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    Ozzie Smith flips for fitness
    By Doug Moore
    Post-Dispatch
    03/29/2004

    Baseball Hall-of-Famer Ozzie Smith will be named St. Louis fitness czar today as the metropolitan area tries to shed its image as one of the fattest in the country.

    Smith will stand alongside St. Louis Mayor Francis Slay and St. Louis County Executive Charlie Dooley as they launch a "Get Hooked on Health St. Louis" initiative, encouraging more exercise and a better diet. To kick it off, the two plan a free health expo.

    "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
    Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
    -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

  • #2
    So I guess every morning we all shall do the flip as we walk out the door.

    han solo

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    • #3
      Is this weird or is it just me?

      The mayor of a predominately black city is white.

      The Supervisor of a predominately white country is black.

      Our Fitness Czar is a skinny black guy from Mobile.

      What a provincial and backward community we are.

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      • #4
        "Hi, I'm Ozzie Smith, St. Louis Fitness Czar. Do you worry about your impending divorce?...."
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        • #5
          Originally posted by BringBackZezel@Mar 29 2004, 03:17 PM
          "Hi, I'm Ozzie Smith, St. Louis Fitness Czar. Do you worry about your impending divorce?...."
          Enlighten me please?

          What's the signficance of those 2 safes getting it on in your avatar?

          I'm perplexed.

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          • #6
            C'mon lode. Think about it.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by DaLode+Mar 29 2004, 03:20 PM-->
              QUOTE (DaLode @ Mar 29 2004, 03:20 PM)

            • #8
              start every morning with 100 push-ups on your mistress?
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              • #9
                Originally posted by 007@Mar 29 2004, 03:02 PM
                Ozzie Smith flips for fitness
                By Doug Moore
                Post-Dispatch
                03/29/2004

                Baseball Hall-of-Famer Ozzie Smith will be named St. Louis fitness czar today as the metropolitan area tries to shed its image as one of the fattest in the country.

                Smith will stand alongside St. Louis Mayor Francis Slay and St. Louis County Executive Charlie Dooley as they launch a "Get Hooked on Health St. Louis" initiative, encouraging more exercise and a better diet. To kick it off, the two plan a free health expo.
                How many tax dollars will this cost?
                Asked what he would do differently in Iraq, Kerry said, "Right now, what I would do differently is, I mean, look, I'm not the president, and I didn't create this mess so I don't want to acknowledge a mistake that I haven't made."

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                • #10
                  Ozzie's first bit of advice:

                  Take your kids to the Discovery Zone. It's fun-believable fitness for kids.

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                  • #11
                    Originally posted by BringBackZezel+Mar 29 2004, 03:21 PM-->
                    QUOTE (BringBackZezel @ Mar 29 2004, 03:21 PM)
                    Originally posted by DaLode@Mar 29 2004, 03:20 PM

                  • #12
                    Originally posted by DaLode+Mar 29 2004, 03:26 PM-->
                    QUOTE (DaLode @ Mar 29 2004, 03:26 PM)
                    Originally posted by BringBackZezel@Mar 29 2004, 03:21 PM
                    Originally posted by DaLode@Mar 29 2004, 03:20 PM
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