step on a scale really quick..........

              I need to know what my answer is
              Roughly about the same as your Mom...

              Best guess estimate on my part....

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Indu WangZi@Mar 29 2004, 11:06 PM
                What if...

                You've banged twins...

                Or had a two-some with one girl weighing 125 and the other 165+...how should one vote??
                Your get to subtract 30 pounds from the lard ass since the got two in bed at the same time.

                That's always worth bonus points.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by JackSparrow@Mar 29 2004, 11:05 PM
                  Wang, tell your wife to step on a scale really quick..........

                  I need to know what my answer is
                  . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Indu WangZi@Mar 29 2004, 11:06 PM
                    What if...

                    You've banged twins...

                    Or had a two-some with one girl weighing 125 and the other 165+...how should one vote??
                    ... funny, I don't see a Bullshit! option...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by steveInebriated+Mar 29 2004, 11:17 PM-->
                      QUOTE (steveInebriated @ Mar 29 2004, 11:17 PM)

                    • #12
                      I don't know how much one gal weighed, 145, I guess, but she had tits bigger than my head, and NIPS that you could fit a 1/2" socket over, 1/2" long :o

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                      • #13
                        Amsterdam. 1977.

                        A client of mine took me and several guys I worked with into a 'canal' place where the owner asked me, 'what is your fantasy?"

                        I said, "I want the most Dutch looking girl imaginable. White/blonde hair tied back on the top like I used to see on cans of detergent in the States."

                        Bless him...he understood.

                        Up walked a blonde Amazon who rocketed me up the, virtually 180 degree little stairs and found myself in the whorehouse of whorehouses (don't worry, this will be PG 13)....

                        A BIG bath that had jets in it (too early for the fancy stuff then).

                        We got in. Well, she got in first and the wake overwhelmed me.

                        It was like bathing with Shamu in Orlando.

                        A BIG girl.

                        After we toweled, she then said to me, "You look tense. Shall I massage your back? Being the agreeable chap I am I said, "Yes please."

                        I laid on the bed (big enough to sleep the Harlem Globetrotters) and red at that....and, on my back, this Dutch Nazi bitch began to STAND on my back and JUMP up and down like she was crushing grapes!

                        My 'Irish affliction' had long since gone to sleep, protecting itself against the onslaught of this below sea-level bitch.

                        I limped back downstairs and all my horney English buddies thought I'd not left the American side down at all, when, in fact, I was in pain and almost in a body cast by this vicious woman.

                        I did better in Bangkok with the little girls. Miss them desperately.

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                        • #14
                          Originally posted by DaLode@Mar 29 2004, 11:25 PM


                          I did better in Bangkok with the little girls. Miss them desperately.

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                          • #15
                            Originally posted by Jack Daniels@Mar 29 2004, 11:22 PM
                            I don't know how much one gal weighed, 145, I guess, but she had tits bigger than my head, and NIPS that you could fit a 1/2" socket over, 1/2" long :o
                            Subtract 10 lbs for the big rack

                            Big tits give you bonus points
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