"Kerry is the most athletic, most vigorous guy in the race," said David Wade, his spokesman. "He bounced back from surgery last year way faster than most, he windsurfs, mountain climbs, skis and snowboards; in great shape — not exactly the kind of guy whose health is a question mark."
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"Kerry is the most athletic, most vigorous guy in the race," said David Wade, his spokesman. "He bounced back from surgery last year way faster than most, he windsurfs, mountain climbs, skis and snowboards; in great shape — not exactly the kind of guy whose health is a question mark."
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While not necessarily an athletic event, Bush obviously stands no chance in the scavenger hunt category.
I'm curious to see how the Easter Egg hunt on the White House lawn goes this year. I'll bet Dubya tells everyone there are 100 eggs hidden out there, and mysteriously, no one will be able to find any." Look, forget the myths the media's created about the White House--the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand."
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Bush might beat Kerry in "jogging".
Kerry would kick Bush's ass in any other sport. Literally. He played hockey in college and still skates.
Instead of debates, they should engage in sporting events. Who here wouldn't want to see Kerry cross-check Bush into the glass?2005 Mandatory Loyalty Oath: I love America, our troops, baseball, Moms, and certain pies. I want no harm to come to any of those institutions, nor do I take any glee in their demise.
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Originally posted by_STLfan_in_DFW@Mar 29 2004, 10:46 AM
While not necessarily an athletic event, Bush obviously stands no chance in the scavenger hunt category.
I'm curious to see how the Easter Egg hunt on the White House lawn goes this year. I'll bet Dubya tells everyone there are 100 eggs hidden out there, and mysteriously, no one will be able to find any.
But, we know that easterbunny had eggs, and he has never verified he got rid of them so....
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Originally posted by dvyyyyyy@Mar 29 2004, 12:45 PM
Equal time from dvy:
I actually think Bush would win at most any sport. Kerry seems more at home in flip-flops than athletic gear.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2...6/135257.shtml
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Originally posted by dooz+Mar 29 2004, 12:52 PM-->QUOTE (dooz @ Mar 29 2004, 12:52 PM)
Originally posted by Trigfunctions@Mar 29 2004, 11:50 AM
Bush might beat Kerry in "jogging".
Bush's running numbers place him at the top tier of runners his age. There's only a handful of guys his age in St. Louis who could beat him in the 5K.
I don't think he's run as much in the past couple years, which might expain some of his stupid decisions.
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Originally posted by dvyyyyyy+Mar 29 2004, 12:53 PM-->QUOTE (dvyyyyyy @ Mar 29 2004, 12:53 PM) Originally posted by [email protected] 29 2004, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by steveInebriated@Mar 29 2004, 02:22 PM
Mr. President -- banana hammock or tightie whities?
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