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    In the spirit of 'You're A Redneck If"....I hereby confess: Anyone else?

    1) The first week that the predecessor of KFNS came on the air in the 90's, I was so pumped by finally having a sports station in town that I called them and GAVE them 3 sets of my 4 seat season tickets at Busch. Just to give away because I was 'so grateful' for their existence. What a fool!

    2) When I was in high school in San Francisco, I wore a button on my jacket that said, " All the way with LBJ". Or, was it JFK?

    3) My aunt Eileen O'Shea had the biggest tits in the history of tits and I abused myself relentlessly, with her naked breasts flopping around my mind, from the ages of 11-right through 47.

    4) I REALLY do fantasize about making Ann Coulter scream socialist dogma from behind.

    5) I've dreamed about Jimmy Carter choking on a peanut and conveniently forgetting the Heimlich maneuver. I've also dreamt about slapping him silly. He's such a twerp.

    6) For some bizarre reason, I HATE Larry Rice. How did he get here? Who is he?

    7) I'm pissed off that so many of the KMOX 'personalities" are from Cleveland and Iowa. Two of the most boring places on earth. What does that say about us?

    8) I can't think rationally about Tony LaRussa because he's got a law degree AND sounds like some punk whose ass I used to kick while a punk myself in Walnut Park.

    9) I'll never find any time for liberals who have never lived within the city limits.

    10) Cardinal Girl makes me hard with her sweetness.


    How's that Metros?

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    • #3
      I have confessed enough shit here already

      Let someone else...
      Go Cards ...12 in 13.


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      • #4
        Originally posted by TTB@Mar 29 2004, 10:43 PM
        I have confessed enough shit here already

        Let someone else...
        Same here...

        "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
        Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
        -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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        • #5
          I..umm...well..umm..there's this online message board I post on...um...yeah...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Dr.Gonzo@Mar 29 2004, 10:48 PM
            I..umm...well..umm..there's this online message board I post on...um...yeah...
            Loser.

            Oh.

            Nevermind.
            If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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            • #7
              Ok..Ok...

              I am hung like a Rhino

              Satisfied???

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Indu WangZi@Mar 29 2004, 10:49 PM
                Ok..Ok...

                I am hung like a Rhino

                Satisfied???
                Mike Smith has the face of a Rhino
                Go Cards ...12 in 13.


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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DaLode@Mar 29 2004, 10:26 PM


                  3) My aunt Eileen O'Shea had the biggest tits in the history of tits and I abused myself relentlessly, with her naked breasts flopping around my mind, from the ages of 11-right through 47.
                  Could you describe her ? ... slowly ... ?
                  Dude. Can. Fly.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by dvyyyyyy+Mar 29 2004, 11:02 PM-->
                    QUOTE (dvyyyyyy @ Mar 29 2004, 11:02 PM)

                  • #11
                    Originally posted by TTB+Mar 29 2004, 10:51 PM-->
                    QUOTE (TTB @ Mar 29 2004, 10:51 PM)

                  • #12
                    Originally posted by OldSchoolStroker+Mar 29 2004, 11:15 PM-->
                    QUOTE (OldSchoolStroker @ Mar 29 2004, 11:15 PM)
                    Originally posted by [email protected] 29 2004, 10:51 PM

                  • #13
                    Originally posted by DaLode@Mar 29 2004, 10:26 PM
                    In the spirit of 'You're A Redneck If"....I hereby confess: Anyone else?

                    1) The first week that the predecessor of KFNS came on the air in the 90's, I was so pumped by finally having a sports station in town that I called them and GAVE them 3 sets of my 4 seat season tickets at Busch. Just to give away because I was 'so grateful' for their existence. What a fool!

                    2) When I was in high school in San Francisco, I wore a button on my jacket that said, " All the way with LBJ". Or, was it JFK?

                    3) My aunt Eileen O'Shea had the biggest tits in the history of tits and I abused myself relentlessly, with her naked breasts flopping around my mind, from the ages of 11-right through 47.

                    4) I REALLY do fantasize about making Ann Coulter scream socialist dogma from behind.

                    5) I've dreamed about Jimmy Carter choking on a peanut and conveniently forgetting the Heimlich maneuver. I've also dreamt about slapping him silly. He's such a twerp.

                    6) For some bizarre reason, I HATE Larry Rice. How did he get here? Who is he?

                    7) I'm pissed off that so many of the KMOX 'personalities" are from Cleveland and Iowa. Two of the most boring places on earth. What does that say about us?

                    8) I can't think rationally about Tony LaRussa because he's got a law degree AND sounds like some punk whose ass I used to kick while a punk myself in Walnut Park.

                    9) I'll never find any time for liberals who have never lived within the city limits.

                    10) Cardinal Girl makes me hard with her sweetness.


                    How's that Metros?
                    this is great, great stuff

                    1) That's liberace gay, thanks for sharing.

                    2) I don't know, I voted for Bond in a mock election when I was a kid, and I've never forgiven myself.

                    3) Not so much anyone I was RELATED to...jesus you're sick....but, a on the younger side (15 years my senior?) aunt had some hot friends.

                    4) I'd love to give Ann Coulter a cleveland steamer.

                    5) I don't know about that one, but whatever. You dream about Jimmy Carter. If he affects you that much.....

                    6) Right there with you. I'm not a fan of any religious fanatical egomaniacs, but I especially despise the one in my hometown. I'd love to have coffee with him. I think I could set him straight. Or at least figure out what the fuck he's up to.

                    7) They're corporate. What do you want?

                    8) That makes a lot of sense. Smarmy and stupid don't mix. Case in point: Why I don't like most ITF folks.

                    9) Fully agree. I'd expand that to 'I never find time for people who pass judgement on city living without living in the city limits'. I see what you are saying, but it's bigger than that, imho.

                    10) This is a very weird one for me. I'm all about the older chick who is a baseball nerd.......but.......
                    Are you on the list?

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                    • #14
                      that analysis aside, Lode and I are RADICALLY different, but I love the dude's posts. I'm a fan of a fan of Miles.
                      Are you on the list?

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                      • #15
                        Originally posted by SLUBLUE@Mar 29 2004, 11:22 PM
                        Lode and I RADICALLY love that anal side
                        :o
                        . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
                        -mike
                        mike smith, post-dispatch online sports editor

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